Iainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (11 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 832 times:
There was once a snail that was sick and tired of his reputation for being so
slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After
shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get.
So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the
240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".
The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"
The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me
roaring past to know who's driving."
Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to
a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.
The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily
down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by,
they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"
Iain
Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 27 Reply 4, posted (11 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 691 times:
Iain- I didn't get it...
174thfwff- Hilarious..
Chris
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
Iflycoach From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 1015 posts, RR: 2 Reply 7, posted (11 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 680 times:
S - car go
scargo
it's what they call the snail you eat!
Delta777-XXX From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 1017 posts, RR: 8 Reply 9, posted (11 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 676 times:
We're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5705 posts, RR: 22 Reply 12, posted (11 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 654 times:
Can we dumb it down a bit for A.net's less intelligent users?
Iainhol From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 16, posted (11 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 2 hours ago) and read 609 times:
Where did I take credit for it, I just told a joke. Isn't it funny how if you copy something from 1 place it is called plagarism but if you take it from many places they are called referances!
Iain
Notar520AC From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1606 posts, RR: 4 Reply 17, posted (11 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 583 times:
Nscaler From United States of America, joined Aug 1999, 243 posts, RR: 5 Reply 18, posted (11 years 9 months 2 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 581 times:
It is from the movie "Trading Places" with the great Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd.
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