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LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July!  
User currently offlineCumulonimbus From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 3088 times:

Mark's last day as a free man is on july 16th! As the topic stated he will be getting Married and I wish the best of luck to you and may you guys grow old together.


(Sorry in a rush)


Mike

54 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3077 times:

All the very best to you and your lady Mark. I trust the union will be long, happy and fruitful.

Now, having been married twice (still on the second after 17yrs), a bit of advice - don't do it!!!!!!!!!! Run while you can, while you still have a ball and chainless leg!!!!! Big grin

Failing that, have a marvelous day mate  champagne  And don't forget to be nice to your Mother In Law. Remember, she is what your wife will look like in XX yrs Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3068 times:

Mark already IS old.

User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3068 times:

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 1):
Remember, she is what your wife will look like in XX yrs

Make that 6 months.


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3068 times:

Mark, I have the two words that will make your marriage a breeze. No matter how much it pains you to say it, you must always use this expression, and you'll be fine. Ok maybe the exception being if she asks you if she looks fat...I digress...

The two words you need to know:







Yes Dear!!!

P.S. Best of luck!!!


User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 47
Reply 5, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3066 times:

Sorry to hear about this... Good Luck


"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 6, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3054 times:

Thanks, guys. The invitation is still open for anone who wants to join us for a pint in Dublin on our honeymoon (July 26-29 in DUB, then we drive around Ireland).

However, if I disappear, then turn up in New Mexico claiming to have been kidnapped, you'll know what REALLY happened.



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineAirlinerfreak From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3045 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4):
Yes Dear!!!

Haha you beat me to it. The best words to a marriage that you want to keep......Yes Dear!!

Congratulations


User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 8, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3031 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 4):
The two words you need to know:







Yes Dear!!!



Quoting Airlinerfreak (Reply 7):
The best words to a marriage that you want to keep......Yes Dear!!

Actually, the most important words in THIS marriage will be "Get me a damn beer, bits!"



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineAirlinerfreak From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 3030 times:

I perdict this one lasting for a while.......

















(Sarcasm)


User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 3012 times:

Sucks to be you... I suggest changing your name and leaving the country on the 15th.

User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 3009 times:

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 10):
Sucks to be you... I suggest changing your name and leaving the country on the 15th.

Nancy already took his passport and noway his Beetle gets him far enough away intime for him to be the runaway bride errrrrr groom.


User currently offline4holer From United States of America, joined Feb 2002, 3028 posts, RR: 9
Reply 12, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2991 times:

Rochester Area Divorce Attorneys

I suggest a mediated settlement, but get your own attorney to go over it before you sign it. Wish I'd done that last part.

You're welcome.



Ghosts appear and fade away.....................
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2979 times:

I will be sure to take pics of the blessed event to show all here as well.

User currently offlinePope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2978 times:

Is KROC the maid of honor?

User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 15, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 2974 times:

Quoting Cumulonimbus (Thread starter):
LHMark Is Getting Married On The 16th Of July

I feel sorry for you  Wink


Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlinePanAm330 From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 2687 posts, RR: 9
Reply 16, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2956 times:

Don't forget the pre-nuptial agreement! Call your lawyer ASAP  Wink!


Nah. Good luck with that, really. Have a good life, and heed others advice greatly!


User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 17, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2956 times:

So what, like 3 weeks until Mark gets drunk and beats Nancy?


Go big or go home
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2956 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 17):
So what, like 3 weeks until Mark gets drunk and beats Nancy?

Dude, Mark is drunk every night and has yet to kick Nancy's ass. Nothing to worry about there.

Quoting Pope (Reply 14):
Is KROC the maid of honor?

Yup, and you are going to be the ring girl, so its all good.


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 2944 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 18):
Dude, Mark is drunk every night and has yet to kick Nancy's ass.

I doubt he could kick anyone's ass, sober or drunk!

Quoting Airlinerfreak (Reply 9):
I perdict this one lasting for a while.......

I still say that the Affleck-Garner marriage will last longer (And I'm giving them 7 months tops).....


User currently offlineGOCAPS16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4347 posts, RR: 21
Reply 20, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2933 times:

I sense another "Runaway Bride" story in a few days.

Kevin



SIX T'S!......TURN. TIME. TWIST. THROTTLE. TALK. TRACK.
User currently offlineORFflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2927 times:

Mark,

I joked about it in an earlier thread. This time, it's all serious,

Congratulations to you and Nancy, and have a great, long, and happy marrige.

Chip


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 2902 times:

Come on guys. Mark and Nancy have been together for like 12 years or something now. The whole marraige thing is just a formality. It's going to last. Anytime Mark finds a chick that actually wants to be with him...he isn't going to let that go.

User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 23, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days ago) and read 2891 times:

4 years, actually. She was a one-night-stand gone horribly wrong.

It's nice to know that so many A.netters are wishing me well as I walk the green mile. I'm sure Cumulonimbus and KROC will issue a full wedding trip report (with pics)



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (9 years 3 months 1 week 5 days ago) and read 2888 times:

 tombstone 

Remember, no divorce necessary - hunting accidents.

And remember to delete that damn Cell Phone Call Log - DAILY!  biggrin 






Congrats, by th by!!  champagne 


25 Srbmod : And I'm sure that comes up in every argument (Or at least it will now that you posted it here)........ Myself, I'm not really interested in slipping
26 LO231 : Congratulations!!!! 'Nough said I guess. I'm happy for you two, really
27 AA61Hvy : Obviously Nancy hasn't seen one of Mark's shows... Whenever KROC takes the plunge, I'm parking my ass next to LHMark, for some nice commentary at the
28 Srbmod : Hell, I think at least half of the A.net Mafia would be in the Peanut Gallery for that farce.......
29 Post contains images Aloges : All the best for you, though I shudder to think of the bachelor party courtesy of KROC! Or maybe not, he seems to be an authority on strip clubs.
30 Srbmod : It already happened, the party (sans KROC) went to a Rochester Red Wings baseball game.
31 Post contains images FlyingTexan : Congrats and best wishes!
32 Aloges : Was that what this "greatest ballpark" thread was about?
33 Post contains images Aloges : Like this one:
34 ZKSUJ : Congratulations, I hope everything works out the way you would like it to.
35 HAWK21M : Congrats. regds MEL
36 Post contains images KROC : I can already bet your invitation will be "lost" in the mail. If you do show up though, you can sit at the A.net table about a block away. All the Ra
37 LHMark : KROC doesn't really know what happened at the bachelor party, because his girl wouldn't allow him to go.[Edited 2005-07-14 13:11:20]
38 NoUFO : Isn't the new Harry Potter scheduled to hit the streets on Juli 16th? Hopefully for LHMark, some guests (and his fiancee) will find their way to the c
39 WhiteHatter : Congrats, but you really should have booked G-BOAC for the wedding at MAN. The ultimate a.nutter marriage venue
40 AA61Hvy : Ouch..... Oh Mikey...Will you venture down to DFW anytime soon?
41 KROC : We all know this is a straight up lie. She told e to go, even told me to blow off the family that was coming into town, but I figured family was more
42 AA61Hvy : Maybe to see JCS eat live in action? Rangers game? Cowboys game? I don't know what kind of stuff your into.
43 CaptOveur : I think we should talk Johan into setting up a live webcast of the event so we can all make fun of it.
44 LHMark : Well, Day one of my sentence passed without incident. I scratched a hash mark on the bedroom wall. Thanks, Cumulonimbus and KROC, for witnessing that
45 Post contains images ANCFlyer : LHMark, how much does that ball and chain really weigh? And now that it's been attached for a day or so, does it tend the chafe a bit or just annoy?
46 LHMark : ANC, for what it's worth, my finger is chafing!
47 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Of course I'm just ribbing you . . . what fun would it be if I didn't . . .but I'm sure you know that . . . Congratulations again . . . Remember abou
48 TedTAce : You mean to say that there are A.netters who don't know how to treat an open bar like a Red-headed-stepchild? That's more frightening then MD-90's Vi
49 KROC : I am going to do my best to put together a wedding report with a few pics before I leave for ANC, but I do have one tidbit that cannot wait. I had the
50 Post contains images TPASXM787 : ROFL. Wow. That has to be the most classic wedding one-liner I have ever heard. Congrats Mark! Hope the ball and chain isn't weighing you down too mu
51 JCS17 : So, who's the lucky groom?
52 AA61Hvy : Hahaha thats funny, nicely played Mark. Chaffing, huh? Isn't that what fake rings do?
53 LHMark : Mmm...maybe it's an ONION ring!!! Signed, JCS17
54 Post contains images Texan : Congratulations, Mark! Hope you and Nancy have a long and wonderful life together Texan
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