Cumulonimbus From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2377 times:
Mark's last day as a free man is on july 16th! As the topic stated he will be getting Married and I wish the best of luck to you and may you guys grow old together.
Skidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 60 Reply 1, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2366 times:
All the very best to you and your lady Mark. I trust the union will be long, happy and fruitful.
Now, having been married twice (still on the second after 17yrs), a bit of advice - don't do it!!!!!!!!!! Run while you can, while you still have a ball and chainless leg!!!!!
Failing that, have a marvelous day mate And don't forget to be nice to your Mother In Law. Remember, she is what your wife will look like in XX yrs
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 2, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2357 times:
Mark already IS old.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
TedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 4, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2357 times:
Mark, I have the two words that will make your marriage a breeze. No matter how much it pains you to say it, you must always use this expression, and you'll be fine. Ok maybe the exception being if she asks you if she looks fat...I digress...
Aerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4634 posts, RR: 51 Reply 5, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2355 times:
LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51 Reply 6, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 2343 times:
Thanks, guys. The invitation is still open for anone who wants to join us for a pint in Dublin on our honeymoon (July 26-29 in DUB, then we drive around Ireland).
However, if I disappear, then turn up in New Mexico claiming to have been kidnapped, you'll know what REALLY happened.
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51 Reply 8, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 2320 times:
Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4): The two words you need to know:
Yes Dear!!!
Quoting Airlinerfreak (Reply 7): The best words to a marriage that you want to keep......Yes Dear!!
Actually, the most important words in THIS marriage will be "Get me a damn beer, bits!"
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 11, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 2298 times:
Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 10): Sucks to be you... I suggest changing your name and leaving the country on the 15th.
Nancy already took his passport and noway his Beetle gets him far enough away intime for him to be the runaway bride errrrrr groom.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
4holer From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 2851 posts, RR: 10 Reply 12, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 2280 times:
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 13, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 8 hours ago) and read 2268 times:
I will be sure to take pics of the blessed event to show all here as well.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
PanAm330 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 2603 posts, RR: 10 Reply 16, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2245 times:
Don't forget the pre-nuptial agreement! Call your lawyer ASAP !
Nah. Good luck with that, really. Have a good life, and heed others advice greatly!
AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 17, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2245 times:
So what, like 3 weeks until Mark gets drunk and beats Nancy?
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 18, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2245 times:
Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 17): So what, like 3 weeks until Mark gets drunk and beats Nancy?
Dude, Mark is drunk every night and has yet to kick Nancy's ass. Nothing to worry about there.
Quoting Pope (Reply 14): Is KROC the maid of honor?
Yup, and you are going to be the ring girl, so its all good.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16896 posts, RR: 51 Reply 19, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 2233 times:
Quoting KROC (Reply 18): Dude, Mark is drunk every night and has yet to kick Nancy's ass.
I doubt he could kick anyone's ass, sober or drunk!
KROC From United States of America, joined May 2000, 19737 posts, RR: 75 Reply 22, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2191 times:
Come on guys. Mark and Nancy have been together for like 12 years or something now. The whole marraige thing is just a formality. It's going to last. Anytime Mark finds a chick that actually wants to be with him...he isn't going to let that go.
"Never tell anybody outside the family what you're thinking again"
LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51 Reply 23, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2180 times:
4 years, actually. She was a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong.
It's nice to know that so many A.netters are wishing me well as I walk the green mile. I'm sure Cumulonimbus and KROC will issue a full wedding trip report (with pics)
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
ANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 24, posted (7 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2177 times:
Remember, no divorce necessary - hunting accidents.
And remember to delete that damn Cell Phone Call Log - DAILY!
Congrats, by th by!!
25 Srbmod: And I'm sure that comes up in every argument (Or at least it will now that you posted it here)........ Myself, I'm not really interested in slipping
26 LO231: Congratulations!!!! 'Nough said I guess. I'm happy for you two, really
27 AA61Hvy: Obviously Nancy hasn't seen one of Mark's shows... Whenever KROC takes the plunge, I'm parking my ass next to LHMark, for some nice commentary at the
28 Srbmod: Hell, I think at least half of the A.net Mafia would be in the Peanut Gallery for that farce.......
29 Aloges: All the best for you, though I shudder to think of the bachelor party courtesy of KROC! Or maybe not, he seems to be an authority on strip clubs.
30 Srbmod: It already happened, the party (sans KROC) went to a Rochester Red Wings baseball game.
36 KROC: I can already bet your invitation will be "lost" in the mail. If you do show up though, you can sit at the A.net table about a block away. All the Ra
37 LHMark: KROC doesn't really know what happened at the bachelor party, because his girl wouldn't allow him to go.[Edited 2005-07-14 13:11:20]
38 NoUFO: Isn't the new Harry Potter scheduled to hit the streets on Juli 16th? Hopefully for LHMark, some guests (and his fiancee) will find their way to the c
39 WhiteHatter: Congrats, but you really should have booked G-BOAC for the wedding at MAN. The ultimate a.nutter marriage venue
40 AA61Hvy: Ouch..... Oh Mikey...Will you venture down to DFW anytime soon?
41 KROC: We all know this is a straight up lie. She told e to go, even told me to blow off the family that was coming into town, but I figured family was more
42 AA61Hvy: Maybe to see JCS eat live in action? Rangers game? Cowboys game? I don't know what kind of stuff your into.
43 CaptOveur: I think we should talk Johan into setting up a live webcast of the event so we can all make fun of it.
44 LHMark: Well, Day one of my sentence passed without incident. I scratched a hash mark on the bedroom wall. Thanks, Cumulonimbus and KROC, for witnessing that
45 ANCFlyer: LHMark, how much does that ball and chain really weigh? And now that it's been attached for a day or so, does it tend the chafe a bit or just annoy?
46 LHMark: ANC, for what it's worth, my finger is chafing!
47 ANCFlyer: Of course I'm just ribbing you . . . what fun would it be if I didn't . . .but I'm sure you know that . . . Congratulations again . . . Remember abou
48 TedTAce: You mean to say that there are A.netters who don't know how to treat an open bar like a Red-headed-stepchild? That's more frightening then MD-90's Vi
49 KROC: I am going to do my best to put together a wedding report with a few pics before I leave for ANC, but I do have one tidbit that cannot wait. I had the
50 TPASXM787: ROFL. Wow. That has to be the most classic wedding one-liner I have ever heard. Congrats Mark! Hope the ball and chain isn't weighing you down too mu
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