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User currently offlineGDB From United Kingdom, joined May 2001, 13184 posts, RR: 77
Posted (9 years 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 893 times:

No, not a sweary Chavette, with gut hanging out and low intelligence, but our feathered friends, this story made me laugh;
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,1536639,00.html

So, anyone ever had a pet bird who could talk and in doing so, was funny/embarrassing?

Years ago, an aunt, now long deceased, had a Mynah Bird that copied her hacking smokers cough, eventually also her reply to it of "shut up, you bugger."

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User currently offlineConcordeBoy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 880 times:

Woman who used to live next to us in the '80s had one of the few African Greys allowed to be kept as pets here...

..that thing could say anything, and yes he'd drop a few F-bombs every now and then, much to the delight of me and my sisters.


Its favorite activity however, was imitating the telephone's ring; and it drove her nuts because it could imitate it perfectly-- even the correct volume; so she'd always end up answering the phone for no reason.


User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 2, posted (9 years 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 865 times:

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 1):
-- even the correct volume; so she'd always end up answering the phone for no reason.

Damn that is funny!

Hey! Answer the bird, would you?



Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 853 times:

Winston Churchill's macaw is 104 years old and still swears. He taught it to say a few choice words.

Churchill's Swearing Parrot


User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4757 posts, RR: 30
Reply 4, posted (9 years 3 weeks 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 845 times:

When I was a kid, my cousins had a parrot that would yell "hijuep***" (the Spanish equivalent of "son of a b*tch"). The best part of it was watching my aunt's useless efforts to silence the parrot, only to make "ese loro desgraciado" yell louder.  rotfl 


What do I know, I'm just an 'immature troublemaker with only a passing interest in aviation' (or so they say)
User currently offlineGDB From United Kingdom, joined May 2001, 13184 posts, RR: 77
Reply 5, posted (9 years 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 801 times:

Didn't know about Churchill's Parrot, excellent stuff, only could have been improved had Winston taught him to sing the popular war-time ditty;
"Hitler, has only got one ball..........."


User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 6, posted (9 years 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 801 times:

Quoting GDB (Reply 5):
"Hitler, has only got one ball..........."

".............The other is in the al-bert haaall"

:lol: I remember singing that in school...!



Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 39830 posts, RR: 74
Reply 7, posted (9 years 3 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 794 times:

I have this 8track tape.
I think this was the same tape used against John McCain to make him go crazy when he was a POW in Vietnam.




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