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My Worse Fear Happens To FL. Woman (Snake Related)  
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39659 posts, RR: 75
Posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3449 times:

http://www.nbc6.net/news/4758748/detail.html?subid=10101481


Woman Bitten By Poisonous Snake Hiding In Toilet


Alicia Bailey was bitten by what appeared to have been a large water moccasin that had been hiding in the bowl in the middle of the night.

"We're currently very uncomfortable in our home," Alicia Bailey said. "And toilet shy, I would say."













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Crazy things like this have crossed my mind but I never thought this could actually happen.
I rememeber when I was 9 years old, I fell on my bicycle in a feild next to a Eastern Massasauga Rattlesnake (Sistrurus catenatus catenatus). This was back in Indiana.
It's rattle was very loud and it scared the hell out of me!
It was my first encounter with a snake in the wild.
For some crazy reason I was afraid to use the toilet for 3 days.  boggled 


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User currently offlineSATL382G From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3434 times:

Quoting Superfly (Thread starter):
For some crazy reason I was afraid to use the toilet for 3 days.

How does fear of the toilet relate to having fallen off a bike near a rattlesnake?

The craziest of irrational fears...  Smile

BTW: Now I'm going to have visions, all day, of a guy blowing away a snake in his toilet with a shotgun. !!!  Smile


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39659 posts, RR: 75
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 3429 times:

SATL382G:
Hey I was 9 years old and my sisters teased me and said that they swim in the sewer pipes.
Well they were right.
At least water snakes do which northern Indiana doesn't have.



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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9264 posts, RR: 25
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3415 times:

Quoting Superfly (Thread starter):
Alicia Bailey was bitten by what appeared to have been a large water moccasin that had been hiding in the bowl in the middle of the night.

this sets up a great backbone for the best animal-gone-wild film since Tremors!



Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
User currently offlineSATL382G From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3408 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 2):
my sisters teased me

Oh those evil women!!!  

He says as he envisions picking up pieces of blasted snake, porcelain, and water from all over the master bath....

edit: "gutter mode on" BTW the subject line had me thinking of something completely different.... "/gutter mode off"

[Edited 2005-07-26 18:51:23]

User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39659 posts, RR: 75
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3401 times:

He says as he envisions picking up pieces of blasted snake, porcelain, and water from all over the master bath....

That quote of his did make me laugh!  Silly
I can hear it with a Southern accent;
'Dat damn son-of-bitch snake, I am gonna blast that snake from bitin' my wife's ass!'



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User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8666 posts, RR: 43
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3394 times:

Gives a whole new meaning to "Asses of Fire", doesn't it?




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User currently offlineSATL382G From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3394 times:

Can't say I blame the snake, I'd have been scared too......... I don't think she ever had chance to sit down....



User currently offlineSATL382G From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3385 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 5):
That quote of his did make me laugh!
I can hear it with a Southern accent;
'Dat damn son-of-bitch snake, I am gonna blast that snake from bitin' my wife's ass!'

with apologies to J. Foxworthy...

You might be a redneck if.....

When you run out of TidyBowl you use a shotgun instead!!


User currently offlineAAFLT1871 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2333 posts, RR: 10
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3381 times:

The snake probably came out of her and fell in the shitter. I guess she did not know that not everything is all you can eat at the local buffett


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User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3377 times:

Woman in Indonesia was attacked by a Reticulated Python (longest, and 2nd-largest snake in the world) through the hole of an outhouse.

Apparently, the snakes frequently take refuge in human outhouses during the night, as the decaying fecal matter supplies them with significantly more heat than does the outside air temperature.


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39659 posts, RR: 75
Reply 11, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3375 times:

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 10):
Woman in Indonesia was attacked by a Reticulated Python (longest, and 2nd-largest snake in the world) through the hole of an outhouse.

Apparently, the snakes frequently take refuge in human outhouses during the night, as the decaying fecal matter supplies them with significantly more heat than does the outside air temperature.

Oh my gosh!
That would totally be hell!



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User currently offlineEA CO AS From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 13469 posts, RR: 62
Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3371 times:
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DAMN! Seriously?!? I thought I was the only one who turned on the light in the bathroom before sitting on the throne out of fear that a snake would be in there!

And so now it actually HAPPENS?!? Lovely. I'm taking my 9mm to the can from now on.



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User currently offlineSATL382G From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3365 times:

...and on occasion there's a human snake in the commode.....

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0706053sewage1.html


User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 14, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3363 times:

Was that guy really going to fire a shotgun into his toilet?

Some straightlines are just too obvious!

Quoting Superfly (Thread starter):
I rememeber when I was 9 years old, I fell on my bicycle in a feild next to a Eastern Massasauga Rattlesnake (Sistrurus catenatus catenatus). This was back in Indiana.
It's rattle was very loud and it scared the hell out of me!
It was my first encounter with a snake in the wild.
For some crazy reason I was afraid to use the toilet for 3 days.

Well, just a guess but maybe under the circumstances you didn't need to use the toilet for a while.



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User currently offlineTom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 34
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3347 times:

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 10):
Apparently, the snakes frequently take refuge in human outhouses during the night, as the decaying fecal matter supplies them with significantly more heat than does the outside air temperature.

As they say.....one man's junk is another man's (or this case, snake) treasure!

Tom at MSY



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User currently offlineSTLGph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 9264 posts, RR: 25
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3340 times:

Quoting EA CO AS (Reply 12):
DAMN! Seriously?!? I thought I was the only one who turned on the light in the bathroom before sitting on the throne out of fear that a snake would be in there!

well remember when you turn on the light after being asleep or in the darkness, it takes a minute or two for your eyes to adjust. you usually turn the light on for a matter of just not knocking yourself into anything.



Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13940 posts, RR: 63
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 14 hours ago) and read 3325 times:

An diesem Orte wohnt ein Geist,
der jedem, der zu lange scheisst,
von hinten in die **** beisst!

:D

Jan


User currently offlineAloges From Germany, joined Jan 2006, 8666 posts, RR: 43
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3313 times:

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 17):

You had to, right?  rotfl  Guess what I immediately remembered when I saw this thread!



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User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39659 posts, RR: 75
Reply 19, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 3311 times:

Quoting MD11Engineer (Reply 17):
An diesem Orte wohnt ein Geist,
der jedem, der zu lange scheisst,
von hinten in die **** beisst!

Hat Deutschland eine Wässerschlangen?



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User currently offlineDelta767300ER From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2562 posts, RR: 12
Reply 20, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 3276 times:

I like snakes except for water moccasins. My old neighbor used to call me at least once a week to remove a snake from her house. From my experience I have found that most snakebites are accidental and preventable. I do keep a 9MM hidden *somewhere* close to my toilet but I never thought of using it to kill a snake.

-Delta767300ER


User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 3259 times:

Quoting Superfly (Reply 11):
Oh my gosh!
That would totally be hell!

...nah, but this would:



User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39659 posts, RR: 75
Reply 22, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 3219 times:

ConcordeBoy:
I read that story a few years ago.
Did that really happen?
Can a human being survive such an attack?
Those large Boa Constrictors are not poisonous and I don't have a bunch of sharp teeth.



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User currently offlineBristolFlyer From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 2288 posts, RR: 0
Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 3209 times:

For those of you who are feeling smug that you live in a country that doesn't have a problem with snakes, don't; about 5 yrs ago there was a story in the UK about a woman who found a snake curled up in her toilet, it had escaped from a flat near hers in her block and got into the sewer system.

She had major problems with paranoia after that (unsurprisingly).

BF



Fortune favours the brave
User currently offlineKiwiNanday From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 3204 times:



Like that, but with her ass.


25 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : This one was a hoax, the biggest giveaway being the position of the dude's arms. Gotta hand it to 'im for crawlin' up a snake though Many times, no.
26 767Lover : My fear is finding a rat in the toilet. That happened to a friend of mine!
27 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : ...well, if you're really lucky, maybe the snake'll eat it before you get there
28 Post contains images Mir : Very nice. -Mir
29 Superfly : Why not?
30 ConcordeBoy : ...something about idiotic mods with less-than-a-hair triggers?
31 Superfly : ConcordeBoy: Send me the link to my email.
32 Post contains images Airlinelover : My Worse Fear Happens To FL. Woman (Snake Related) Oh, I see. At first I thought someone found out that your "snake" ISN'T the biggest, even tho you s
33 Post contains images Superfly : Airlinelover: I never said mines was the biggest. No matter how big or tough one may be, there is always someone who is bigger and tougher.
34 Post contains links ConcordeBoy : hmm, I think this would be an acceptable compromise (particularly considering I don't know your email) From what I know, the Bri'ish museum of herpeto
35 Superfly : I can barley make out the man in the photo. My email is in my profile.
36 ConcordeBoy : ...he's lying facing toward the camera. His head is about 1ft into the snake, the imprint is rather apparent.
37 Superfly : My gosh that is freaky! How did this happen? Did the camera man try to stop this attack? Was he found like this?
38 ConcordeBoy : he didn't have to Both the snake and human were found dead. The human apparently was not killed by the snake, because a tell-tale sign of Retic const
39 MD11Engineer : By the time the snake tries to eat it's prey, it is already dead. The snake's body is pure muscle (in zoos the estimate is to have one strong man per
40 Greyhound : With that picture, was that the end she tried to sit down on, or the end she speaks with?
41 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : As earlier said, the blood was the snake's, not the victim. Also, no snake can "unhinge" its jaws (contrary to popular belief)... they can however (as
42 Superfly : This is really creeping me out! This lady is lucky to be fat. Had she been a little twig perhaps the same size as her little son, she would have died.
43 MD11Engineer : They have an additional bone in between the upper jaw and the lower jaw on each side, called a quadrate,which makes the jaw joint a double hinge and
44 Superfly : MD11Engineer: Will I need to be concerned when I visit The Phillipines? Will I have to inspect the toilet everytime I need to use it? What are the odd
45 ConcordeBoy : That's also what saved the woman I spoke of in Reply#10.... she was too girthy for the retic to get her back through the hole.
46 Post contains images Superfly : ConcordeBoy: Chubby Indonesian lady? Hmmm I need to go and find her.
47 MD11Engineer : Actually I have never seen a snake in the Philippines. Plenty of huge frogs in the rice paddies, and in Iloilo City I once got woken up by a dirty rat
48 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : ummm, Jan, cher.... ...I'm from the DeepSouth (and bayou-country at that). You think I don't have snake and gator skulls somewhere in the house? ...g
49 Post contains images MaverickM11 : I hear Guam has a huge problem with snakes....coming out of every crack and crevice in peoples' homes and what not. Sounds like the South's response t
50 Post contains images MD11Engineer : Freddie, But you didn't grow up travelling to palaeontological digs, hanging around a university department of palaeontology and geology etc.. Even my
51 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : WRONG! (more on that later, if you're interested) True that I myself have no accredidation in Palaeontology; but growing up where I did, I can assure
52 Superfly : I haven't been there yet. I plan on visiting my friend there next spring. I've heard the same. I've also heard that the Brown Tree Snake sometimes la
53 ConcordeBoy : Whoa! Got a link for that, by chance? I mean bugs, rats, and oysters I can understand... but snakes??
54 Post contains links and images Superfly : ConcordeBoy: Here are a few links for you to slither through. http://starbulletin.com/2004/10/24/news/story3.html http://www.pacificislandtravel.com/n
55 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : Good stuff! Here's a few more tidbits for you to stick yer teeth into SuperFly. Meet "Fluffy", the longest-known snake alive today. She's 26ft long, 3
56 Post contains images Superfly : That is one HUGE snake!
57 Post contains images Vaporlock : Superfly....LMAO, I've said that a few times!! Phyllis
58 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : yeah, brings back memories *flips through black book*
59 Copaair737 : I knew some guy out in Guam who had something similar happen to this lady. He was having a party at his house, and went to take a crap. As he sat down
60 Superfly : Copaair737: Is that true or just a joke? A 6 foot snake would be too heavy to hang from a guys nutsack.
61 ConcordeBoy : Not necessarily... several tree-snakes get longer than that, yet they're light enough to be supported by tiny twigs.
62 Post contains images Fumanchewd : That's cold.
63 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : Egad, didn't even catch the literary irony in that. Good stuff!
64 Copaair737 : 'Fly- Its a true story. Brown Tree Snakes are very, very skinny and very long. I killed quite a few out there. Yeah, it sounded quite painful though.
65 Post contains links AAFLT1871 : Go to the below web page and click on the ones mentioned below. Pretty cool thing to walk up upon. http://www.big-boys.com/articles/bb29.html Snake Ea
66 Post contains images ConcordeBoy : ...good stuff!
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