We're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5705 posts, RR: 22 Posted (11 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 962 times:
Yeah, I know it will get deleted, but hopefully I'll get some replies first!
So, what do you think, is Hairyass real? I say not a chance! His posts are just too crazy, even for me!! My evidence:
1.) His ideas are too one sided. I lived in Utah for 6 years, and never have I ever met someone as blind as Hairyass.
2.) I don't think there is anyone in the world named Harry Butts. Sounds like something out of The Simpsons.
3.) He often refers to Cfalk as Cfuck. Now there is no way you can screw that up with slippery fingers, so I assume he is so used to writing "fuck" that it just comes naturally for him. Who else, besides a kid, would use "fuck" so much as to make his fingers used to it?
My conclusion, Hairyass is some 14-year old, who likes poking fun at Conservatives. He's just gone a bit too far with it.
Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 27 Reply 3, posted (11 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 840 times:
Perhaps, perhaps not. I personally think that the Harry Butts is the name he gave, not wanting to withold his name. Odd, but possible. Also, there is a pic fo him in one of the pic threads... IF it's him or not, we'll probably never know..
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
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Ikarus From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 3524 posts, RR: 2 Reply 19, posted (11 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 766 times:
I used to be 100% certain he is just a liberal kid trying to parodise the image of conservatives. Unfortunately, I am now only 90% certain. Those 10% telling me that possibly, in an odd, worrying way, he might be real, are seriously depressing!
Whatever he is, he is surely one helluva parody....