Come to think of it, imagine the savings in Pentagon toys that you could realize, by having a Commander In Chief who could, with great menace, stare, unblinking, into the eyes of an enemy, they'd shit themselves!
Had an 'actor' President before, OK, he played straight man to a chimp, but with Walken you'd have an actor who could.....well, really act.
Fed up at seeing Bush with that cocky walking gait of his, knowing he can barely walk and talk in any depth at the same time?
Well Walken could dance on and off Air Force One! Spike Jonze could do his election campaign videos!
Hell, if there is actually even half serious talk of changing the constitution (ssshhh, don't tell the NRA, they're paranoid enough anyway), to allow the foreign born 'Governator' Arnie to run, why not a better actor, who can articulate properly (unlike Bush, unlike Arnie), who was actually born in the USA?
(Cue Springsteen song).
Walken would be a true 'Washington Outsider', he'd cut government costs by doing much of the White House cooking himself!
He's rich, but he earned it, unlike the born into wealth incumbent.
Banco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 55 Reply 1, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1739 times:
Be great for us Brits too, in that James Bond has already beaten him once, and we could threaten to send him back over unless he did what we wanted him to.
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 71 Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1726 times:
Great idea! He has a certain Kennedy-like quality. (Ted) Kennedy killed Mary Jo Kopechne, Walken played a role in the death of Natalie Wood. He comes pre-scandaled!
His curriculum vitae is a bit of a black hole, and his resume seems to be limited to dancing and pretending to be someone else, but I think he has the makings of a great "leader of the free world."
I also notice that he doesn't push drug testing for elected officials.
Should carry Hollywood.
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11433 posts, RR: 81 Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1721 times:
He has already come out to say this is completely false, and it seems to be either a prank or a wild nightmare.
He'd make a fairly lousy president, but he does tapdance ok.
SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 71 Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1719 times:
DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11433 posts, RR: 81 Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 1715 times:
True....so true..
He is also one of the most impersonated actors out there.
Cfalk From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 1699 times:
I'll support him for prez only if he agrees to wear those sharpened teeth he had on in Sleepy Hollow every time he has to give a speech or meet with foreign diplomats.
Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7336 posts, RR: 52 Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 1670 times:
Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51 Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1638 times:
I changed my sig after finding out about the site the other day. Even if it is a hoax, it's a pretty damn clever thing! Even if he isn't running, he'd probably be a better choice than what the Dems and the GOP have in store for us in '08.
DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11433 posts, RR: 81 Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 4 days 1 hour ago) and read 1638 times:
I'll bet he'd be more interesting than anyone whos running.
Drgreen757 From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 155 posts, RR: 0 Reply 13, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 1579 times:
Quoting Superfly (Reply 7): Great!
Just what Washington needs; more cowbell.
They've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell.
ME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13874 posts, RR: 28 Reply 18, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 23 hours ago) and read 1485 times:
Quoting Boeing Nut (Reply 15): Frankenstien never scared me.............
first of all it is FrankenstEIn (NOT ...stien). and then whenever Frankenstein did NOT scare you, possibly your acting president DID ?
Quoting StevenUhl777 (Reply 16): a great actor, no doubt about it. But a politician?
well, in 1980, your nation elected a great actor, and many people in your country were (and still are) heavily impressed by his act . It is simple, old actors can talk nonsense in a convincing way !
Boeing Nut From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 19, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 1448 times:
Quoting ME AVN FAN (Reply 18): first of all it is FrankenstEIn (NOT ...stien). and then whenever Frankenstein did NOT scare you, possibly your acting president DID ?
This is an inside joke to anyone in the US that listens to the Bob and Tom radio show.
Oh, and forgive me for offending you by not using the spell check. I didn't realize Jesus Christ was proof reading these posts.
And for the record, yes, my acting president does scare me.
Ihadapheo From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 6026 posts, RR: 59 Reply 20, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 1425 times:
Cowbells will be tax deductible
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51 Reply 21, posted (7 years 9 months 1 week 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1410 times:
Quoting Slider (Reply 17): .you know who does the best one IMHO? Kevin Pollack, the actor and comedian. Classic stuff.
He does it in The Aristocrats and while trying to tell the joke as Christopher Walken, he keeps cracking himself up. It's a pretty damn good impersonation; Jay Mohr's is pretty good as well, like in that one Simpsons episode when they go to the book fair and Walken (voiced by Mohr) is reading "Goodnight Moon" to the little kids (Goodnight room. Goodnight Moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon." Please, children, scootch closer. Don't make me tell you *again* about the scootching. You in the red, chop-chop.)
ÿou did NOT offend me, whenever I know that US-Americans often feel molested by British-English texts like "we went by the motorway to our flat, and went through the mews with the many colours to the tube" .
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