Crazy things like this have crossed my mind but I never thought this could actually happen.
I rememeber when I was 9 years old, I fell on my bicycle in a feild next to a Eastern Massasauga Rattlesnake (Sistrurus catenatus catenatus). This was back in Indiana.
It's rattle was very loud and it scared the hell out of me!
It was my first encounter with a snake in the wild.
For some crazy reason I was afraid to use the toilet for 3 days.
Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38486 posts, RR: 80 Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2991 times:
SATL382G:
Hey I was 9 years old and my sisters teased me and said that they swim in the sewer pipes.
Well they were right.
At least water snakes do which northern Indiana doesn't have.
STLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8977 posts, RR: 28 Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2977 times:
Quoting Superfly (Thread starter): Alicia Bailey was bitten by what appeared to have been a large water moccasin that had been hiding in the bowl in the middle of the night.
this sets up a great backbone for the best animal-gone-wild film since Tremors!
Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38486 posts, RR: 80 Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2963 times:
He says as he envisions picking up pieces of blasted snake, porcelain, and water from all over the master bath....
That quote of his did make me laugh!
I can hear it with a Southern accent;
'Dat damn son-of-bitch snake, I am gonna blast that snake from bitin' my wife's ass!'
SATL382G From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 8, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2947 times:
Quoting Superfly (Reply 5): That quote of his did make me laugh!
I can hear it with a Southern accent;
'Dat damn son-of-bitch snake, I am gonna blast that snake from bitin' my wife's ass!'
with apologies to J. Foxworthy...
You might be a redneck if.....
When you run out of TidyBowl you use a shotgun instead!!
AAFLT1871 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2333 posts, RR: 16 Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2943 times:
The snake probably came out of her and fell in the shitter. I guess she did not know that not everything is all you can eat at the local buffett
ConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2939 times:
Woman in Indonesia was attacked by a Reticulated Python (longest, and 2nd-largest snake in the world) through the hole of an outhouse.
Apparently, the snakes frequently take refuge in human outhouses during the night, as the decaying fecal matter supplies them with significantly more heat than does the outside air temperature.
Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38486 posts, RR: 80 Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2937 times:
Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 10): Woman in Indonesia was attacked by a Reticulated Python (longest, and 2nd-largest snake in the world) through the hole of an outhouse.
Apparently, the snakes frequently take refuge in human outhouses during the night, as the decaying fecal matter supplies them with significantly more heat than does the outside air temperature.
EA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 12559 posts, RR: 64 Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2933 times:
DAMN! Seriously?!? I thought I was the only one who turned on the light in the bathroom before sitting on the throne out of fear that a snake would be in there!
And so now it actually HAPPENS?!? Lovely. I'm taking my 9mm to the can from now on.
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem - government IS the problem." - Ronald Reagan
SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 71 Reply 14, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2925 times:
Was that guy really going to fire a shotgun into his toilet?
Some straightlines are just too obvious!
Quoting Superfly (Thread starter): I rememeber when I was 9 years old, I fell on my bicycle in a feild next to a Eastern Massasauga Rattlesnake (Sistrurus catenatus catenatus). This was back in Indiana.
It's rattle was very loud and it scared the hell out of me!
It was my first encounter with a snake in the wild.
For some crazy reason I was afraid to use the toilet for 3 days.
Well, just a guess but maybe under the circumstances you didn't need to use the toilet for a while.
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
Tom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 40 Reply 15, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2909 times:
Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 10): Apparently, the snakes frequently take refuge in human outhouses during the night, as the decaying fecal matter supplies them with significantly more heat than does the outside air temperature.
As they say.....one man's junk is another man's (or this case, snake) treasure!
Tom at MSY
"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
STLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8977 posts, RR: 28 Reply 16, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2902 times:
Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 12): DAMN! Seriously?!? I thought I was the only one who turned on the light in the bathroom before sitting on the throne out of fear that a snake would be in there!
well remember when you turn on the light after being asleep or in the darkness, it takes a minute or two for your eyes to adjust. you usually turn the light on for a matter of just not knocking yourself into anything.
Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
Delta767300ER From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2559 posts, RR: 14 Reply 20, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2838 times:
I like snakes except for water moccasins. My old neighbor used to call me at least once a week to remove a snake from her house. From my experience I have found that most snakebites are accidental and preventable. I do keep a 9MM hidden *somewhere* close to my toilet but I never thought of using it to kill a snake.
Superfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 38486 posts, RR: 80 Reply 22, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 2781 times:
ConcordeBoy:
I read that story a few years ago.
Did that really happen?
Can a human being survive such an attack?
Those large Boa Constrictors are not poisonous and I don't have a bunch of sharp teeth.
BristolFlyer From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 2135 posts, RR: 0 Reply 23, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 2771 times:
For those of you who are feeling smug that you live in a country that doesn't have a problem with snakes, don't; about 5 yrs ago there was a story in the UK about a woman who found a snake curled up in her toilet, it had escaped from a flat near hers in her block and got into the sewer system.
She had major problems with paranoia after that (unsurprisingly).
KiwiNanday From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 24, posted (7 years 9 months 4 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 2766 times:
Like that, but with her ass.
25 ConcordeBoy: This one was a hoax, the biggest giveaway being the position of the dude's arms. Gotta hand it to 'im for crawlin' up a snake though Many times, no.
26 767Lover: My fear is finding a rat in the toilet. That happened to a friend of mine!
27 ConcordeBoy: ...well, if you're really lucky, maybe the snake'll eat it before you get there
30 ConcordeBoy: ...something about idiotic mods with less-than-a-hair triggers?
31 Superfly: ConcordeBoy: Send me the link to my email.
32 Airlinelover: My Worse Fear Happens To FL. Woman (Snake Related) Oh, I see. At first I thought someone found out that your "snake" ISN'T the biggest, even tho you s
33 Superfly: Airlinelover: I never said mines was the biggest. No matter how big or tough one may be, there is always someone who is bigger and tougher.
34 ConcordeBoy: hmm, I think this would be an acceptable compromise (particularly considering I don't know your email) From what I know, the Bri'ish museum of herpeto
35 Superfly: I can barley make out the man in the photo. My email is in my profile.
36 ConcordeBoy: ...he's lying facing toward the camera. His head is about 1ft into the snake, the imprint is rather apparent.
37 Superfly: My gosh that is freaky! How did this happen? Did the camera man try to stop this attack? Was he found like this?
38 ConcordeBoy: he didn't have to Both the snake and human were found dead. The human apparently was not killed by the snake, because a tell-tale sign of Retic const
39 MD11Engineer: By the time the snake tries to eat it's prey, it is already dead. The snake's body is pure muscle (in zoos the estimate is to have one strong man per
40 Greyhound: With that picture, was that the end she tried to sit down on, or the end she speaks with?
41 ConcordeBoy: As earlier said, the blood was the snake's, not the victim. Also, no snake can "unhinge" its jaws (contrary to popular belief)... they can however (as
42 Superfly: This is really creeping me out! This lady is lucky to be fat. Had she been a little twig perhaps the same size as her little son, she would have died.
43 MD11Engineer: They have an additional bone in between the upper jaw and the lower jaw on each side, called a quadrate,which makes the jaw joint a double hinge and
44 Superfly: MD11Engineer: Will I need to be concerned when I visit The Phillipines? Will I have to inspect the toilet everytime I need to use it? What are the odd
45 ConcordeBoy: That's also what saved the woman I spoke of in Reply#10.... she was too girthy for the retic to get her back through the hole.
46 Superfly: ConcordeBoy: Chubby Indonesian lady? Hmmm I need to go and find her.
47 MD11Engineer: Actually I have never seen a snake in the Philippines. Plenty of huge frogs in the rice paddies, and in Iloilo City I once got woken up by a dirty rat
48 ConcordeBoy: ummm, Jan, cher.... ...I'm from the DeepSouth (and bayou-country at that). You think I don't have snake and gator skulls somewhere in the house? ...g
49 MaverickM11: I hear Guam has a huge problem with snakes....coming out of every crack and crevice in peoples' homes and what not. Sounds like the South's response t
50 MD11Engineer: Freddie, But you didn't grow up travelling to palaeontological digs, hanging around a university department of palaeontology and geology etc.. Even my
51 ConcordeBoy: WRONG! (more on that later, if you're interested) True that I myself have no accredidation in Palaeontology; but growing up where I did, I can assure
52 Superfly: I haven't been there yet. I plan on visiting my friend there next spring. I've heard the same. I've also heard that the Brown Tree Snake sometimes la
53 ConcordeBoy: Whoa! Got a link for that, by chance? I mean bugs, rats, and oysters I can understand... but snakes??
54 Superfly: ConcordeBoy: Here are a few links for you to slither through. http://starbulletin.com/2004/10/24/news/story3.html http://www.pacificislandtravel.com/n
55 ConcordeBoy: Good stuff! Here's a few more tidbits for you to stick yer teeth into SuperFly. Meet "Fluffy", the longest-known snake alive today. She's 26ft long, 3
57 Vaporlock: Superfly....LMAO, I've said that a few times!! Phyllis
58 ConcordeBoy: yeah, brings back memories *flips through black book*
59 Copaair737: I knew some guy out in Guam who had something similar happen to this lady. He was having a party at his house, and went to take a crap. As he sat down
60 Superfly: Copaair737: Is that true or just a joke? A 6 foot snake would be too heavy to hang from a guys nutsack.
61 ConcordeBoy: Not necessarily... several tree-snakes get longer than that, yet they're light enough to be supported by tiny twigs.
63 ConcordeBoy: Egad, didn't even catch the literary irony in that. Good stuff!
64 Copaair737: 'Fly- Its a true story. Brown Tree Snakes are very, very skinny and very long. I killed quite a few out there. Yeah, it sounded quite painful though.
65 AAFLT1871: Go to the below web page and click on the ones mentioned below. Pretty cool thing to walk up upon. http://www.big-boys.com/articles/bb29.html Snake Ea
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