AsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 6090 times:
Here's an old local story about a man having sex with calves.
"A Baldwin man has been charged with sexual gratification and disorderly conduct after allegedly having sexual contact with a calf on the Wahlquist Brother's farm in Rush River Township early last Tuesday morning.
Gary Wilbur Otto, 45, Baldwin, pleaded innocent to the charges St. Croix County Circuit Court. Judge Conrad A. Richards ordered Otto to post a $1,500 signature bond and set a pre-trial conference for 9:30 a.m. Nov. 24.
According to the criminal complaint, Otto was allegedly caught by members of the Wahlquist family running naked in the barn at about 1:30 a.m.
Wahlquist told investigators he saw what appeared to be fresh human footprints in the calf pen area. The complaint said Otto's clothes were found hanging on a stepladder in the heifer barn.
Wahlquist had suspected Otto of having sexual contact with some of his livestock and had set up a motion detector in the milk house which would trigger an alarm in the farm house if anyone entered the area after 12:30 a.m., the complaint said.
When the alarm went off Tuesday morning, Wahlquist in his brothers Robert and James ran to the barn and found Otto, according to the complaint.
Sexual gratification is defined in the complaint as unlawfully committing an act of sex with an animal. It is a class A misdemeanor punishable upon conviction by a fine of not more than $10,000 or imprisonment of not more than nine months or both.
Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7336 posts, RR: 52 Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 6048 times:
Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 4): Geez, what ever happed to just jerkin' off?
Maybe he divorced Rosie Palms, and the settlement is still pending.
LAS757300 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 261 posts, RR: 0 Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 6045 times:
DC10GUY From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 2685 posts, RR: 7 Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 3 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 5937 times:
I don't know man, some of them calves are pretty cute.
Next time try the old "dirty Sanchez" She'll love it !!!