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Worst Singer - Male/Female  
User currently offlineIlyushin96M From United States of America, joined Sep 1999, 2609 posts, RR: 12
Posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1598 times:

I always find topics like this somewhat amusing...so here goes: What singer has a voice or style that absolutely sets your teeth on edge? Here are mine:

Male - Michael Bolton. When he sings, he sounds like he's in pain, as if someone kicked him in the balls.

Female - Mariah Carey. I can't stand her screechy, overdone voice, and when she hits those high notes, it's like fingernails on a chalk board!

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User currently offlineNJTurnpike From United States of America, joined May 2000, 580 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1396 times:

I agree....yes yes yes...Bolton and Carey both deserve to be strapped into chairs and subjected to each other's music. Whitney Houston also does well in my personal 'Worst of...' list. She'd get to have her eyes forced open a la 'Clockwork Orange' and have pictures of Mr Bolton's haircuts paraded in front of her for 24 straight hours. Mm, lovely.

~NJTurnpike



User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 44
Reply 2, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1384 times:

You're never going to believe who I pick... I can't come up with a male, but my female vote goes to Judy Collins.

Sure she's famous and all that, but her voice is too smooth for me. I want some SOUL in the sound!

I mean, who else could take "Cat's in the cradle" and turn it into a ballad? My goodness, it's supposed to be a PROTEST SONG!!!  

redngold



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User currently offlineAA737-800 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 1381 times:

Macy Gray.

AA737-800


User currently offlineGUNDU From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1368 times:

Male-(none)
Female-Christina Aguillera(She has a bloody attitude problem)




Gundu


User currently offlineWestjet_yhm From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1364 times:

Female Macy Gray and Whitney Houston

Male I dont really have one


User currently offlineTrvlr From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4430 posts, RR: 21
Reply 6, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1362 times:

Male: Justin Timberlake from the teen pop group NSYNC.

I used to hate Macy Gray's voice but now I have developed an taste for it (hers is definitely an acquired one).

Aaron G.


User currently offlineMx5_boy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1357 times:

Female - Macy Gray, she sets my teeth on edge.
Male - John Williamson - Aussie country singer - Ugh!

mb


User currently offlineThai747 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 1999, 814 posts, RR: 14
Reply 8, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1345 times:

Male: that guy from N*suck.. what's his name?  
Female: yes.. Mariah Carey... also Macy Gray's voice annoys me.. but her music's fab



User currently offlineKing Air From United States of America, joined May 1999, 107 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1344 times:

Dee Snider is the best singer and radio show host ever.

User currently offlineMls515 From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 3076 posts, RR: 9
Reply 10, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 1339 times:

Michael Bolton sang the "Spirit of American" song you hear when watching the Spirit of American propaganda film at the C.R. Smith museum in DFW . I don't like him. I wonder how much AA paid him to do it? It's a damn good thing they don't show that movie on all their flights!

User currently offlineGreeneyes53787 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 844 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1338 times:

I think Carey sounds wonderful, but she looks like not a very nice person--kind of loose. But I love her voice and singing.

My least favored sound coming out of a human is probably Johnny Mathis. He has a good voice but sings in the cracks (he misses the pitch slightly).

Of dead people I'd say Janice Joplin. She sounds like all she's singing about is a small leap from Hell.

GE


User currently offlineHole_courtney From United States of America, joined Jun 1999, 569 posts, RR: 1
Reply 12, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1325 times:

Worst Male: Definitely All the Boy Bands. I can't tell you how many times their voices have been layered.

Worst Female: Definitely Britney Spears, Christina Aguilara, and Jessica Simpson are in a 3 way tie. Again, Layered voices sound horrible.



"[He] knew everything about literature, except how to enjoy it." - Yossarian, Catch 22
User currently offlineTheFlyingDream From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1324 times:

Britney Spears cant sing (but nice body)  

User currently offlineSn330 From Belgium, joined Nov 2004, 16 posts, RR: 1
Reply 14, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 1316 times:

Any of the Rap stars. Their music is just horrible, and it takes no talent to do what they do. Rap really really sucks.

User currently offlineFidel castro From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1317 times:

female - bardot
Male - Eric Melvin (nofx) i cant help but crack up when i hear him sing, otherwise he is realy cool


User currently offlineThai747 From United Kingdom, joined Jun 1999, 814 posts, RR: 14
Reply 16, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1309 times:

Dang! I left someone out...
worst male : Aaron Carter 

and yes , I found out from a girl friend of mine (nope, not girlfriend ) that N*suck guy's name is Justin.. boooooooooooooo

Regards,
Jak


User currently offlineWhippy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1309 times:

Cat Stevens

For years I thought he was an old lady singing.


User currently offline777YYC From Canada, joined May 2000, 744 posts, RR: 6
Reply 18, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 1306 times:

Boy bands and Rap.

User currently offline747sp_rulez From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 1306 times:

Male:- Any country male singer.....ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
All the boy bands....I get a headache when I hear them.

Female:- BRITNEY!!!!!! It's like she has an orgasm everytime she sings! JEEEZ!!!!!!

And I LURVE Macy Gray's voice..I think it's an addiction!

Tommy  


User currently offlineCba From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 4531 posts, RR: 3
Reply 20, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 1303 times:

MALE: Any boy band. They all cannot sing worth crap, they just get up there and shake their asses and the girls scream.

FEMALE: Barbara Streisand


User currently offlineDeltaRNOmd-80 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1289 times:

Sn330, it does take talent to rap. They write their own music. You try writing hard rhymes (not nursery rhymes) and then saying them fast and not sounding like an idiot, its not too easy.

Worst female voice= Macy Gray, take some Nyquil ,DAMN!!

Worst male voice=cant think of any


User currently offlineCstarU From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1286 times:

Rosanne Barr singing the Star-Spangled Banner.

User currently offlineHamlet69 From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 2744 posts, RR: 58
Reply 23, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 1289 times:

WORST FEMALE: Barbara Streisand - enough said

WORST MALE: Sisqo (rapper) - it sounds like he is masterbating while he sings


BEST FEMALE: Britney Spears - I'm sorry, but I do like her music

BEST MALE: Garth Brooks - Until the whole 'Chris Gaines' fiasco (what was that, anyway), he was my favorite performer

Hamlet69



Honor the warriors, not the war.
User currently offlineDeltaRNOmd-80 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (14 years 1 month 3 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 1279 times:

Hamlet69, I thought I was the only one who likes Britney Spears, cool.

25 Sn330 : Boy bands are terrible. How do they manage to get their voices so high. Also, Britney Spears is not that great of a singer, but she is hot and apparen
26 Ilyushin96M : I'm sitting at work and hearing Paula Abdul's whiny, off-key voice singing is making me nauseaous. How the hell did she ever get in the recording stud
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