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Dudes Spitting In The Urinal  
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 47
Posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2704 times:

What is it about men's rooms? Whenever I'm taking a whiz, and some guy comes in to do the same, he horks a big loogie into the urinal before doing his business. EVERY FRIGGIN' TIME!

It's oddly disgusting, and I want to know what causes this behavior. Any ideas?


"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2701 times:

Starting to notice things with all that time spent in those public bathrooms eh?


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User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2693 times:

Stop peeking when you are standing at the urinal.

User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 47
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2689 times:

It's a sound-effect thing, like a French guy greeting an American in Paris. Chwwwack-Ptooo!


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User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2684 times:

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 2):
Stop peeking when you are standing at the urinal.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAH
nice one!!!!



Go big or go home
User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2661 times:

That one is bad, but how about the guy who stands there and dribbles a long string of spit into it the whole time he is urinating?

I want to video the guy and play it at his next family reuinion!

Totally Gross!!!



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User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3611 posts, RR: 15
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2655 times:

You are PISSING into this TOILET and complain about spitting into it? That's some bizarre logic.

I personally spit, not hack a loogie or anything, into the toilet when I pee. I have no idea why I do it, I just do.

I also NEVER pee in the actual water... I always aim for the side of the bowl so it doesnt make a loud noise.


User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2655 times:

Would you rathe I spit on the floor-maybe on your shoe?  Big grin

User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2648 times:

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 6):
I always aim for the side of the bowl so it doesnt make a loud noise.

You are a toilet!!!


Yeah, the only thing that is somewhat puke inducing is the hocking a loogie part... listening to someone clear their sinuses and getting it into 'position and hold' territory is about as much fun as playing CVR tapes at a Christmas party....


User currently offlineAllstarflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2647 times:

Quoting LHMark (Thread starter):
It's oddly disgusting, and I want to know what causes this behavior. Any ideas?

Puuuhhhlleeaazzzzee. We're in the can, guy. At the airport or ballpark, where the urinals are close together, don't mind me if I fart all loud and nasty next to you.  duck 

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 6):
You are PISSING into this TOILET and complain about spitting into it? That's some bizarre logic.

Perhaps there should be a spit bowl next to/on top of the urinal.  Yeah sure

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 6):
I also NEVER pee in the actual water... I always aim for the side of the bowl so it doesnt make a loud noise.

Very cultivated of you.  scratchchin 

-R


User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2644 times:

Quoting LHMark (Thread starter):
Dudes Spitting

I think LHMark thinks only swallowing should be taking place in public restrooms.


User currently offlineACDC8 From Canada, joined Mar 2005, 7642 posts, RR: 36
Reply 11, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2639 times:

I thought we (men) always did that to check for the wind direction!


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User currently offlineDiamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 63
Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 2633 times:






Blank.
User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 2603 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 8):

You are a toilet!!!

Why did you call him a toilet?


User currently offlineAllstarflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 2599 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 8):
Yeah, the only thing that is somewhat puke inducing is the hocking a loogie part... listening to someone clear their sinuses and getting it into 'position and hold' territory is about as much fun as playing CVR tapes at a Christmas party....

And where else do we do it? Go into a stall where nobody can see us, but still hear us? You know how it is - sometimes those buggers are crammed up in the nostrils and a good snort and spit is just the trick. You gotta do whatcha gotta do, ya know?

-R


User currently offlineAlberchico From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 2911 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 2593 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 4):
Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 2):
Stop peeking when you are standing at the urinal.

 rotfl   rotfl 
 rotfl 

I would question you looking at other people in the first place.......  scratchchin 



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User currently offlineArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3611 posts, RR: 15
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 2591 times:

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 13):
Quoting TedTAce (Reply 8):

You are a toilet!!!

Why did you call him a toilet?

Because ArmitageShanks is the largest toilet maker in the world!!!


User currently offlineLFutia From Netherlands, joined Dec 2002, 3335 posts, RR: 27
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 2587 times:
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i tend to do a loogie and/or spit in the in the urinal before and/or after i piss

[Edited 2005-08-10 05:55:21]


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User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 2573 times:

Seriously though I do know what you are talking about.. I suspected it was something I had missed in man school (I missed a lot). I thought it might have potentially been something to aim at while peeing.

User currently offlineMaverickM11 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 17360 posts, RR: 46
Reply 19, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 2553 times:

Quoting LHMark (Thread starter):
It's oddly disgusting, and I want to know what causes this behavior. Any ideas?

Spitting is a big pet peeve of mine. Absolutely hate it....no need for it unless you just swallowed something....ummm...you shouldn't have.



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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 2546 times:

Quoting MaverickM11 (Reply 20):
you just swallowed something....ummm...you shouldn't have.

{Schoolyard taunting tone}
MAVERICK IS GAY
MAVERICK IS GAY!!!!


User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 21, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 2504 times:

Spitting in the urinal has got to be better that spitting in the street, the bar or wherever. Sheeeesh, if you can't clear the system (pee, Spit, Fart, scratch your balls) in the bog, where the hell can you do it? LHMark, tone down your sensitivity and join the rest of the male population of the world!

Andy  old  - WheeeeeeeeeeekkkkkPtttooooooooiiiiiiiiiiii - BONG!!!!!!!!!!



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User currently offlineMalb777 From Australia, joined Jul 2004, 462 posts, RR: 1
Reply 22, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 2498 times:

Quoting ArmitageShanks (Reply 6):
I also NEVER pee in the actual water... I always aim for the side of the bowl so it doesnt make a loud noise.

I'm with you armitage, that has to be the most annoying sound there is , apart from some pig letting off a rumbling fart whilst standing next to you



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User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 2495 times:

With the firehose I have I need to shoot at the water or the splashback will make my pants legs damp.

User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 24, posted (8 years 11 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 2455 times:

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 24):
With the firehose I have I need to shoot at the water or the splashback will make my pants legs damp

Sounds like a bad case of wishful thinking there. Sure it isn't tweezers you use? Big grin

Andy  old 



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25 Post contains images British767 : What would be even more worrying was if a woman spat in a urinal
26 FlyingTexan : The sign as seen in the picture in Reply #12 Please Do Not Spit In The Urinal is intended for Cowboys who dip (or chew tobacco).
27 Post contains images ZKSUJ : I must admit I spit in the urinal too. But not big booger spit, or loogey. I'd rather spit in a urinal than a rubbish bin or the floor
28 1aMLA : its not so much the spitting its the shaking of it after that gets to me, urine flying all over the place. And dont you just hate it when it dribbles
29 Post contains images Skidmarks : Isn't that classed as masturbation? Andy
30 Post contains images Gary2880 :
31 ClassicLover : I don't see the need to spit at all... I find it really disgusting as a general rule. Nothing is worse than seeing floating spit leftover in a toilet
32 MaverickM11 : Duh. I still hate people that spit...it's a sign of real ignunce.
33 Logan22L : Mark: If they start spitting in YOUR urinal, then you've got a gripe.
34 Post contains images Allstarflyer : Stand next to me. What would a woman be doing next to a urinal? Then flush the toilet before using it. -R
35 Post contains images RobertNL070 : But have you ever seen floating spit left over in a toilet bowl or urinal? I mean its always flushed away, isn't it? I haven't. Unless its that reall
36 Senorcarnival : I hate the automatic flushing toilets/urinals. They keep flushing while you take a whiz. It's annoying! Anyone ever spit their chewing gum out into th
37 Post contains images Diamond : Actually, I did a quick search for "spit urinal" on Google and that is what came up. It happens to be from the "Wai-O-Tapu Thermal Wonderland" in New
38 British767 : Exactly!
39 BA757 : I have seen loads of women in the blokes toilets, mostly when they are drunk like, but they do go in! Anyway, I dare say most of us have been in the
40 MD-90 : No joke here. We went to the basketball game at Alabama (thankfully the women's game, not last season's disastrous men's game), and some of my female
41 Post contains images AsstChiefMark : Maybe they can alternate these with regular urinals. A real unisex loo!
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