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User currently offlineNWADC9 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4897 posts, RR: 9
Posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 947 times:

Ok, here's a lame thread for jokes of sports teams (NBA, NFL, ABL, etc)

Mine:
1) Why did the Chiefs cross the road?
To escape Arrowhead stadium

2) Why did the Steelers cross the road?
To kick the Pirates' @$$ for being a joke to Pittsburgh

3) Kansas City Royals


Flying an aeroplane with only a single propeller to keep you in the air. Can you imagine that? -Capt. Picard
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User currently offlineDelta767300ER From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2562 posts, RR: 11
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 930 times:

Filthadelphia Pigeons Jokes:

Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: To the Linc - they never have a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

Q: Why was Andy Reid upset when the Philadelphia Eagles play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the Philadelphia Eagles and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.

Q. Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road !

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Florida State University Criminoles jokes:

After Bobby Bowden dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Bobby a little two-bedroom house with a faded FSU banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach. Most people don't get their own houses up here," God says. Bobby looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Hurricanes flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Hurricanes banner hangs between the marble columns. "Thanks for the house, God. But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Coker gets a mansion with new Hurricanes banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment. "That's not Coker's house," God says. "That's mine."

Directions to Tallahassee. Go north 'till you smell it. Go west 'till you step in it.


What do FSU grads call UM grads?....... BOSS!

What do Florida and FSU students have in common? ...... They all could get admitted to FSU.

How do you keep a Seminole out of your yard? ......Put up a goal post! (Sad, but true.)

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University of Tennessee Jokes:

What's the number one pickup line in Knoxville?
.......Nice Tooth.

How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee?
.....Because if were invented anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.

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Go Canes!!!!!

-Delta767300ER


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