Sponsor Message:
Non Aviation Forum
My Starred Topics | Profile | New Topic | Forum Index | Help | Search 
Where Is JGPH1A?  
User currently offlineWunala From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 950 posts, RR: 0
Posted (9 years 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1187 times:

I normally see Gkirk post something closely followed by JG, or vv.

Both are being very quite at the minute. Is it tax time? Is it the sunshine for the northern hemisphere summer? Or is it something else?

Come in JG, does anyone know where he is?

27 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 1, posted (9 years 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1177 times:

Kirkie was banned Wunala, but he's back. Jon is on holiday I think, or so someone in another thread mentioned.

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (9 years 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1174 times:

I know Kirkie is recently off a banning spree, so maybe he's laying low. Or, maybe he said something about the government again.

As for the South African frog (you know, short, fat and riddled with syphilis), he's been swamped at work, and told me that he occasionally comes on in the evenings, but I haven't seen much from him. I do miss the Kirkie, Pe@rson, Banco, JGPH1A circus. Perhaps you and I are the only ones.  Wink


User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 3, posted (9 years 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1149 times:

JGP is either on holiday or its becasue he is working on some major new project when last I spoke to him. Mind you, he was in a state of shock over the thought of doing work and having to cut short his eight hour long lunch breaks, so perhaps he's in hospital having suffered a nervous breakdown or malnutrition Big grin


Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently onlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19212 posts, RR: 52
Reply 4, posted (9 years 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1145 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 2):
short, fat and riddled with syphilis

As opposed to thin and beautiful and...

I hear JPG, the good man, fell on a banana skin, twisted his ankle, then span around in confusion and uncertainty and fell head first down 202 steps.   I didn't mean to leave it at the top of the steps knowing full well that he would pass by 5 minutes later.

[Edited 2005-08-23 16:17:06]


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1145 times:

Quoting Wunala (Thread starter):
Where Is JGPH1A?

JGPH1A is probably on holiday and GKirk is probably drunken as usual when he had one beer in the afternoon.  Wink

Patrick


User currently offlineWunala From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 950 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1129 times:

I knew Gkirk was banned again, but when he comes back, he is usually pent up, with months of anger to get rid of. This time he is quite. Maybe he is in love?

JGP busy at work, is as believable as UTA_flyinghigh being busy. Those 2 seem to spend the entire European working day (and honeymoon) on here.


User currently onlineGordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 2102 posts, RR: 21
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1118 times:

Quoting Wunala (Reply 6):
JGP busy at work, is as believable as UTA_flyinghigh being busy. Those 2 seem to spend the entire European working day (and honeymoon) on here.

To be fair, those of us who work in IT tend to have a lot of spare time on our hands. Our job is usually to keep things running smoothly, and if they are then we basically have not a lot to do. We only get busy when things start going wrong. /* Wonders if anyone ever actually believes that excuse */

Quoting Wunala (Reply 6):
I knew Gkirk was banned again, but when he comes back, he is usually pent up, with months of anger to get rid of. This time he is quite. Maybe he is in love?

I very much doubt kirkie is in love! He may well be enjoying the pleasure of female company, but no self-respecting scotsman is going to let love get in the way of drinking!



Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
User currently offlineRedDragon From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 1135 posts, RR: 6
Reply 8, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1114 times:

Hmmm. This forum has been lacking in pictures of bunnies and cats-in-bags for far too long. Now, where's ebaumsworld.....

User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 9, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1111 times:

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 7):
We only get busy when things start going wrong. /* Wonders if anyone ever actually believes that excuse */

Where I work that would mean you were running around like a blue-arsed fly for 23 hours a day! Big grin

Andy  old 



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineRedDragon From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 1135 posts, RR: 6
Reply 10, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1109 times:

.....Found it!



Oh, the fun!


User currently offlineIakobos From Belgium, joined Aug 2003, 3313 posts, RR: 35
Reply 11, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1103 times:

May be it is just an unsubstantiated rumour, but it has been often reported that JGPH1A is under contract with Mac Do for the duration of the European summer holidays, as a promoter for their new line of products (some reports spoke about him being a testbed).

User currently offlineWunala From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 950 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1099 times:

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 7):
To be fair, those of us who work in IT tend to have a lot of spare time on our hands

Yeah, I was a God at solitaire. Could practically predict the next card. Was I gutted when I couldn't deal a deck in one go and under a minute.
So, no I don't believe you, you should be solving my problems, before I know I have them. LOL.

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 7):
no self-respecting scotsman is going to let love get in the way of drinking!

And he is going to have sex how? He needs to get them drunk. (talking about Gkirk, not Scotsmen in general, I know you don't need proding, oo er missus)


User currently offlineMrniji From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1097 times:

I read in some newspaper that he has exploded. Reasons unknown

User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 14, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1092 times:

i think you'll find he is currently in jail. Arrested for having eaten ALL the pies....


Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 15, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1089 times:

He's not been gone that long. Haven't you all realised yet?

JGPH1A is eating.

He'll be back in a couple weeks.



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 16, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1086 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 15):
He's not been gone that long. Haven't you all realised yet?

JGPH1A is eating.

He'll be back in a couple weeks.

LOl. Ah Ha so he's still on lunch........

from last Tuesday Big grin



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineSkidmarks From UK - England, joined Dec 2004, 7121 posts, RR: 55
Reply 17, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1078 times:

Well, I think you are all horrible to the poor chap and you all deserve another saucer of sou milk!!!

You're just jealous of his svelte, sophisticated lifestyle.

Sorry? Yes nurse, I'll come back in now..............

Andy  old  Big grin



Growing old is compulsory, growing up is optional
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24927 posts, RR: 56
Reply 18, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1054 times:

JGPH1A is dead.  duck 
I've been in the Pub this afternoon, surely someone would have known that  Wink



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 19, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1051 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
I've been in the Pub this afternoon, surely someone would have known that

Has you're petition to get WiFi Internet access in your local pub been successful yet then GKirk ?? Allow you to a.net and drink at the same time.....



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 20, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1046 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
I've been in the Pub this afternoon, surely someone would have known that

All afternoon? Amazing. I wouldn't have thought half a lager shandy could last that long.



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 21, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1043 times:

Quoting Banco (Reply 20):
All afternoon? Amazing. I wouldn't have thought half a lager shandy could last that long.

It didn't - but he then fell asleep in the corner clutching his glass for the rest of the afternoon  Wink



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24927 posts, RR: 56
Reply 22, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1039 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 21):
It didn't - but he then fell asleep in the corner clutching his glass for the rest of the afternoon Wink

Now now, I don't take the piss out of you for spewing up after a glass of lemonade  Wink



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently onlineGordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 2102 posts, RR: 21
Reply 23, posted (9 years 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 1036 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 19):
Has you're petition to get WiFi Internet access in your local pub been successful yet then GKirk ?? Allow you to a.net and drink at the same time.....

I too have been campaigning for Wifi internet access in pubs, though not my local one as it has sadly burnt to the ground. Sad

I do however have Wifi access in the building I work in, and there is a pub not to far from it - possibly even within wifi range! Unfortunately though the Wifi access point isn't configured properly, hasn't been since my predecessor set it up, and since I've only had two requests to set it up properly since I started yesterday I reckon I can let it drag out for a while yet .....................  Smile



Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (9 years 6 days 9 hours ago) and read 1013 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 18):
JGPH1A is dead.

No, I heard that the strap on his feed bag broke, and he's been scouring Nice for a clean thong to tie it back on.


25 Post contains links Carduelis : Sounds like he's enjoying some food in Dallas, as mentioned in a recent thread:- Things To Do Of An Evening In Dallas (by JGPH1A Aug 10 2005 in Non Av
26 Post contains links and images Logan22L : Ah, yes, now I remember. Probably scoffing down a couple of these: http://www.roadsideamerica.com/attract/TXAMAsteak.html
27 Post contains images Gkirk : Makes sense. JGPH1A going to the home of Fat Foods, Fast Foods and Fat Bastards...gotta love the USA
Top Of Page
Forum Index

This topic is archived and can not be replied to any more.

Printer friendly format

Similar topics:More similar topics...
Where Is JGPH1A The Old Git? posted Fri Oct 21 2005 13:52:29 by Gkirk
Where Is JGPH1A? posted Tue Aug 23 2005 16:07:50 by Wunala
Where Is IHadAPheo? posted Fri Nov 10 2006 01:48:07 by WhyWhyZed
Where Has JGPH1A Gone? posted Mon Oct 30 2006 20:41:35 by DIJKKIJK
Where Is The Outrage Over The Daily News Leak? posted Sat Jul 8 2006 22:36:17 by Tbar220
Where Is This Brahms Piece? posted Mon May 1 2006 01:33:48 by Airwave
Where Is The Outrage Over Fuel Prices?! posted Sat Apr 22 2006 06:48:13 by Corey07850
Where Is A330323X? posted Wed Apr 19 2006 07:34:32 by Airlinespotter
Where Is Navy Seals Footprints Ad? posted Sat Apr 1 2006 05:53:30 by KDTWFlyer
Where Is Google Earth Centred? posted Sat Mar 11 2006 22:52:17 by Braybuddy