Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Posted (7 years 9 months 14 hours ago) and read 1388 times:
Remember that mysterious story about that blond guy in the wet suit that was found at a beach? Who didn't speak a word, but instead drew a piano and was said to play that instrument like a pro?
Well, here's the truth: He's German ( ), 20 years old, doesn't know shit about playing the piano (he kept playing ONE SINGLE NOTE!) and it wasn't even attempted invasion of England either: He travelled there by conventinal means, tried to commit suicide, but failed and swam back to the shore where he was found and brought to a hospital, and he decided to keep his mouth shut for about 4.5 months.
Ryanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3219 posts, RR: 17 Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 14 hours ago) and read 1367 times:
According to the article he just played one note repeatedly. In this case I am amazed that British officials didn't recognise that the guy was an expert German dance music maestro. Would have saved a load of time and money......
I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
As a Stuttgart fan you should be quiet after the game against TSG Hoffenheim yesterday, Stuttgart can be glad that they didn't have to play against a team from the 2nd Bundesliga, then they had probably lost by 5:0 or so.
777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 13 hours ago) and read 1317 times:
Quoting Andreas (Reply 8): Imagine listening to concerts of utmost brilliance for months, then finding out he played but one note repeatedly.
He was in Kent, remember. That's practically mainland Europe anyway, and goes someway to explain the intelligence (or lack) of the doctors in determining the difference between a concerto and a single note.
Gkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 59 Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 13 hours ago) and read 1290 times:
Quoting Andreas (Reply 11): Ok, I'll buy that...to be even more precise, it's practically France, clearly indicating the kinship of England and France. I seem to remember Banco lives there....now why doesn't that surprise me...?
I believe he does. And you know how much Banco loves the French
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!