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Which Nigerian Spammer Are You?  
User currently offlineSpringbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 10
Posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1572 times:

Hehe...found this funny quiz.

My results:



The quiz is available here

Lets see what you guys get!


אני תומך בישראל
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User currently offlineJamieD From UK - England, joined Apr 2002, 613 posts, RR: 9
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1552 times:



 Yeah sure


User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1545 times:


Which OS are You?


User currently offlineFlybyguy From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 1801 posts, RR: 1
Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1542 times:

I am:

Dammit! I can't get anything but garbled crap to post, but I am:

"Larry Koffi. You are director in charge auditing and collecting Union Togolaise De Banque Lome, Togo West Africa. You came across $44.5 million of a dead person in your bank. You will give me 25% to be his NEXT OF KIN. You like red jelly beans."

[Edited 2005-07-19 02:30:37]


"Are you a pretender... or a thoroughbred?!" - Professor Matt Miller
User currently offlineShamrock_747 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1537 times:

I'm a genuine Irish-Nigerian-Greek. 'Nuff said!

User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 1519 times:



As for the OS one:


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 1518 times:


Which OS are You?




Which Nigerian spammer are You?


User currently offlineBill142 From Australia, joined Aug 2004, 8451 posts, RR: 8
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 5 hours ago) and read 1498 times:





User currently offlineEspion007 From Denmark, joined Dec 2003, 1691 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 1484 times:





Oh one more:

which file extension are you??




Snakes on a Plane!
User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 1476 times:

LMAO, that is hysterical.

It's about time someone made a Nigerian spammer site. I can't believe they even try anymore.  laughing 


User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 1473 times:

You are .cgi Your life seems a bit too scripted, and sometimes you are exploited.  Still a  workhorse though.
Which File Extension are You?


Quoting TheCoz (Reply 9):
LMAO, that is hysterical.

You need to take one of these tests  Smile Wait till you read the questions!!


User currently offlineAR1300 From Argentina, joined Feb 2005, 1740 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1448 times:

I'm Musa Ibrahim too!!!

LOL  rotfl 

Mike



They don't call us Continental for nothing.
User currently offlineBirdwatching From Germany, joined Sep 2003, 3823 posts, RR: 51
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1437 times:

Wait till BaylorAirBear takes the test... He's Mr. Ougadougou!

Soren

[Edited 2005-07-19 06:59:07]


All the things you probably hate about travelling are warm reminders that I'm home
User currently offlineAR1300 From Argentina, joined Feb 2005, 1740 posts, RR: 3
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1423 times:

Oh and I'm .JPG and Palm 0z. Big grin

Mike



They don't call us Continental for nothing.
User currently offlineEZEIZA From Argentina, joined Aug 2004, 4967 posts, RR: 25
Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1417 times:




Carp aunque ganes o pierdas ...
User currently offlineRossbaku From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 673 posts, RR: 1
Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1397 times:







The things we do when we're bored...  bored 

[Edited 2005-07-19 09:46:27]

User currently offlineFlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4604 posts, RR: 56
Reply 18, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1395 times:



Hahaha Big grin



Not drinking, also isn't a solution!
User currently offlineJamman From United Kingdom, joined May 2007, 142 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1384 times:



They must know I'm using exactly the same OS right now at work!  Smile




Phoning it in from a place with no phones.
User currently offlineOldeuropean From Germany, joined May 2005, 2091 posts, RR: 4
Reply 20, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1377 times:

Got this E-Mail late 2002:

IMMEDIATE ATTENTION NEEDED : HIGHLY CONFIDENTIAL

FROM: GEORGE WALKER BUSH
2024561414 / 2024561111
FAX: 2024562461

DEAR SIR / MADAM,

I AM GEORGE WALKER BUSH, SON OF THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED
STATES OF AMERICA GEORGE HERBERT WALKER BUSH, AND CURRENTLY SERVING AS
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THIS LETTER MIGHT SURPRISE
YOU BECAUSE WE HAVE NOT MET NEITHER IN PERSON NOR BY CORRESPONDENCE I
CAME TO KNOW OF YOU IN MY SEARCH FOR A RELIABLE AND REPUTABLE PERSON
TO HANDLE A VERY CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION, WHICH INVOLVES THE
TRANSFER OF A HUGE SUM OF MONEY TO AN ACCOUNT REQUIRING MAXIMUM
CONFIDENCE

I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO SEEK YOUR
ASSISTANCE IN ACQUIRING OIL FUNDS THAT ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN THE
REPUBLIC OF IRAQ MY PARTNERS AND I SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN
COMPLETING A TRANSACTION BEGUN BY MY FATHER, WHO HAS LONG BEEN
ACTIVELY ENGAGED IN THE EXTRACTION OF PETROLEUM IN THE UNITED STATES OF
AMERICA, AND BRAVELY SERVED HIS COUNTRY AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES
CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY

IN THE DECADE OF THE NINETEEN-EIGHTIES, MY FATHER, THEN VICE-PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, SOUGHT TO WORK WITH THE GOOD OFFICES
OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ TO REGAIN LOST OIL REVENUE
SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF IRAN THIS UNSUCCESSFUL
VENTURE WAS SOON FOLLOWED BY A FALLING OUT WITH HIS IRAQI PARTNER, WHO
SOUGHT TO ACQUIRE ADDITIONAL OIL REVENUE SOURCES IN THE NEIGHBORING EMIRATE
OF KUWAIT, A WHOLLY-OWNED US-BRITISH SUBSIDIARY

MY FATHER RE-SECURED THE PETROLEUM ASSETS OF KUWAIT IN 1991 AT A COST
OF SIXTY-ONE BILLION US DOLLARS ($61,000,000,000) OUT OF THAT COST,
THIRTY-SIX BILLION DOLLARS ($36,000,000,000) WERE SUPPLIED BY HIS PARTNERS
IN THE KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA AND OTHER PERSIAN GULF
MONARCHIES, AND SIXTEEN BILLION DOLLARS ($16,000,000,000) BY GERMAN
AND JAPANESE PARTNERS BUT MY FATHER'S FORMER IRAQI BUSINESS PARTNER
REMAINED IN CONTROL OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ITS PETROLEUM
RESERVES

MY FAMILY IS CALLING FOR YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN FUNDING THE REMOVAL
OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF IRAQ AND ACQUIRING THE PETROLEUM
ASSETS OF HIS COUNTRY, AS COMPENSATION FOR THE COSTS OF REMOVING HIM
FROM POWER UNFORTUNATELY, OUR PARTNERS FROM 1991 ARE NOT WILLING TO
SHOULDER THE BURDEN OF THIS NEW VENTURE, WHICH IN ITS UPCOMING PHASE
MAY COST THE SUM OF 100 BILLION TO 200 BILLION DOLLARS ($100,000,000,000 -
$200,000,000,000), BOTH IN THE INITIAL ACQUISITION AND IN LONG-TERM
MANAGEMENT

WITHOUT THE FUNDS FROM OUR 1991 PARTNERS, WE WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO
ACQUIRE THE OIL REVENUE TRAPPED WITHIN IRAQ THAT IS WHY MY FAMILY AND
OUR COLLEAGUES ARE URGENTLY SEEKING YOUR GRACIOUS ASSISTANCE OUR
DISTINGUISHED COLLEAGUES IN THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION INCLUDE THE
SITTING VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, RICHARD
CHENEY, WHO IS AN ORIGINAL PARTNER IN THE IRAQ VENTURE AND FORMER HEAD OF
THE HALLIBURTON OIL COMPANY, AND CONDOLEEZA RICE, WHOSE PROFESSIONAL
DEDICATION TO THE VENTURE WAS DEMONSTRATED IN THE NAMING OF A CHEVRON OIL
TANKER AFTER HER

I WOULD BESEECH YOU TO TRANSFER A SUM EQUALING TEN TO TWENTY-FIVE PERCENT
(10-25 %) OF YOUR YEARLY INCOME TO OUR ACCOUNT TO AID IN THIS IMPORTANT
VENTURE THE INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL
FUNCTION AS OUR TRUSTED INTERMEDIARY I PROPOSE THAT YOU MAKE THIS TRANSFER
BEFORE THE FIFTEENTH (15TH) OF THE MONTH OF APRIL

I KNOW THAT A TRANSACTION OF THIS MAGNITUDE WOULD MAKE ANYONE APPREHENSIVE
AND WORRIED BUT I AM ASSURING YOU THAT ALL WILL BE WELL AT THE END OF THE
DAY A BOLD STEP TAKEN SHALL NOT BE REGRETTED, I ASSURE YOU PLEASE DO BE
INFORMED THAT THIS BUSINESS TRANSACTION IS 100% LEGAL

IF YOU DO NOT WISH TO CO-OPERATE IN THIS TRANSACTION, PLEASE CONTACT OUR
INTERMEDIARY REPRESENTATIVES TO FURTHER DISCUSS THE MATTER

I PRAY THAT YOU UNDERSTAND OUR PLIGHT MY FAMILY AND OUR COLLEAGUES
WILL BE FOREVER GRATEFUL PLEASE REPLY IN STRICT CONFIDENCE TO THE CONTACT
NUMBERS BELOW

SINCERELY WITH WARM REGARDS,

GEORGE WALKER BUSH


Switchboard: 2024561414
Comments: 2024561111
Fax: 2024562461
Email: president@whitehouse.gov

Axel

Source: http://www.heise.de/tp/r4/html/resul.../1.html&words=Bush%20und%20Nigeria

[Edited 2005-07-19 11:17:23]

[Edited 2005-07-19 11:21:40]


Wer nichts weiss muss alles glauben
User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4762 posts, RR: 30
Reply 21, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 1322 times:

You are Susan Gezi.Your father was killed by a planned motor accident. He was the former Zimbabwean Minister for Youth & Gender Equality. You have $22,000,000 to share.  You want to assure me this transaction is 100% risk free.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?



You are Windows 98.  You're a bit flaky, but well-liked.  You don't have a great memory, but everyone seems to know you.  A great person to hang out with and play some games.
Which OS are You?



Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineGladave From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2005, 194 posts, RR: 2
Reply 22, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1310 times:




Which Nigerian spammer are You?




NO URLS in signature
User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8707 posts, RR: 43
Reply 23, posted (9 years 2 months 2 weeks 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 1304 times:

I'm this gentleman:


Which Nigerian spammer are You?

As for the OS, I can't believe this actually matched who I am:


Which OS are You?

file extension:


Which File Extension are You?

[Edited 2005-07-19 18:05:49]


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