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England: The "Piano Man" Is At Home Again  
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Posted (9 years 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 2012 times:

Remember that mysterious story about that blond guy in the wet suit that was found at a beach? Who didn't speak a word, but instead drew a piano and was said to play that instrument like a pro?

Well, here's the truth: He's German (  ), 20 years old, doesn't know shit about playing the piano (he kept playing ONE SINGLE NOTE!) and it wasn't even attempted invasion of England either: He travelled there by conventinal means, tried to commit suicide, but failed and swam back to the shore where he was found and brought to a hospital, and he decided to keep his mouth shut for about 4.5 months.

According to Spiegel-Online he flew home today...   

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/4172662.stm


btw: According to German sources he's a homosexual Bavarian...probably a Bayern fan, too, sounds like...  Wink Big grin

[Edited 2005-08-22 15:29:08]


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User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 35
Reply 1, posted (9 years 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 1993 times:

What an anticlimax!

User currently offlineRyanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3221 posts, RR: 16
Reply 2, posted (9 years 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 1991 times:

According to the article he just played one note repeatedly. In this case I am amazed that British officials didn't recognise that the guy was an expert German dance music maestro. Would have saved a load of time and money......  Wink


I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 3, posted (9 years 1 week 11 hours ago) and read 1984 times:

Quoting Andreas (Thread starter):
he kept playing ONE SINGLE NOTE!



Quoting Ryanb741 (Reply 2):
he just played one note repeatedly

It does tell us something about English music expertise, though  Wink Big grin



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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24927 posts, RR: 56
Reply 4, posted (9 years 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 1977 times:

Dodgy German geezers. I always thought it was MD11Engineer  Wink


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 1971 times:

Yes, this is friggin hilarious, I heard the story in the radio today. I am courious if the hospital will send him an invoice for all the medical examinations and for the food he got there.

Quoting Andreas (Thread starter):
probably a Bayern fan, too, sounds like...

As a Stuttgart fan you should be quiet after the game against TSG Hoffenheim yesterday, Stuttgart can be glad that they didn't have to play against a team from the 2nd Bundesliga, then they had probably lost by 5:0 or so. Big grin

Patrick


User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 1958 times:

Imagine losing your memory for months, then finding out you're German.

 Sad


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 7, posted (9 years 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 1955 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):
As a Stuttgart fan you should be quiet after the game against TSG Hoffenheim yesterday

Why? At least I didn't post that my team will win 16-0, like certain Munich fans did last week (and Neuruppin is 5th division, Hoffenheim 3rd)....eat your hearts out, boys  Wink Big grin

And after all, the guy IS BAVARIAN!! He even looks like the older brother of Schweini  Smile

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5):
if the hospital will send him an invoice for all the medical examinations and for the food he got there

Nah, he gave them heartwarming concerts  rotfl 



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User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 8, posted (9 years 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 1951 times:

Quoting 777236ER (Reply 6):
Imagine losing your memory for months, then finding out you're German

Imagine listening to concerts of utmost brilliance for months, then finding out he played but one note repeatedly.  Wink



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User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 1941 times:

Quoting Andreas (Reply 8):
Imagine listening to concerts of utmost brilliance for months, then finding out he played but one note repeatedly.

He was in Kent, remember. That's practically mainland Europe anyway, and goes someway to explain the intelligence (or lack) of the doctors in determining the difference between a concerto and a single note.


User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 1939 times:

Quoting Andreas (Reply 7):
Why? At least I didn't post that my team will win 16-0, like certain Munich fans did last week (and Neuruppin is 5th division, Hoffenheim 3rd)....

Well, I agree that I was also a bit disapointed from Bayern, even Bochum made a better game with a higher result.

Quoting Andreas (Reply 7):
Nah, he gave them heartwarming concerts



Patrick


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 11, posted (9 years 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 1931 times:

Quoting 777236ER (Reply 9):
That's practically mainland Europe anyway,

Ok, I'll buy that...to be even more precise, it's practically France, clearly indicating the kinship of England and France. I seem to remember Banco lives there....now why doesn't that surprise me...?



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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24927 posts, RR: 56
Reply 12, posted (9 years 1 week 10 hours ago) and read 1914 times:

Quoting Andreas (Reply 11):
Ok, I'll buy that...to be even more precise, it's practically France, clearly indicating the kinship of England and France. I seem to remember Banco lives there....now why doesn't that surprise me...?

I believe he does. And you know how much Banco loves the French  Wink



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 1911 times:

Quoting Andreas (Reply 11):
it's practically France, clearly indicating the kinship of England and France.

You have to remember that to us up norf, Birmingham is practically France. Kent might as well be South Africa.

As for the meistro German, record contract within a month, methinks.


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 14, posted (9 years 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 1897 times:

Quoting 777236ER (Reply 13):
You have to remember that to us up norf, Birmingham is practically France. Kent might as well be South Africa.

So in other words, England, or rather the "English", do not exist at all. The upper half is in fact Scottish, the lower half is French...well, that explains a lot...

Quoting 777236ER (Reply 13):
As for the meistro German, record contract within a month, methinks.

Absolutely, that's a clean number one hit album in the making:

"The Bavarian One-note-Schuhplattler" in 12 exciting remixes! The Scots will love it!!



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User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 1892 times:

Quoting 777236ER (Reply 13):
As for the meistro German, record contract within a month, methinks.

I also think that he will appear in at least five talk shows within the next few days.

Patrick


User currently offline777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (9 years 1 week 9 hours ago) and read 1885 times:

Quoting Andreas (Reply 14):
"The Bavarian One-note-Schuhplattler" in 12 exciting remixes! The Scots will love it!!

It'll easily top the charts, perhaps the Crazy Frog will do a lovely remix.


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 17, posted (9 years 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 1865 times:

Quoting 777236ER (Reply 16):
It'll easily top the charts, perhaps the Crazy Frog will do a lovely remix.

Yep, the crazy Frog, idol of the Chavs...and maybe another one by the crazy sheep, that'll make Kirkie go crazy (even more than he is anyway).

oh and since the guy is Bavarian...a Bayern Munich remix and one for the Pope (expert in one-note music anyway)...that's mandatory!!



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User currently offlineMD11Engineer From Germany, joined Oct 2003, 13996 posts, RR: 62
Reply 18, posted (9 years 1 week 8 hours ago) and read 1857 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 4):
Dodgy German geezers. I always thought it was MD11Engineer Wink

Nay, I don't play the piano, I play the banjo!



Jan Big grin


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 19, posted (9 years 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1785 times:

And the latest news:

1. He attempted suicide because he lost his job in Paris

2. After being led to a piano, he played for 2 hours.

So why didn't he kill himself by jumping from the Tour Eiffel??

And he played ONE NOTE for 2 hours and those idiots thought he's good???

I'm tempted to believe that people from Kent indeed do have shortcomings in the brain department.  Wink Big grin



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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24927 posts, RR: 56
Reply 20, posted (9 years 6 days 15 hours ago) and read 1778 times:

Christ Jan, you look like a cross between Charlie Chaplin and Adolf Hitler  Wow!


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