Backfire From Germany, joined Oct 2006, 0 posts, RR: 0 Posted (7 years 9 months 7 hours ago) and read 2137 times:
CNN Wannabe
OMG! It just happened! No details! I don’t know anything! More to come!
Freddie Mercury (Don’t stop me now…)
I was at Heathrow last week man that’s one big airport anyway I was in the check in line you know the crowded area at T3 there were so many people there I could hardly breath lol anyway the guy in front of me had way too much baggage god that really pisses me off…
Pedant, First Class
Actually I think you’ll find that the luggage-bin hinges in the -400 variant had 54% nickel in their bracket bolts, not 50% as you said last month.
Clever Dick
I mean, this guy, he was SO ignorant. Jeez…he was telling his two-year old kid that they were going on a Jumbo Jet that went ‘zoom’, so I felt it was my duty to inform him that it was actually a Boeing 777-236. And can you believe it, he got really arsey when I politely mentioned six times that I was an aviation expert and started telling his wife that he shouldn’t really be giving his kids duff information.
The Philosopher
Hey I just thought of something. Where would [insert bankrupt airline here] be today if it had been using [insert paper aircraft here] between [insert congested hub] and [insert war zone]? What do you think?
The Snowman
Guys, seen the new cool livery for Bosh Air? It’s so cool! Bosh Air is such a cool airline and I think they should buy A380s because they’d look so cool in those colours!
The McCarthy
I’d never fly on a Russian plane like a Tupoleshinov, they’re built in Russia and they glue the wings on with sealing wax and the engines aren’t maintained properly, and they’re just deathtraps, god-damn they even crash when they’re on the production line, fuck that.
The Webster
I rely hat it wen dum peple keap speling it Quantas. Its QANTAS!!!!!!
One-man Crash Investigation Committee
Well purely from shaky TV pictures of the burning wreckage and the complete absence of any official data it’s pretty obvious that they had a birdstrike and had to turn back and then the crew failed to set the flaps correctly because they were intoxicated. Anyway let’s not speculate.
Self-Polluter
Anyone seen this month’s Asian Sluts? Check out the photoshoot on page 47 – if I’m not mistaken that’s the new flat-bed in first class on Air Zonga’s A340-600s.
Redngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 51 Reply 1, posted (7 years 9 months 7 hours ago) and read 2114 times:
How about
Talkative Passenger
I'm just along for the ride, I don't have a pilot's license, but I know a lot about flying... Hey, that was a smooth climb, are you going on vacation? Kewl. Tell me about your grandkids some more. Yeah, I'll have a Coke. How about you? Really, you were a teacher?... Wow, we landed. That was short [three hour] flight...
Hey I just thought of something. Where would [insert bankrupt airline here] be today if it had been using [insert paper aircraft here] between [insert congested hub] and [insert war zone]? What do you think?
I rely hat it wen dum peple keap speling it Quantas. Its QANTAS!!!!!!
Good stuff.
How about
Insensitive Orator
You know I hate when threads like these are started, but since it is already in progress, I am going to offer my 2 cents and probably offend a ton of people, whether I'm right or wrong, but that doesn't matter and I don't really care, because that's part of the beauty of this forum.
Which hopefully could not be stated of me and is what I seriously seek to avoid and those who indulge in that.
David L From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 9212 posts, RR: 42 Reply 4, posted (7 years 9 months 6 hours ago) and read 2073 times:
Great list, Backfire.
Also:
The Mydad
My dad works for Boebus and he says Airbing planes are plastic and use half as many rivets as Boebus and they don't care if their planes crash as long as they get their money. He's a lawyer too and he says this is a major case of genocide.
OMG! It just happened! No details! I don’t know anything! More to come!
The Easily Offended Minority Group
Actually I'm a one-legged lesbian vegetarian animal rights activist and I find your comments about us only eating broccoli totally ignorant. By saying this you're implying that we're loathsome people that don't have a right to walk the earth. I'm recommending your post for deletion.
Actually I'm a one-legged lesbian vegetarian animal rights activist and I find your comments about us only eating broccoli totally ignorant. By saying this you're implying that we're loathsome people that don't have a right to walk the earth. I'm recommending your post for deletion.
BF
You must know the same people I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
Hey I just thought of something. Where would [insert bankrupt airline here] be today if it had been using [insert paper aircraft here] between [insert congested hub] and [insert war zone]? What do you think?
I’d never fly on a Russian plane like a Tupoleshinov, they’re built in Russia and they glue the wings on with sealing wax and the engines aren’t maintained properly, and they’re just deathtraps, god-damn they even crash when they’re on the production line, fuck that.
Don't forget:
The Cartman
Have you guys seen the new US Airways scheme? It's sooooooo cool. What you don't like it? DAMMIT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO AGREE YOU LITTLE A**HOLE! NOW SAY YOU LIKE IT! Nevermind...screw you guys, I'm going home...
The American Pie
This one time, at the airport.....
The Forever Flamed
Does anyone know why a United 757 with winglets landed in El Dorado Arkansas today???
Actually I'm a one-legged lesbian vegetarian animal rights activist and I find your comments about us only eating broccoli totally ignorant. By saying this you're implying that we're loathsome people that don't have a right to walk the earth. I'm recommending your post for deletion.
I'm offended. You're making fun of me for being sensitive. And I don't even eat broccoli more than three times a week.
Cornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 56 Reply 13, posted (7 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1937 times:
The Spoilt Rich Teenager
When I use my titanium milage allowance on my dicator-for-life frequent flyer card with XXX-Air, I expect to be treated like royalty. When it doesn't happen I ask them if they know who I am. I've told mum and dad I will not be flying with that airline again and in future i will only fly with Y-Air
And now I've been driving for six whole months and I already know my BMW M3 pisses on the Porsche 911 I test drove last month. Now I'm getting an X5 to go with it too. I'll drive that to school on Fridays. BMW's are sooooo Cool.
Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
Cornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 56 Reply 15, posted (7 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 18 hours ago) and read 1930 times:
The self-deluder
Will AF/BA/LH serve my home town airport in Nowheresville Nebraska. I reckon a twice daily A340/777 should be able to fill enough traffic to make it work.
or
I heard from a friend of mine who works for a company whose colleague has a sister who overheard a stewardess on Icelandair say that Qantas/Air NZ/Any As-Pac airline are going to start serving Knock/Newquay/Blackpool/Poznan/Trondheim in time for the winter season.
It wil lbe a daily 747-400 service
Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
Will AF/BA/LH serve my home town airport in Nowheresville Nebraska. I reckon a twice daily A340/777 should be able to fill enough traffic to make it work.
This is for Texdravid
How about the Airnetter
The only cool thing is the A340, and the A380 is success.. the 777s are rustbuckets..
Or the one for Boeings
The shittiest thing is the A340, and the A380 is a failure.. the 777s are the Queen of the sky..
Hey! Are you saying that Air Wales isn't going to launch transatlantic services from Cardiff, Swansea and Withybush to Poznan, Trondheim and wherever else I want to go?
RedDragon From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 1135 posts, RR: 7 Reply 21, posted (7 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1900 times:
Withybush is the esteemed "Haverfordwest Airport" - ie. airfield. It's such a busy place that they held the Pembrokeshire County Show there last week, duck dog an' all!
Having said that, there was some sort of multi-passenger Beech-alike thing parked there.
Cornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 56 Reply 22, posted (7 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1896 times:
Quoting RedDragon (Reply 21): Withybush is the esteemed "Haverfordwest Airport" - ie. airfield. It's such a busy place that they held the Pembrokeshire County Show there last week, duck dog an' all!
Ah so soon to be Ryanair's new base - Swansea West
Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
RedDragon From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 1135 posts, RR: 7 Reply 23, posted (7 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1887 times:
Well I'd imagine they'd market Swansea airfield as Cardiff, so would that make Withybush "Cardiff outskirts"? Given that "Oslo Torp" (ie. Sandefjord) is two hours away by coach from the centre of Oslo, and that Haverfordwest is a similar distance (albeit by car, so slightly faster) from Cardiff.....
Cornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 56 Reply 24, posted (7 years 8 months 4 weeks 1 day 16 hours ago) and read 1874 times:
The No-Life Spotter.
I gotta get down to:
Las Vegas today - hope to see a Southwest 737
Stansted today - hope to see a Ryanair 737
JFK today - hope to see a JetBlue A320
Luton today - hope to see an easyJet 737
(delete where applicable)
Still got 198 of that airline's fleet to photograph before I get the full set...
Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
25 RedDragon: Don't be such a moron - everyone knows that RyaneasyjetBlueair only has 197 A7322s... look, I'll list the registrations and serial numbers from memor
27 Oly720man: Dadoftwowhohasn'tbeennearanairportrecently 2 young kids who don't have long naps (or sometimes even short naps) during the day so no free time for the
29 RedDragon: The sad thing is that, on subjects I really know, I probably am that much of a pedant... (Smiley chosen not for any particular relevance ("Boxed in"?
30 Cornish: Well this thread has got me busy.... The Naiive A.netter. How dare the Euro/US governments try and use unfair political or trade influence and pressur
31 RedDragon: The Spelling/Grammar Pedant: "You spell na�ve with an umlaut over the i, you know..."
32 RedDragon: The Computer-Intolerant Poster: Bloody umlauts not working!! How does this thing work? Why is the spell checker so f*@�ing useless?? AAARRGHH!!!1
33 Cornish: The Illiterate A.netter (or just plain dumb) Thread Starter - Which Far Eastern airlines fly widebodies into San Francisco - JAL, ANA, Cathay for star
34 RedDragon: ...Closely related to the Can't Be Arsed A.netter: I couldn't be bothered reading through any of the replies to this thread, so I'll just contribute
35 XJRamper: Sounds like me. ------- How bout these: (s)He who cannot take a joke a.netter This is for family guy watchers: the stewie take-over-the-world attitud
39 HOONS90: Aircraft replacements "When will ABC airlines get rid of the DC-9/DC-10/737-200? They are getting so old and dangerous I will never fly on them! I thi
40 GQfluffy: Paging 1MillionFlyer...Your flight is departing...
41 BNE: Well my last effort was a complete flop, try these 2. What about the Erik William Attention whore type; hes even got his own picture. and I am drinkin
42 FLYtoEGCC: The infallible one What I said was right. I am bigger, better and older than you and I have a much higher respect rating so I am obviously right and y
43 Cornish: The "Get Your Priorities Straight" A.Netter: Yes I know airline XX has the most miserable cabin staff on the planet, you pay for everything on board,
44 Wdleiser: What about the wise ass teenager who find's some of the elder A.netter's comments extremely stupid and biased and always says some witty remark that w
45 Jalto27R: The Google Earth Freak Guys look! After searching around Google Earth for 10 hours straight, I found a fighter jet that is flying in mid-air! I bet no
46 ClassicLover: I just have to say that this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever read. Especially the One Man Crash Investigation Committee and the Self
47 Ryanb741: The Kim Jung Il I don't know why the floods in Europe are causing so many problems, but I reckon it's because of the weather changes caused by Americ
48 KATL757: OMG this is the funniest thread I have read in such a long time. My wife definately falls into the One-man Crash Investigation Committee catagory. I a
51 Ilikeyyc: The Shadow Poster One who mainly lurks in the background reading the forums but rarely posts. Generally, the posts are few and far between, never arg
52 AirTranTUS: I like that one! Those threads pop up so often.
53 IslipWN: LOL those are two FINE examples of what a lot of A.netters do on this forum!!
54 Comorin: How about the COWBOY a.netter? This a.netter died and went to heaven in stitches after reading 'AF Plane hits a cow.." ...periodically haunts a.net th
55 Fbgdavidson: Great thread! Did someone forget to put the Armchair CEO type in? The *my favourite airline* Apologist I know UA don't fly between Austin, TX and Bill
56 TedTAce: Shoot you guys finally nailed me.. Nah, your just pacing yourself
57 ContnlEliteCMH: The Beavis Mmm hmm hmmm. Mmm hmm mmm. Yeah. Boeings rule! They RULE! The Napoleon Dynamite "What are you drawing?" "An EmBoeBusBardier. It's pretty mu
58 TedTAce: Damn, you got me again....Fire is COOL!! Fire FIRE!!!
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