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When The Thingy Is, Ermmm, Too Small :-)  
User currently offlineUTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 51
Posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 3264 times:

Hello all,

One of my very good female friends is in a (rather small) predicament;
she has been flirting around for a couple of days with a boy she's very fond of and vice versa.

The gentleman in question is indeed polite, well-educated, relatively smart and quite nice to women and he also fancies my friend quite a lot.

The only thing is that he is not very well endowed, which is quite facheux as she requires something of bigger dimensions.

Now she is at a loss about what to do, e.g :
a) Dump him as he obviously shall (...) not be able to pleasure her
b) Stay with him and occasionnaly get jumped by someone else
c) Settle for a couple of years of boring bedtime stories

Any advice for the fraulein ?

UTA   

Edit : Rhaa, typo.

[Edited 2005-08-16 08:28:04]


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75 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineFlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 3253 times:

Have him buy her a toy.

And extra batteries.


 Wink


User currently offlineAR1300 From Argentina, joined Feb 2005, 1740 posts, RR: 3
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 3247 times:

Wasn't that the size didn't matter??? C'mon UTA, just advise him from your own experiences! Big grin  Wink  duck 

Mike



They don't call us Continental for nothing.
User currently offlineAirways1 From United Kingdom, joined Jul 1999, 560 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 3240 times:

Shouldn't you have worked that out before tieing the knot?

User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 3228 times:

Quoting UTA_flyinghigh (Thread starter):
she requires something of bigger dimensions.

How would you know??? Did she complain to you?? Makes one believe that you,too...erm...well you know...  Wink

Oh and that crap about size not mattering ...*LOLOL*...that one urban legend was invented by a virtually dickless guy to make himself feel better...don't believe a word!!  Wink Big grin



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User currently offlineUSAFHummer From United States of America, joined May 2000, 10685 posts, RR: 53
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 3223 times:

Quoting Airways1 (Reply 5):
Shouldn't you have worked that out before tieing the knot?

*Paging KROC and the KO picture*

Greg



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User currently offlineUTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 51
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 3217 times:

Quoting FlyingTexan (Reply 1):
Have him buy her a toy.

And extra batteries.

She already owns such an occurrence and indeed she is running its batteries dry in the last days  Wink

Quoting Airways1 (Reply 5):
Shouldn't you have worked that out before tieing the knot?

LOL ! I'm happy to say I'm not in her bf's predicament  Silly

Quoting Andreas (Reply 6):
How would you know??? Did she complain to you??

She indeed spent about 3 hours last night complaining about it, thus I told her I would post a thread about the occurrence in the non-av forum (her guy couldn't care less about aircraft so it's higly unlikely he'll be reading this  Smile )

UTA  checkeredflag 



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User currently offlineLt-AWACS From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 3217 times:

learn to use your tongue real fast.... lol

Ciao, and Hook 'em Horns,
Capt-AWACS, Rome- Over 2000 years of indoor plumbing


User currently offlineBigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4076 posts, RR: 54
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 3197 times:

It's funny how you're so concerned about your female friend's boyfriend's penis size that you're looking for advice about it for her on an off-topic forum of an aviation website.

If this doesn't have shadiness written all over it, I don't know what does.

Therefore:




Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineSATX From United States of America, joined Apr 2005, 2840 posts, RR: 7
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 3176 times:

This is probably the first and last time I'll ever agree with BigPhilNYC, but there you go. This whole post sounds like pure bullshit. Maybe you fantasize about small things? I dunno. I can't figure you out. Maybe some other poster knows why you bring this stuff up.


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User currently offlineKyleLosAngeles From United States of America, joined Nov 2004, 214 posts, RR: 8
Reply 10, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 3180 times:

Quoting BigPhilNYC (Reply 10):
It's funny how you're so concerned about your female friend's boyfriend's penis size that you're looking for advice about it for her on an off-topic forum of an aviation website.

If this doesn't have shadiness written all over it, I don't know what does.

Phil, Take your left hand off your muscle magazine and your right hand off your own d**k, and take a look at UTA's wedding pictures just posted yesterday.

What's really 'funny' is how you've been trolling around the non-av forum for the last couple of weeks with constant negative comments and pissing on every thread you touch.

Those testosterone patches are to be used according to directioins, or they'll lead to serious attitude problems. And I mean that in the nicest possible way.



Happy 2006
User currently offlineBigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4076 posts, RR: 54
Reply 11, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 3149 times:

Wow, I'm surprised it took this long for someone to cry.

No one should be taking me so seriously. I mean no offense to UTA.

Kyle, you call it trolling, because no on else in here makes cracks on other people *cough*. Except I enjoy pictures and maybe am a little more blunt.

If you can't realize that and take a joke, then I really don't care, that's your problem.

In addition, I think for every joke post I make, I actually contribute by posting other opinion threads and topics that create fun and educational conversation. The ab thread (which you also posted advice in), the tolerance one, and other debate topics.

I don't know where I got this reputation for reading muscle mags, but that's really cute. You're the one that "directs a fitness corporation". You're accusing me of having the testosterone-induced attitude problem, but look who's the one displaying roid rage in the form of a conniption fit.

Feel free to learn something about me before trying to make a dig. It helps make it funnier. I'm an open book, all you have to do is ask.  

I'd make a joke about why Kyle is taking it so seriously and imply that he is the man in question, but I fear his head might explode or he'll drive off a cliff.

Kyle, I'll be in LA in October. You should come out to spot with my buddies if you want. Unless you want to dwell and get upset over message board posts. Up to you. I'll also need a workout partner for my visit. We can swap juice. :-p

With my right hand on my d**k,

-Phil

[Edited 2005-08-16 10:00:58]


Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineKyleLosAngeles From United States of America, joined Nov 2004, 214 posts, RR: 8
Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 3137 times:

Quoting BigPhilNYC (Reply 11):
Kyle, I'll be in LA in October. You should come out to spot with my buddies if you want. Unless you want to dwell and get upset over message board posts. Up to you. I'll also need a workout partner for my visit. We can swap juice. :-p

With my right hand on my d**k,

Yeah.

Marking that on my calendar right now.

Have your people call my people.  Smile



Happy 2006
User currently offlineFlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4604 posts, RR: 56
Reply 13, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 3140 times:

Quoting BigPhilNYC (Reply 11):
We can swap juice. :-p

With my right hand on my d**k,

 eyepopping 

Edit before anyone sees this Big grin  Wink



Not drinking, also isn't a solution!
User currently offlineBigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4076 posts, RR: 54
Reply 14, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 3131 times:

I'll make sure I tkae my hand off of it before we "swap juice". HAHAHAHAH

I walked right into that one. lol



Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineUTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 51
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 3120 times:

Wow, this didn't take long to turn into a flamefest  Silly (welcome back to a.net, I guess)

Question is, what's wrong of being genuinely concerned with some of your female friend's worries ?

If I REALLY had a size problem, would I discuss it on a forum where 80% of posters have yet to touch a woman ?  Yeah sure

UTA  checkeredflag 



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User currently offlineBigPhilNYC From United States of America, joined Jan 2002, 4076 posts, RR: 54
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 3115 times:

Having a small penis is like being a fat chick....you make up for it by being funny or something.

Or buying your girl gifts.

Or claiming to have a good tongue or fingers.

Or by claiming "It's the motion of the ocean" (and try to keep a straight face).

Either way, most girls in that situation are going to cheat. Girls need to be pleased like anyone and if someone can't deliver, doyou realy think she'll be able to go the rest of her life without a good deep d**king?



Phil Derner Jr.
User currently offlineAloha717200 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 4474 posts, RR: 15
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 16 hours ago) and read 3100 times:

From what I have heard (keep in mind i have no experience with sex), what you lack in endowment can be made up for in technique.

What your friend needs to do is politely, and carefully, tell her partner that she isnt satisfied and then HELP him by COMMUNICATING with him on how to pleasure her better.

If he's willing to make an effort to be better at it then i think her problem can be overcome. But without communication it wont get any better. Instead of talking to you, she needs to talk to him. And be gentle about it. There is nothing a man can do to change the size of his member...you've got what you're given, and it wouldnt be fair of her to leave him for that reason alone if he's willing to try harder to make their sex a bit better.


Again, this comes ONLY from what i have heard, not personal experience, so take it with a grain of salt.


User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12382 posts, RR: 47
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 11 hours ago) and read 3063 times:
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Being the wrong size can be a problem. My wife wishes I was smaller.  liar 


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User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 19, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 10 hours ago) and read 3045 times:

Not that this expression applies to me, but I believe the saying goes:

Its not the size of your pencil, its how you write your name that matters....



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineJaysit From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 3009 times:

Sorry, but when they said "good things come in small packages," they didn't mean dick. That was Tiffany's and they were referring to diamonds.

I say "Dump Him !"


User currently offlineMD-90 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 8502 posts, RR: 12
Reply 21, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 9 hours ago) and read 2997 times:

Jeez, both Jaysit and the girl are pretty freaking shallow. Why is she having sex before marriage anyway? And choosing a man just because he's more well-endowed than another?

Sad...

Tell her to buy a dildo if it's that important to her.


User currently offlineAn-225 From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 3950 posts, RR: 41
Reply 22, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 2959 times:

Quoting MD-90 (Reply 21):
Why is she having sex before marriage anyway?

Because not everyone subscribes to your pathetic 16th century ideology...

Alex.



Money does not bring you happiness. But it's better to cry in your own private limo than on a cold bus stop.
User currently offlineBhmbaglock From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5
Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 2967 times:

Quoting Lt-AWACS (Reply 7):
learn to use your tongue real fast.... lol

Lick the alphabet!



Where are all of my respected members going?
User currently offlineSenorcarnival From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 8 hours ago) and read 2948 times:

Quoting UTA_flyinghigh (Reply 6):

She already owns such an occurrence and indeed she is running its batteries dry in the last days

Then perhaps she needs rechargeable ones. It'll save her a bundle. If she's unsure about being with someone due to penal size, then she obviously has no business with this gentleman. She needs to end it, but keep in mind this gentleman will need years of therapy if she tells him the real reason why she can't see him any longer. Then again, he may already be used to it. Don't they make plastic surgery for that these days?

[Edited 2005-08-16 18:35:43]

25 Post contains images BigPhilNYC : That's what people with 4 inchers say. HAHAHAHAHAHA Because it's not 1612 anymore. Here, you forgot your butter churn.
26 Post contains images UTA_flyinghigh : Following your (and my) sound advice it appears the lady shall (...) promptly ditch the fool Errrm, his previous gf dumped him for that...methinks he
27 NIKV69 : Please, every good female friend of mine says that's BS, they want inches! You got that right! She should dump this guy. She is just going to cheat o
28 ClassicLover : R O F L !! Anyway, I dated someone with a small penis. He was the best sex I ever had, because he more than made up for it in other ways. He'd do any
29 Erikwilliam : A few points to be considered: 1- If it´s as small as you say, then suggest plastic surgery 2- Considering it´s small but within the normal size, se
30 Post contains images Sebolino : LOL. I can't believe it ! Translation: I'm just married and my wife thinks the honeymoon is not so sweet with my very little hum hum you know what ..
31 Post contains images LH423 : Sounds like you're well-versed in the excuses. Personal experience? LH423
32 Post contains images XJRamper : Yeah.....but it takes a long time to get from NYC to Europe in a rowboat, phil. XJR
33 Post contains images 777DadandJr : The only thing is that he is not very well endowed, which is quite facheux as she requires something of bigger dimensions. Maybe he's not as small as
34 KiwiNanday : Where did I see that on TV? The roast of Pam Anderson?
35 Post contains images Erikwilliam : WOHO
36 FlyVirgin744 : Stewie: Yeah God gave me the package, I signed for it. Really though, my roomate Nicole who is somewhat of a ho, has had sex with around 20 guys proba
37 Post contains images Newark777 : You know, like throwing a banana down a hallway! Haha, I love the analogy! Harry
38 Post contains images Jaysit : Thanks to you we now know that dildos are officially sanctioned by the Church.
39 Iakobos : Correct, but only approved models and only if they have been christened prior to usage. Did anyone (in need) try one of those miracle-treatments prom
40 NIKV69 : Tru, but they still need to be at least average or above in length for that to matter.
41 B744F : It seems like this is all that matters to her, very sad.
42 Bhmbaglock : No, tried to watch for a long 5 minutes one time. I think I first heard this over 20 years ago - don't remember where.
43 MD-90 : I was kidding. Try going to a Southern Baptist church and casually mentioning to the little old ladies that your wife uses a dildo when she feels lik
44 Omoo : tell her to buy a penis pump !
45 Aerobalance : Just send her Superfly's way! Damn kids....
46 LTBEWR : Maybe the lady could have some surgery to have her love portal made smaller/tighter.... Unless this guy has a good tounge or a fat wallet, he may be o
47 Post contains links Omoo : She can visit here for more info........ http://www.libertywomenshealth.com/9.html[Edited 2005-08-18 18:47:29][Edited 2005-08-18 18:47:57]
48 Saxdiva : Hopefully the dishes or the cooking, because you sure as hell wouldn't be ****ing her.
49 Erikwilliam : I´m confused now, is this jealously or simple frustration?
50 Saxdiva : Neither... I'm just pointing out your limitations.
51 Erikwilliam : and from the top off your aged experience you´d know them all, right?
52 Saxdiva : Dude, YOU'RE the one who said you were poorly-endowed. If UTA's friend wants a Hummer and you're more of a Yugo, I think it's a safe bet you won't be
53 Jaysit : Yeah. By the big dildo hidden in her handbag. And God intended that great sex need not. That's why God invented horniness.
54 MD-90 : People used to get married when their bodies were at their peak sexual levels, such as 16 for women and 18 for men. That took care of that problem. No
55 Jaysit : So now its the States fault for drunken frat boys? Btw, I knew lots of 21 year olds who got smashed in college on a Thursday night, got laid on a Fri
56 An-225 : Alright, let's all marry at 16 and have about 4-5 kids by the time we're 21... Wonderful idea. I'd rather have 21-year olds get smashed and get laid i
57 BaylorAirBear : Nope. Neither sex peaks that early. Women peak as late as their mid-thirties. BaylorAirBear
58 Aloha717200 : What's wrong with waiting till marriage to have sex? It's just personal preference or one's morals.....it's the decision I made so i don't see why ev
59 Post contains images N1120A : and great sex shall not Third junior year at 21 huh? That is pretty impressive, considering you are normally in your first junior year at 21
60 Logan22L : 'Nuff said. I'm more or less an average guy when it comes to the ole wedding tackle, but regardless, most of the time I make a meal of it. More fun t
61 Post contains images Aloha717200 : To me that's just shallow as hell. I mean perhaps some people only care about how great the sex is but what about the relationship to the person's mi
62 MD-90 : You're right, sort of. Most women are ready to have children by 16, biologically (which is what I was referring to), and I believe that testosterone
63 Ihadapheo : Uhh errrr... I wa.... You kn.... Did I ju.. hmm ahhh Dare I say it ?? Zippy Faints Mega Mr. Happys for rent, low footage, free batteries. Instruction
64 AGM114L : So I guess what they say about the Irish is true. For those of you who care mine hangs 3 1/2 inches.....from the floor.
65 Post contains images Ihadapheo : I guess the fact that you wear jeans with a 32" waist and a 5" legs tells the tale... IHAP
66 BaylorAirBear : No one is saying marriage is just about sex. We are saying that sex is about size. If sex sucks because you have a little dick, then that component o
67 AGM114L : I see you found my daisy dukes. Please send them back.
68 An-225 : Ok, since when is sex exclusively about having children? From what I understand, a woman just wants to have a little fun, not start a family. Seriousl
69 N1120A : You are indeed showing your lack of knowledge on the subject here. RU-486 is not taken the day after you are put at risk for pregnancy (sex without b
70 Aloha717200 : By the time you settle down and get married sex will be little more than recreation.....when having waited and learned it all with the one person you
71 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Have you been peeping through my blinds? BaylorAirBear
72 Kmh1956 : Ah, but what a trip it could be if the young man in question can learn how to row a dinghy...... (trust me.....if you have an expert, size make NO di
73 Kaddyuk : Always remember, its not the size of the waves its the motion in the ocean that matters... I've had many a "Bucket F*ck" girls, they never seemed to c
74 Waterpolodan : In my opinion, what you're missing is that it is indeed possible for a person to have sex for the sake of pleasure before marriage, and still be able
75 Post contains images Aloha717200 : Well, I can only speak for myself and the way that I, personally, would feel about it. Some would probably agree with you, and I see where you are com
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