Gkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24822 posts, RR: 56 Posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 3036 times:
(Taken from a Magazine)
If Malcolm Glazer was dead, here is a list of 10 things that Man United fans could do with him:
1 - Use him as a scarecrow at the bottom of their street to frighten off chavs
2 - Hollow him out, attach wheels and use him as a big go-kart
3 - Have a chat with him (he'll be more interesting than Michael Owen)
4 - Sell him to a kebab shop
5 - Melt him down for a lifetime's supply of chip fat
6 - Get him transferred to Real Madrid
7 - Use him as a speed hump
8 - Gut him and sell him as a "fat lion suit" on eBay
9 - Block up the Mersey and flood Anfield
10 - Put him in a bra and pants and charge Rooney for a drunken friday night fiddle.
And of course, if your a.net user name is Andreas you could always make love to his corpse.
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!