After Bobby Bowden dies and enters the Pearly Gates, God takes him on a tour. He shows Bobby a little two-bedroom house with a faded FSU banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach. Most people don't get their own houses up here," God says. Bobby looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Hurricanes flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Hurricanes banner hangs between the marble columns. "Thanks for the house, God. But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and Coker gets a mansion with new Hurricanes banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment. "That's not Coker's house," God says. "That's mine."
Directions to Tallahassee. Go north 'till you smell it. Go west 'till you step in it.
What do FSU grads call UM grads?....... BOSS!
What do Florida and FSU students have in common? ...... They all could get admitted to FSU.
How do you keep a Seminole out of your yard? ......Put up a goal post! (Sad, but true.)
University of Tennessee Jokes:
What's the number one pickup line in Knoxville?
How do you know that the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee?
.....Because if were invented anywhere else they would have called it the teethbrush.