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10 Things To Do With A Dead Malcolm Glazer-Man Utd  
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24926 posts, RR: 56
Posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 3221 times:

(Taken from a Magazine)
If Malcolm Glazer was dead, here is a list of 10 things that Man United fans could do with him:
1 - Use him as a scarecrow at the bottom of their street to frighten off chavs
2 - Hollow him out, attach wheels and use him as a big go-kart
3 - Have a chat with him (he'll be more interesting than Michael Owen)
4 - Sell him to a kebab shop
5 - Melt him down for a lifetime's supply of chip fat
6 - Get him transferred to Real Madrid
7 - Use him as a speed hump
8 - Gut him and sell him as a "fat lion suit" on eBay
9 - Block up the Mersey and flood Anfield
10 - Put him in a bra and pants and charge Rooney for a drunken friday night fiddle.

And of course, if your a.net user name is Andreas you could always make love to his corpse.


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
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User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 1, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 3209 times:

Or dress him up in a *#$!? outfit and give him to you? Big grin

I have to say, I rather object to all the derogatory references made to Liverpool. It's a wonderful place and you know it.....



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24926 posts, RR: 56
Reply 2, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 3191 times:

Ach wheesht you daft Yorkshire person  Wink


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineMyt332 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2003, 9112 posts, RR: 70
Reply 3, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 3188 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 2):
you daft Yorkshire person

That was just low. There was no call for that!



One Life, Live it.
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 6 days ago) and read 3170 times:

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 3):
That was just low. There was no call for that!

What's the big deal, it's all north, isn't it ? Do you expect civilised persons (and Kirkie) to know the difference ?


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24926 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 6 days ago) and read 3169 times:

Don't you start JGPH1A you dodgy Robert Mugabe lookalike!


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 6 days ago) and read 3166 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Don't you start JGPH1A you dodgy Robert Mugabe lookalike!

Watch it, or I'll bulldoze your house portakabin homeless refuge crack den cardboard box.


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24926 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 3167 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 6):
Watch it, or I'll eat your house portakabin homeless refuge crack den cardboard box.

 Wow!  Wow!



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
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