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User currently offlineAtrude777 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 5692 posts, RR: 52
Posted (8 years 12 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1159 times:

Hey guys-

I know we have some hearing impaired/deaf members here (me included) One of my good friends sent this story to me as a joke, I thought it was hilarious!!



Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights (because they can't see each other using sign language).

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife proposes a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea! Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time." "And if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis... fifty times!"


Good things come to those who wait, better things come to those who go AFTER it!
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User currently offlineBig777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 12 months 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1129 times:

LMAO!  laughing  Good idea! Hahaha! It's old joke. I got email from one of my friend about 2 years ago. It's funny!


Stuart


User currently offlineFlagshipAZ From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 3419 posts, RR: 14
Reply 2, posted (8 years 12 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1098 times:

I'm hearing-impaired as well, but a mere 50 times??? Come on! Let up that to 500 times if the wife doesn't want some loving. As least he should be satified.  Great joke. Regards.

[Edited 2005-07-28 05:50:19]


"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Ben Franklin
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 3, posted (8 years 12 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1095 times:

Here's a good Deaf Joke..
































































Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineFlagshipAZ From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 3419 posts, RR: 14
Reply 4, posted (8 years 12 months 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1082 times:

Rather lame, Chris. That was more of seeing-impaired farce. Better luck next time. Regards.


"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." --Ben Franklin
User currently offlineAtrude777 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 5692 posts, RR: 52
Reply 5, posted (8 years 12 months 1 day 15 hours ago) and read 1060 times:

Quoting FlagshipAZ (Reply 2):
I'm hearing-impaired as well, but a mere 50 times??? Come on! Let up that to 500 times if the wife doesn't want some loving. As least he should be satified. Great joke. Regards.

rock on!!! 50 aint enuff. I was just saying in my situation since I dont know sign, ill just lean over and start going at it, and if she slaps me ill know I better stop....

until she pulls on my dick 50 times HAHAHA

Alex



Good things come to those who wait, better things come to those who go AFTER it!
User currently offlineBig777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 12 months 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 979 times:

How do you punish Helen Keller?





























Easy.. you can change the furniture around the house!  Silly




Stuart


User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31667 posts, RR: 56
Reply 7, posted (8 years 12 months 1 day 2 hours ago) and read 966 times:

 bigthumbsup 
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineRlwynn From Germany, joined Dec 2000, 1075 posts, RR: 1
Reply 8, posted (8 years 12 months 1 day ago) and read 922 times:

What?










.



I can drive faster than you
User currently offlineBig777jet From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 12 months 17 hours ago) and read 878 times:

Quoting Rlwynn (Reply 8):
What?

Don't you know who is Helen Keller?

Stuart


User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 47
Reply 10, posted (8 years 12 months 17 hours ago) and read 878 times:

Why was Helen Kellers leg yellow?

her dog was blind too.


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