Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Posted (7 years 9 months 14 hours ago) and read 1388 times:
Remember that mysterious story about that blond guy in the wet suit that was found at a beach? Who didn't speak a word, but instead drew a piano and was said to play that instrument like a pro?
Well, here's the truth: He's German ( ), 20 years old, doesn't know shit about playing the piano (he kept playing ONE SINGLE NOTE!) and it wasn't even attempted invasion of England either: He travelled there by conventinal means, tried to commit suicide, but failed and swam back to the shore where he was found and brought to a hospital, and he decided to keep his mouth shut for about 4.5 months.
Ryanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3219 posts, RR: 17 Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 14 hours ago) and read 1367 times:
According to the article he just played one note repeatedly. In this case I am amazed that British officials didn't recognise that the guy was an expert German dance music maestro. Would have saved a load of time and money......
I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
Sabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 5, posted (7 years 9 months 13 hours ago) and read 1347 times:
Yes, this is friggin hilarious, I heard the story in the radio today. I am courious if the hospital will send him an invoice for all the medical examinations and for the food he got there.
As a Stuttgart fan you should be quiet after the game against TSG Hoffenheim yesterday, Stuttgart can be glad that they didn't have to play against a team from the 2nd Bundesliga, then they had probably lost by 5:0 or so.
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 13 hours ago) and read 1331 times:
Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5): As a Stuttgart fan you should be quiet after the game against TSG Hoffenheim yesterday
Why? At least I didn't post that my team will win 16-0, like certain Munich fans did last week (and Neuruppin is 5th division, Hoffenheim 3rd)....eat your hearts out, boys
And after all, the guy IS BAVARIAN!! He even looks like the older brother of Schweini
Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 5): if the hospital will send him an invoice for all the medical examinations and for the food he got there
777236ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 9, posted (7 years 9 months 13 hours ago) and read 1317 times:
Quoting Andreas (Reply 8): Imagine listening to concerts of utmost brilliance for months, then finding out he played but one note repeatedly.
He was in Kent, remember. That's practically mainland Europe anyway, and goes someway to explain the intelligence (or lack) of the doctors in determining the difference between a concerto and a single note.
Sabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 10, posted (7 years 9 months 13 hours ago) and read 1315 times:
Quoting Andreas (Reply 7): Why? At least I didn't post that my team will win 16-0, like certain Munich fans did last week (and Neuruppin is 5th division, Hoffenheim 3rd)....
Well, I agree that I was also a bit disapointed from Bayern, even Bochum made a better game with a higher result.
Quoting Andreas (Reply 7): Nah, he gave them heartwarming concerts
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 13 hours ago) and read 1307 times:
Quoting 777236ER (Reply 9): That's practically mainland Europe anyway,
Ok, I'll buy that...to be even more precise, it's practically France, clearly indicating the kinship of England and France. I seem to remember Banco lives there....now why doesn't that surprise me...?
Gkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 59 Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 13 hours ago) and read 1290 times:
Quoting Andreas (Reply 11): Ok, I'll buy that...to be even more precise, it's practically France, clearly indicating the kinship of England and France. I seem to remember Banco lives there....now why doesn't that surprise me...?
I believe he does. And you know how much Banco loves the French
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
Andreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 34 Reply 14, posted (7 years 9 months 12 hours ago) and read 1273 times:
Quoting 777236ER (Reply 13): You have to remember that to us up norf, Birmingham is practically France. Kent might as well be South Africa.
So in other words, England, or rather the "English", do not exist at all. The upper half is in fact Scottish, the lower half is French...well, that explains a lot...
Quoting 777236ER (Reply 13): As for the meistro German, record contract within a month, methinks.
Absolutely, that's a clean number one hit album in the making:
"The Bavarian One-note-Schuhplattler" in 12 exciting remixes! The Scots will love it!!
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), 20 years old, doesn't know shit about playing the piano (he kept playing ONE SINGLE NOTE!) and it wasn't even attempted invasion of England either: He travelled there by conventinal means, tried to commit suicide, but failed and swam back to the shore where he was found and brought to a hospital, and he decided to keep his mouth shut for about 4.5 months.
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