Logan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 2, posted (7 years 9 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 857 times:
I know Kirkie is recently off a banning spree, so maybe he's laying low. Or, maybe he said something about the government again.
As for the South African frog (you know, short, fat and riddled with syphilis), he's been swamped at work, and told me that he occasionally comes on in the evenings, but I haven't seen much from him. I do miss the Kirkie, Pe@rson, Banco, JGPH1A circus. Perhaps you and I are the only ones.
Cornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 56 Reply 3, posted (7 years 9 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 832 times:
JGP is either on holiday or its becasue he is working on some major new project when last I spoke to him. Mind you, he was in a state of shock over the thought of doing work and having to cut short his eight hour long lunch breaks, so perhaps he's in hospital having suffered a nervous breakdown or malnutrition
Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18838 posts, RR: 54 Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 828 times:
Quoting Logan22L (Reply 2): short, fat and riddled with syphilis
As opposed to thin and beautiful and...
I hear JPG, the good man, fell on a banana skin, twisted his ankle, then span around in confusion and uncertainty and fell head first down 202 steps. I didn't mean to leave it at the top of the steps knowing full well that he would pass by 5 minutes later.
[Edited 2005-08-23 16:17:06]
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
Wunala From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 939 posts, RR: 0 Reply 6, posted (7 years 9 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 812 times:
I knew Gkirk was banned again, but when he comes back, he is usually pent up, with months of anger to get rid of. This time he is quite. Maybe he is in love?
JGP busy at work, is as believable as UTA_flyinghigh being busy. Those 2 seem to spend the entire European working day (and honeymoon) on here.
Gordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 1995 posts, RR: 24 Reply 7, posted (7 years 9 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 801 times:
Quoting Wunala (Reply 6): JGP busy at work, is as believable as UTA_flyinghigh being busy. Those 2 seem to spend the entire European working day (and honeymoon) on here.
To be fair, those of us who work in IT tend to have a lot of spare time on our hands. Our job is usually to keep things running smoothly, and if they are then we basically have not a lot to do. We only get busy when things start going wrong. /* Wonders if anyone ever actually believes that excuse */
Quoting Wunala (Reply 6): I knew Gkirk was banned again, but when he comes back, he is usually pent up, with months of anger to get rid of. This time he is quite. Maybe he is in love?
I very much doubt kirkie is in love! He may well be enjoying the pleasure of female company, but no self-respecting scotsman is going to let love get in the way of drinking!
Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
Iakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3304 posts, RR: 38 Reply 11, posted (7 years 9 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 786 times:
May be it is just an unsubstantiated rumour, but it has been often reported that JGPH1A is under contract with Mac Do for the duration of the European summer holidays, as a promoter for their new line of products (some reports spoke about him being a testbed).
Wunala From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 939 posts, RR: 0 Reply 12, posted (7 years 9 months 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 782 times:
Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 7): To be fair, those of us who work in IT tend to have a lot of spare time on our hands
Yeah, I was a God at solitaire. Could practically predict the next card. Was I gutted when I couldn't deal a deck in one go and under a minute.
So, no I don't believe you, you should be solving my problems, before I know I have them. LOL.
Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 7): no self-respecting scotsman is going to let love get in the way of drinking!
And he is going to have sex how? He needs to get them drunk. (talking about Gkirk, not Scotsmen in general, I know you don't need proding, oo er missus)
Gordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 1995 posts, RR: 24 Reply 23, posted (7 years 9 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 719 times:
Quoting Cornish (Reply 19): Has you're petition to get WiFi Internet access in your local pub been successful yet then GKirk ?? Allow you to a.net and drink at the same time.....
I too have been campaigning for Wifi internet access in pubs, though not my local one as it has sadly burnt to the ground.
I do however have Wifi access in the building I work in, and there is a pub not to far from it - possibly even within wifi range! Unfortunately though the Wifi access point isn't configured properly, hasn't been since my predecessor set it up, and since I've only had two requests to set it up properly since I started yesterday I reckon I can let it drag out for a while yet .....................
Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
No, I heard that the strap on his feed bag broke, and he's been scouring Nice for a clean thong to tie it back on.
25 Carduelis: Sounds like he's enjoying some food in Dallas, as mentioned in a recent thread:- Things To Do Of An Evening In Dallas (by JGPH1A Aug 10 2005 in Non Av
26 Logan22L: Ah, yes, now I remember. Probably scoffing down a couple of these: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/TXAMAsteak.html
27 Gkirk: Makes sense. JGPH1A going to the home of Fat Foods, Fast Foods and Fat Bastards...gotta love the USA
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