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Great Joke! (True Iain Style!)  
User currently offlineIainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 956 times:

There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his reputation for being so
slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After
shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.
So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the
240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me
roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to
a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily
down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by,
they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
Iain

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User currently offlineThe Shadow From United Kingdom, joined Aug 2001, 114 posts, RR: 0
Reply 1, posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 878 times:

Ha Ha? So obvious it was copied & pasted from some site. You coulodn't even be bothered to align the words properly.

The Shadow


User currently offlineIainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 868 times:

So obivous you have so little knowledge! It was not cut and pasted from some site but it was an e-mail fwd!
Iain


User currently offlineLewis From Greece, joined Jul 1999, 3623 posts, RR: 5
Reply 3, posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 856 times:

Sorry but I don't get it... why is this funny?

User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 4, posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 815 times:

Iain- I didn't get it...

174thfwff- Hilarious..

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineDerek H From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 813 times:

I can't believe people dont get your joke Iain! Its hilarious!

--Derek
(no, I dont have an attitude problem)


User currently offlineCYKA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 804 times:

Ian:

Even though I have been known to laugh at jokes such as "the carptet is brown" I do not get the one you posted. Explain.


User currently offlineIflycoach From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 1015 posts, RR: 2
Reply 7, posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks 4 hours ago) and read 804 times:

S - car go
scargo
it's what they call the snail you eat!


User currently offlineDerek H From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 803 times:

its actually "escargot" its french, i think.

User currently offlineDelta777-XXX From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 1017 posts, RR: 8
Reply 9, posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 800 times:

LOL!!  Big thumbs up

User currently offlineDeltaRNOmd-80 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks ago) and read 784 times:

hehe, who couldnt know what escargot is? And 4 American teenagers all knew what it was! Eat your heart out!

User currently offlineLewis From Greece, joined Jul 1999, 3623 posts, RR: 5
Reply 11, posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks ago) and read 780 times:

oic, LOL

User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 20
Reply 12, posted (12 years 11 months 4 weeks ago) and read 778 times:

Can we dumb it down a bit for A.net's less intelligent users? Big grin


--Adam
(yes, I have an attitude problem)



Dear moderators: No.
User currently offline174thfwff From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (12 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 764 times:

Sorry you all can't see my joke, someone took it down, and I am not going to re-type it to make people mad.

User currently offlineAC_A340 From Canada, joined Sep 1999, 2251 posts, RR: 1
Reply 14, posted (12 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 17 hours ago) and read 751 times:

That was pretty good. I originally thought that the s had something do do with the k on the k car.

User currently offlineShamrock77 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (12 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 737 times:

Sorry, But to Take credit for something you copied, U SUK!!!!

Not A Funny one anyway!
--
Yes - I do have an attitude problem, yours.


User currently offlineIainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (12 years 11 months 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 733 times:

Where did I take credit for it, I just told a joke. Isn't it funny how if you copy something from 1 place it is called plagarism but if you take it from many places they are called referances!
Iain


User currently offlineNotar520AC From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1606 posts, RR: 4
Reply 17, posted (12 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 707 times:

Ahh, sure, yeah, right, uhhu.


BMW - The Ultimate Driving Machine
User currently offlineNscaler From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 243 posts, RR: 5
Reply 18, posted (12 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 705 times:

It is from the movie "Trading Places" with the great Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd.

Saul


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