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How I Impress The Ladies...

Myt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 74
Posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1299 times:

Need I say more?

[Edited 2005-06-29 16:38:12]

One Life, Live it.

27 replies: All unread, showing first 25:

JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1281 times:

In your case Alex, that would probably be an extra large portion of boil-in-a-bag cod in parsley sauce Big grin

Mr Spaceman From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 2780 posts, RR: 15
Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1279 times:

HaHaHaHaHa! LOL

Wow! Look at the size of that thing! I hope it's lubricated .... for her sake! Big grin

Chris

"Just a minute while I re-invent myself"

Myt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 74
Reply 3, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1276 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 1):
an extra large portion of boil-in-a-bag cod in parsley sauce

Or is that simply one of your weird fantasies you hope to live out some day?

[Edited 2005-06-29 16:43:31]

One Life, Live it.

JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1266 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
Or is that simply one of your weird fantasies you hope to live out some day?

Who says I haven't already ?

Aerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4634 posts, RR: 51
Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1258 times:

Is that the vaginal condom your paid for guest has to use to take up the size difference between her and you??

"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."

Matt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 51
Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1247 times:

Who says I haven't already ?

Because most people who really do get 'some' on a regular basis and/or are well endowed feel little or no need to brag about it.

Someone who brags about getting endlessly laid and how they are hung like elephants are usually the ones who have a 2 inch pecker and are either still virgins, or haven't been with a woman since the Reagan Administration.

Kieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1244 times:

Quoting Matt D (Reply 6):
how they are hung like elephants are usually the ones who have a 2 inch pecker

Remind you of a certain A.Net member who says as much in his username?
Wink

Kieron747

JGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1235 times:

Quoting Matt D (Reply 6):
Because most people who really do get 'some' on a regular basis and/or are well endowed feel little or no need to brag about it.

...and the point goes cruising over Matt D's head at FL350 and climbing !

Irony is not what your Mom uses to smooth out your shirts Smile

AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 9, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1228 times:

Nicely said Matt. MYT, we already have one Superfly, don't try to emulate him.

Go big or go home

B747-437B From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1221 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
How I Impress The Ladies...

You mean it isn't this???

http://www.airwhiners.net/images/100_0726.mov

AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59
Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1212 times:

Gettin him liquored up before you make a man of him, Mendis?

Go big or go home

Myt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 74
Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1182 times:

Quoting B747-437B (Reply 10):
You mean it isn't this???

That's right although it would still be better than showing them my baby photo's ey? Smile

One Life, Live it.

CaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1180 times:

Geez that is one ugly drunk guy.

Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7336 posts, RR: 52
Reply 14, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1176 times:

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Yeah right. To wrap your entire self in maybe.

Made from jets!

707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 32
Reply 15, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 1162 times:

I thought you were more used to impressing the laddies !!!

Cheers,

707

N801NW From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 741 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1149 times:

How reminiscent of when Jane tells Lt. Drebin in The Naked Gun that, "I want you to know that I only practice safe sex." Next scene they are rolling around the bed in full body condoms.

DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11433 posts, RR: 81
Reply 17, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1135 times:

I was going to say something humorous, but Tony took the cake

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 5):
Is that the vaginal condom your paid for guest has to use to take up the size difference between her and you??

Then I was going to say something ironic, but was afraid of being misunderstood.

So now I'll just leave you with the prototype A.net condom package. Let us know what you think!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/ewobjr/119-1969_IMG.jpg

Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?

FlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4604 posts, RR: 57
Reply 18, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 1112 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):

RARRRRRR

Condom aside, that guy is very cute yes

Not drinking, also isn't a solution!

BMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 62
Reply 19, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1057 times:

LOL alex!!

Very funny Big grin

Lee

Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own

NoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7798 posts, RR: 13
Reply 20, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 4 hours ago) and read 1040 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
How I Impress The Ladies...

I see ... but frankly, the lady doesn't look very impressed ....

I support the right to arm bears

SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 71
Reply 21, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1010 times:

Wow!

I didn't know they made them that small!

Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.

Wayfarer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (7 years 11 months 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 989 times:

dump condoms, bring in extra-large bottle of lube! that's how I impress "them"

Klaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 20861 posts, RR: 55
Reply 23, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 928 times:

"...but after a string of suffocation incidents, the popularity of full-body condoms took a dive...!" Big grin

Monteycarlos From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 2107 posts, RR: 31
Reply 24, posted (7 years 11 months 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 844 times:

Chicks like quantity, not quality... I would think that bird would be more impressed by me bring a 1000 pack into the bedroom and asking "Are you ready for the night of your life?" than me having to strap that puppy onto my girth....

Anyone check the expiration date on it? 2008/03? Thats ages for that mofo to get the operation he's going to need to put that baby on!

It's a beautiful night to fly like a phoenix...

FlyAUA: Yes I saw that too, but he will have no problems getting laid before March 2008

26 Monteycarlos: With the look on that womans face he won't be getting laid by her is a hurry. Not to worry, I'd be happy to show her good times.

FlyAUA: Deal! You get her, I get him

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