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How I Impress The Ladies...  
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 71
Posted (9 years 1 month 12 hours ago) and read 1511 times:



Need I say more? 

[Edited 2005-06-29 16:38:12]


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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 1 month 12 hours ago) and read 1493 times:

In your case Alex, that would probably be an extra large portion of boil-in-a-bag cod in parsley sauce Big grin

User currently offlineMr Spaceman From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 2787 posts, RR: 9
Reply 2, posted (9 years 1 month 12 hours ago) and read 1491 times:

HaHaHaHaHa! LOL

Wow! Look at the size of that thing! I hope it's lubricated .... for her sake! Big grin

Chris  Smile



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User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 71
Reply 3, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1488 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 1):
an extra large portion of boil-in-a-bag cod in parsley sauce

Or is that simply one of your weird fantasies you hope to live out some day? 

[Edited 2005-06-29 16:43:31]


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User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1478 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
Or is that simply one of your weird fantasies you hope to live out some day?

Who says I haven't already ?


User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4681 posts, RR: 47
Reply 5, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1470 times:

Is that the vaginal condom your paid for guest has to use to take up the size difference between her and you??


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User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 6, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1459 times:

Who says I haven't already ?

Because most people who really do get 'some' on a regular basis and/or are well endowed feel little or no need to brag about it.

Someone who brags about getting endlessly laid and how they are hung like elephants are usually the ones who have a 2 inch pecker and are either still virgins, or haven't been with a woman since the Reagan Administration.


User currently offlineKieron747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1456 times:

Quoting Matt D (Reply 6):
how they are hung like elephants are usually the ones who have a 2 inch pecker

Remind you of a certain A.Net member who says as much in his username?
 Wink

Kieron747


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1447 times:

Quoting Matt D (Reply 6):
Because most people who really do get 'some' on a regular basis and/or are well endowed feel little or no need to brag about it.

...and the point goes cruising over Matt D's head at FL350 and climbing !

Irony is not what your Mom uses to smooth out your shirts  Smile


User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 9, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1440 times:

Nicely said Matt. MYT, we already have one Superfly, don't try to emulate him.



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User currently offlineB747-437B From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1433 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
How I Impress The Ladies...

You mean it isn't this???

http://www.airwhiners.net/images/100_0726.mov


User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 11, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1424 times:

Gettin him liquored up before you make a man of him, Mendis?


Go big or go home
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 71
Reply 12, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1394 times:

Quoting B747-437B (Reply 10):
You mean it isn't this???

That's right although it would still be better than showing them my baby photo's ey?  Smile




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User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1392 times:

Geez that is one ugly drunk guy.

User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7405 posts, RR: 50
Reply 14, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1388 times:
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Yeah right. To wrap your entire self in maybe.


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User currently offline707CMF From France, joined Mar 2002, 4885 posts, RR: 29
Reply 15, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1374 times:

I thought you were more used to impressing the laddies !!!

Cheers,

707


User currently offlineN801NW From United States of America, joined Jul 2004, 744 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1361 times:

How reminiscent of when Jane tells Lt. Drebin in The Naked Gun that, "I want you to know that I only practice safe sex." Next scene they are rolling around the bed in full body condoms.

User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11446 posts, RR: 76
Reply 17, posted (9 years 1 month 11 hours ago) and read 1347 times:
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I was going to say something humorous, but Tony took the cake

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 5):
Is that the vaginal condom your paid for guest has to use to take up the size difference between her and you??

Then I was going to say something ironic, but was afraid of being misunderstood.

So now I'll just leave you with the prototype A.net condom package. Let us know what you think!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/ewobjr/119-1969_IMG.jpg



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User currently offlineFlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4604 posts, RR: 56
Reply 18, posted (9 years 1 month 10 hours ago) and read 1324 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):

RARRRRRR  hot 

Condom aside, that guy is very cute  yes 



Not drinking, also isn't a solution!
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 19, posted (9 years 1 month 9 hours ago) and read 1269 times:

LOL alex!!

Very funny Big grin


Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineNoUFO From Germany, joined Apr 2001, 7943 posts, RR: 12
Reply 20, posted (9 years 1 month 9 hours ago) and read 1252 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Thread starter):
How I Impress The Ladies...

I see ... but frankly, the lady doesn't look very impressed ....



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User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 21, posted (9 years 1 month 7 hours ago) and read 1222 times:

Wow!

I didn't know they made them that small!



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User currently offlineWayfarer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 1 month 7 hours ago) and read 1201 times:

dump condoms, bring in extra-large bottle of lube! that's how I impress "them"

User currently offlineKlaus From Germany, joined Jul 2001, 21406 posts, RR: 54
Reply 23, posted (9 years 1 month 4 hours ago) and read 1140 times:

"...but after a string of suffocation incidents, the popularity of full-body condoms took a dive...!" Big grin

User currently offlineMonteycarlos From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 2107 posts, RR: 28
Reply 24, posted (9 years 4 weeks 1 day 13 hours ago) and read 1056 times:

Chicks like quantity, not quality... I would think that bird would be more impressed by me bring a 1000 pack into the bedroom and asking "Are you ready for the night of your life?" than me having to strap that puppy onto my girth....

Anyone check the expiration date on it? 2008/03? Thats ages for that mofo to get the operation he's going to need to put that baby on!



It's a beautiful night to fly like a phoenix...
25 Post contains images FlyAUA : Yes I saw that too, but he will have no problems getting laid before March 2008
26 Monteycarlos : With the look on that womans face he won't be getting laid by her is a hurry. Not to worry, I'd be happy to show her good times.
27 Post contains images FlyAUA : Deal! You get her, I get him
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