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User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3486 times:

I often have people come up to me and ask me how I got to be so cool. I used to think they were sarcastic, but then I realized how incredibly cool I actually am.

I noticed that there are a lot of people on here who aren't very cool. I could really teach you guys a lot.

If you have any questions about what to do in order to be cool, just ask me.

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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 1, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3463 times:

The only thing you could teach is how to suck at life.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3458 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 1):
The only thing you could teach is how to suck at life.



User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3452 times:

WOW

No one has been this stupid in a while lol


User currently offlineNWA742 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3437 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 2):
The only thing you could teach is how to suck at life.

As I read his posts, I'm agreeing with AA61Hvy more and more.

Is that good or bad?

 Confused





-NWA742


User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3432 times:

Quoting NWA742 (Reply 4):
As I read his posts, I'm agreeing with AA61Hvy more and more.

Is that good or bad?

It's bad, cause you're just jealous.


User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3432 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 1):
The only thing you could teach is how to suck at life.

Well, he did have you as a role-model, so maybe he learned well, AA61hvy.


User currently offlineBlackbird1331 From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 1893 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3420 times:

Not as cool as the guy down at the morgue.


Cameras shoot pictures. Guns shoot people. They have the guns.
User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 8, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3419 times:

Do a ton of bling and spray painted rims count towards obtaining ultimate ultra coolness?


Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 9, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3417 times:

Aw, having a bad day Falcon? Did your Depends get messy again?


Go big or go home
User currently offlineMrChips From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 932 posts, RR: 0
Reply 10, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3413 times:

I'll tell you right now, I'm not cool at all.

I mean, it's about 90 degrees F (32 degrees C) outside right now, not a cloud in the sky.

And the worst thing about it is that I have only beer to keep me cool...no A/C - this is Canada after all.



Time...to un-pimp...ze auto!
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3413 times:

Quoting Blackbird1331 (Reply 7):
Not as cool as the guy down at the morgue.

How about Ted Williams?

Quoting Ihadapheo (Reply 8):
Do a ton of bling and spray painted rims count towards obtaining ultimate ultra coolness?

NO!!!!!!!!!

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 9):
Did your Depends get messy again?

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


User currently offlineNWA742 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3407 times:

Quoting Coz (Reply 6):
It's bad, cause you're just jealous.

Nah, just unsure.

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 10):
Aw, having a bad day Falcon? Did your Depends get messy again?

 rotfl 




-NWA742


User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3403 times:

Quoting Ihadapheo (Reply 8):
Do a ton of bling and spray painted rims count towards obtaining ultimate ultra coolness?

Thank you for your question IHAP, you're certainly more mature than some other people who have posted on this thread.

While bling can help, I would definately go for the spray painted rims. Go to your local autoparts store and grab the nicest pair of chrome-painted plastic hub caps. Painting them yellow can also help.


User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3383 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 9):
Aw, having a bad day Falcon? Did your Depends get messy again?

Is that the best you can do? That's it? It's not even funny anymore, AA61hvy. You wouldn't know what old is it if hit you upside your head. And you did, after all, prove my point.


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3378 times:

Just because your mom says you're cool, doesn't mean the rest of the world does....

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/srbmod/thecoziqchart.jpg


User currently offlineIhadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6027 posts, RR: 55
Reply 16, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3371 times:

So if I get a set of those oh so marvy plastic spinner hubcaps and lovingly apply them to the Sedona I might become mega cool, would wearing 7 mood rings result in bonus coolness points being awarded?


Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 17, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3360 times:

No thats not the best I can do. I'm saving it for when I see your punkass in person.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineCatatonic From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2004, 1155 posts, RR: 3
Reply 18, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 3349 times:

Coz, perhaps your post would have been better placed in this thread:

http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/894456/



Equally Cursed and Blessed.
User currently offlineBritish767 From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2005, 284 posts, RR: 21
Reply 19, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 3344 times:

By looking at your main message and reply 5, I'd say you're about as cool as the Sahara Desert.

Also, if you were truly cool, why the hell do you feel the need to attention seek on the Internet?

(EDIT: Changed the last sentence a little bit)

[Edited 2005-08-01 01:00:20]

User currently offlinePilot kaz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 3342 times:

Quoting British767 (Reply 19):
By looking at your main message and reply 5, I'd say you're about as cool as the Sahara Desert.

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 


User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 3316 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 17):
No thats not the best I can do. I'm saving it for when I see your punkass in person.

And yes, threatening someone over the internet is extremely cool.


User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 3315 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 17):
No thats not the best I can do. I'm saving it for when I see your punkass in person.

Actually, I think it is the best you can do, since you'd rather not have anyone talk about the Huggies you currently have on, kid.

Either way, thanks for proving the point I brought up. I appreciate it.

"L"


User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 3306 times:

Quoting British767 (Reply 19):
Also, if you were truly cool, why the hell do you feel the need to post about it on the Internet?



Nope, you're not very cool either. Nice try though.  Smile


User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (9 years 1 month 2 weeks 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 3302 times:

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 21):
And yes, threatening someone over the internet is extremely cool.

Don't be too hard on the kid. He's just trying to cover up for some, shall we say, physical deficiencies?


25 British767 : Nope, you're not very cool either. Nice try though I never said I was.
26 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Damn, used this twice in one day: Did I mention this thread sucks?
27 TheCoz : I know you are, but what am I? Yes, it is sort of a quagmire of a thread. I think because many people feel threatened by my coolness. They're unsure
28 Post contains images OhTheDrama747 : If you did, it needs to be stated more than once anyway. G
29 Post contains images NWA742 : -NWA742
30 Post contains links and images Jamie757 : This thread reminds me of.... Erikwilliam!! Rgds.
31 Post contains images S12PPL : It's TheCoz:
32 Srbmod : Watch it, he might call you a chemistry set or a tractor.......
33 Post contains images Bezoar : Just remember, whether you're cool or not, God still loves you even if no one else does.
34 UAalltheway : At first I thought you were kidding, but after reading your other posts I realize you're serious- you really do think you're cool. How sad.
35 Post contains images Springbok747 : Wow..coz, thanks for letting us know you're cool. What are u? You're cool..
36 CaptOveur : Yeah, my mom said you were better a few weeks ago. Signed, TheCoz
37 Post contains images DL021 : Hey, just found your photo in the archives...... You are cool!
38 Post contains images Ihadapheo : It is a little known fact that there is a simple way to remove excess coolness, while it may be simple there still are some side effects There is a ha
39 Post contains images TheCoz : yeah? well say it to my face. If an owl ate a small hairy rodent, could it get a bezoar? Here's Captoveur...
40 Post contains images TedTAce : Matt, I have started some threads that went down in flames but I'm positive this has eclipsed my WORST efforts
41 NWADC9 : You forgot a blown-up mailbox Coz, face it, you've got a face not even a mother can love.
42 Post contains images Mir : -Mir
43 Post contains images TedTAce : Call it ADD or whatever you want to, but after careful consideration: You are a nice guy and that's for sure... but it's NEVER "cool" to point out 'ho
44 TheCoz : Yes, but you forgot to add how cool you think I am.
45 Post contains images NWADC9 : In a way, he did. You're
46 TheCoz : oh...you mean I'm not cool then?
47 Post contains images Boeing4ever : By George, I think he's got it! B4e-Forever New Frontiers
48 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Slow but apparently, trainable . . .
49 S12PPL : There ya go!!! You FINALLY got it! Good job! You must want a gold star on your chart, huh?
50 Saxdiva : Wow... Coz, do you give coolness lessons? It's been a lifelong dream of mine to finally be cool. Thank heavens I found you.
51 Post contains images Jamman : This is a dumb ass post because nobody is cooler than the Fonz. Aaaaaaaaaaaaayyy!
52 HAWK21M : Ok. Lets hear some Examples of Being Cool. regds MEL
53 Post contains images TupolevTu154 : I smell a CHAV! You can't be serious... can you? Tom
54 Post contains links and images Mr Spaceman : Hi guys. Here I am at the Toronto International Airshow last summer. The show was basically cancelled due to weather, so I just hung out in the haze a
55 Jamman : Yo, get down with ya bad self!
56 Post contains images FlyAUA : You have got to be kidding me. Please tell me somebody has abused your account which happened to be logged on to a computer. Cus this is so so so unco
57 Post contains images Mr Spaceman : Hi guys. >> Jamman, Ha Ha Ha!!! Thanks for the peeps bro! Ha Ha!!! LOL >> FlyAUA, LOL, don't worry I was just messing around trying to make my girl fr
58 Post contains images Mr Spaceman : "Houston, We Have A Problem!" Check it out, for some reason A.net's quoting system thinks that in my last post FlyAUA stated "Yo, get down with ya bad
59 Post contains images Mr Spaceman : Hi guys. Here's a pix of two "Really Cool!" guys that live in my neighborhood. They're so cool & tough, that I won't even go near them! I think their
60 Post contains images Vaporlock : Mr Spaceman, ohhhhh babyyyyy you are very cool! Dam, I've yet to see a pic of "The Coz"... so I really can't say how he is!!! Hey Mr Spaceman, I met
61 Post contains images Kieron747 : You are so cool TheCoz, although I am the coolest - I taught you everything you know! Signed, ErikWilliam
62 Post contains images ORFflyer : Coz, When you are as cool as the flip side of a pillow, let us all know. Chip
63 Post contains images ZKSUJ : Wow, you are now my new idol and hero !!! Woop de doo for you
64 BristolFlyer : Being relatively new to a.net I thought I'd have a look at your profile to see how young (and hence naive) you are. Only I couldn't get your details u
65 TheCoz : I woke up this morning and guess what I just found out. I am more cool today than I was yesterday. I had some doubts last night about how cool I reall
66 N229NW : Funny, does this thread remind anyone else oddly of Wellhung? ...same sense of humor... Where are the stormtroopers?[Edited 2005-08-01 18:33:29]
67 Post contains images TheCoz : Nope nice try, but storm troopers aren't cool, sorry.
68 Post contains images MartinairYYZ : The only was that would make you a touch cool is hide your face Guys, I found a pic of Cos after he just got up in his diaper, taking cool photos of
69 Post contains images Cxsjr : I know who you are ....... ..... gotcha!!
70 Post contains images HAWK21M : Wering your collar up is cool huh regds MEL
71 Post contains images Srbmod : Here's some folks cooler than Thecoz:
72 Post contains images Erikwilliam : well COZ, cool or not cool remember this TeddyTAce, how are you? HOw was the weekend?
73 Post contains images Cxsjr : This'll be you then .... Please oh cool one, tell me you're a lettuce?
74 Blackhawk144 : Quit acting like everyone here thinks you're the holy grail of cool...you may even be cool in the life where you live, but announcing that you're so
75 Post contains images Lehpron : TheCoz: My God, where are your priorities? You got no junk in your shorts.
76 Post contains images Carmenlu15 : WOW you are soooo cool!!! Everyone in this site wants to be as cool as you are! < / sarcasm > Seriously, being such an attention whore about your "coo
77 Erikwilliam : please tell me that pic ain´t real, please!!!! that is one sick MTF!!
78 TheCoz : A reputable university study claims that there is no one cool who lives in Guatemala. Sorry. You'll get my "Buy one cool lesson, get another lesson f
79 SkySurfer : *CoughBULLSHITCough* Ahh i wish i was at self absorbed as you!! You must have skin as thick as an elephant, otherwise you wouldn't be able to smile a
80 Post contains links and images Carmenlu15 : Which one? UPF? The University of Lucastan?
81 Blackhawk144 : I swear to god, I feel so much more stupid after reading what you just said! Never in my post did I say I was cool! I never implied whether I was coo
82 UAalltheway : Exactly.. how narcissistic. You remind me of my sister (+coz).
83 TheCoz : Wow, you are so jealous.
84 TedTAce : Denial is not just a river in egypt....
85 TWISTEDWHISPER : That is what happens when you are as cool as TheCoz. Try it yourself, go for a dip in a pool where the water temprature is 40 degrees F. Then get up
86 Blackhawk144 : If you had any sense whatsoever, you should've just stopped a loooooooooong time ago. If you try to say later on that you were just kidding, well I'm
87 Post contains links KiwiNanday : To TheCoz: http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/fool.htm
88 Post contains images Ilikeyyc : Wow, 'Coz, you sure do have a lot of friends here. Anyone who liked my Thread contest idea is cool in my book.
89 Post contains images HAWK21M : Any more cool examples regds MEL
90 Post contains images TheCoz : Next week there will be an "I am awesome" thread. Keep an eye out for it.   I'm also working on a weekly newsletter that I will be sending out about
91 Post contains images Boeing4ever : No need to bring your mother into it. B4e-Forever New Frontiers
92 Blackhawk144 : h BURNED!!!!!!! Ha! I see no reply from you, theCoz, although I do apologize to bring this thread back up. I just saw this reply and had to say someth
93 PMN : TheCoz...You must be so unhappy in life if you have no better way to spend your time than post such ridiculous nonsense on A.Net. You have my deepest
94 TheCoz : If you're serious, can I have some money to go get a hooker?
95 Post contains images Vaporlock : Steve, all I can say is I know your "COOL"....but just beware that you don't end up like this poor guy! I don't think he even had a chance.....he he B
96 Post contains images Saxdiva : Hmm... from the picture, I'd guess THAT guy is roasting.
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