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User currently offlineBackfire From Germany, joined Oct 2006, 0 posts, RR: 0
Posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 2554 times:

CNN Wannabe

OMG! It just happened! No details! I don’t know anything! More to come!


Freddie Mercury (Don’t stop me now…)

I was at Heathrow last week man that’s one big airport anyway I was in the check in line you know the crowded area at T3 there were so many people there I could hardly breath lol anyway the guy in front of me had way too much baggage god that really pisses me off…


Pedant, First Class

Actually I think you’ll find that the luggage-bin hinges in the -400 variant had 54% nickel in their bracket bolts, not 50% as you said last month.


Clever Dick

I mean, this guy, he was SO ignorant. Jeez…he was telling his two-year old kid that they were going on a Jumbo Jet that went ‘zoom’, so I felt it was my duty to inform him that it was actually a Boeing 777-236. And can you believe it, he got really arsey when I politely mentioned six times that I was an aviation expert and started telling his wife that he shouldn’t really be giving his kids duff information.


The Philosopher

Hey I just thought of something. Where would [insert bankrupt airline here] be today if it had been using [insert paper aircraft here] between [insert congested hub] and [insert war zone]? What do you think?


The Snowman

Guys, seen the new cool livery for Bosh Air? It’s so cool! Bosh Air is such a cool airline and I think they should buy A380s because they’d look so cool in those colours!


The McCarthy

I’d never fly on a Russian plane like a Tupoleshinov, they’re built in Russia and they glue the wings on with sealing wax and the engines aren’t maintained properly, and they’re just deathtraps, god-damn they even crash when they’re on the production line, fuck that.


The Webster

I rely hat it wen dum peple keap speling it Quantas. Its QANTAS!!!!!!


One-man Crash Investigation Committee

Well purely from shaky TV pictures of the burning wreckage and the complete absence of any official data it’s pretty obvious that they had a birdstrike and had to turn back and then the crew failed to set the flaps correctly because they were intoxicated. Anyway let’s not speculate.


Self-Polluter

Anyone seen this month’s Asian Sluts? Check out the photoshoot on page 47 – if I’m not mistaken that’s the new flat-bed in first class on Air Zonga’s A340-600s.






This is not an exhaustive list  Wink

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User currently offlineRedngold From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 45
Reply 1, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 2531 times:

How about

Talkative Passenger
I'm just along for the ride, I don't have a pilot's license, but I know a lot about flying... Hey, that was a smooth climb, are you going on vacation? Kewl. Tell me about your grandkids some more. Yeah, I'll have a Coke. How about you? Really, you were a teacher?... Wow, we landed. That was short [three hour] flight...



Up, up and away!
User currently offlineAllstarflyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 2520 times:

Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
CNN Wannabe

OMG! It just happened! No details! I don’t know anything! More to come



Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
The Philosopher

Hey I just thought of something. Where would [insert bankrupt airline here] be today if it had been using [insert paper aircraft here] between [insert congested hub] and [insert war zone]? What do you think?



Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
The Webster

I rely hat it wen dum peple keap speling it Quantas. Its QANTAS!!!!!!

 laughing  Good stuff.

How about

Insensitive Orator

You know I hate when threads like these are started, but since it is already in progress, I am going to offer my 2 cents and probably offend a ton of people, whether I'm right or wrong, but that doesn't matter and I don't really care, because that's part of the beauty of this forum.

 Yeah sure

Which hopefully could not be stated of me and is what I seriously seek to avoid and those who indulge in that.

-R


User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 48
Reply 3, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 2502 times:

I'd consider myself more the Pointless Smartass

Signed, KROC



"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
User currently offlineDavid L From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 9483 posts, RR: 42
Reply 4, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2490 times:

Great list, Backfire.   

Also:

The Mydad

My dad works for Boebus and he says Airbing planes are plastic and use half as many rivets as Boebus and they don't care if their planes crash as long as they get their money. He's a lawyer too and he says this is a major case of genocide.

[Edited 2005-08-24 01:32:18]

User currently offlineBristolFlyer From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 2270 posts, RR: 0
Reply 5, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 2468 times:

Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
CNN Wannabe

OMG! It just happened! No details! I don’t know anything! More to come!

 rotfl 


The Easily Offended Minority Group

Actually I'm a one-legged lesbian vegetarian animal rights activist and I find your comments about us only eating broccoli totally ignorant. By saying this you're implying that we're loathsome people that don't have a right to walk the earth. I'm recommending your post for deletion.

BF



Fortune favours the brave
User currently offlineJafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days ago) and read 2459 times:

Quoting BristolFlyer (Reply 5):
The Easily Offended Minority Group

Actually I'm a one-legged lesbian vegetarian animal rights activist and I find your comments about us only eating broccoli totally ignorant. By saying this you're implying that we're loathsome people that don't have a right to walk the earth. I'm recommending your post for deletion.

BF

You must know the same people I know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL


User currently offlineDFORCE1 From Canada, joined Jul 2005, 505 posts, RR: 0
Reply 7, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 6 days ago) and read 2455 times:

Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
The Philosopher

Hey I just thought of something. Where would [insert bankrupt airline here] be today if it had been using [insert paper aircraft here] between [insert congested hub] and [insert war zone]? What do you think?

More often than not, this is me.


User currently offlineBNAflyer78 From United States of America, joined Feb 2005, 258 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 2441 times:

Quoting Backfire (Thread starter):
The McCarthy

I’d never fly on a Russian plane like a Tupoleshinov, they’re built in Russia and they glue the wings on with sealing wax and the engines aren’t maintained properly, and they’re just deathtraps, god-damn they even crash when they’re on the production line, fuck that.

 rotfl   rotfl 

Don't forget:

The Cartman
Have you guys seen the new US Airways scheme? It's sooooooo cool. What you don't like it? DAMMIT, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO AGREE YOU LITTLE A**HOLE! NOW SAY YOU LIKE IT! Nevermind...screw you guys, I'm going home...

The American Pie
This one time, at the airport.....

The Forever Flamed
Does anyone know why a United 757 with winglets landed in El Dorado Arkansas today???



Long live the Widget!
User currently offlineSaxdiva From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 2382 posts, RR: 43
Reply 9, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 2414 times:

Quoting BristolFlyer (Reply 5):

The Easily Offended Minority Group

Actually I'm a one-legged lesbian vegetarian animal rights activist and I find your comments about us only eating broccoli totally ignorant. By saying this you're implying that we're loathsome people that don't have a right to walk the earth. I'm recommending your post for deletion.

I'm offended. You're making fun of me for being sensitive. And I don't even eat broccoli more than three times a week.  cry 


User currently offlineANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 2407 times:

Quoting BNAflyer78 (Reply 8):
The Forever Flamed

Better known as RSmith or B744F . . .  biggrin 

Quoting Saxdiva (Reply 9):
I'm offended. You're making fun of me for being sensitive. And I don't even eat broccoli more than three times a week.

 rotfl 

This thread is hilarious . . .

I don't see Screw You A-Netter here . . .

This is the only answer, the right answer and if you don't like it you can kiss my DOIUH()#)$@)viou21(EDu3 you uneducated, infantile moron!
I


User currently offlineMrniji From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 2387 times:

OK, then I start.. I would be either oart of the minority group or a Freddie Mercury..!

Hillarious thread Big grin


User currently offlineMonteycarlos From Australia, joined Mar 2005, 2107 posts, RR: 29
Reply 12, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2363 times:

HEY! I think eveyone should tell me what THEY think I am! Seeing's that you all think you know me so well!


It's a beautiful night to fly like a phoenix...
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 13, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2354 times:

The Spoilt Rich Teenager

When I use my titanium milage allowance on my dicator-for-life frequent flyer card with XXX-Air, I expect to be treated like royalty. When it doesn't happen I ask them if they know who I am. I've told mum and dad I will not be flying with that airline again and in future i will only fly with Y-Air

And now I've been driving for six whole months and I already know my BMW M3 pisses on the Porsche 911 I test drove last month. Now I'm getting an X5 to go with it too. I'll drive that to school on Fridays. BMW's are sooooo Cool.



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineMrniji From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2347 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 13):
The Spoilt Rich Teenager

This is an excellent category!  Smile


User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 15, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2347 times:

The self-deluder

Will AF/BA/LH serve my home town airport in Nowheresville Nebraska. I reckon a twice daily A340/777 should be able to fill enough traffic to make it work.

or

I heard from a friend of mine who works for a company whose colleague has a sister who overheard a stewardess on Icelandair say that Qantas/Air NZ/Any As-Pac airline are going to start serving Knock/Newquay/Blackpool/Poznan/Trondheim in time for the winter season.

It wil lbe a daily 747-400 service



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineMrniji From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2342 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 15):
The self-deluder

Will AF/BA/LH serve my home town airport in Nowheresville Nebraska. I reckon a twice daily A340/777 should be able to fill enough traffic to make it work.

This is for Texdravid Big grin

How about the Airnetter

The only cool thing is the A340, and the A380 is success.. the 777s are rustbuckets..

Or the one for Boeings

The shittiest thing is the A340, and the A380 is a failure.. the 777s are the Queen of the sky..


User currently offlineRedDragon From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 1135 posts, RR: 7
Reply 17, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2339 times:

Quoting Cornish (Reply 15):
The self-deluder

Hey! Are you saying that Air Wales isn't going to launch transatlantic services from Cardiff, Swansea and Withybush to Poznan, Trondheim and wherever else I want to go?


User currently offlineBNE From Australia, joined Mar 2000, 3169 posts, RR: 12
Reply 18, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 13 hours ago) and read 2338 times:

What about us moderators.

The Clean Up Guy from Pulp Fiction

Silent but deadly

Taking out the troublemakers and there actions and you wouldn't know they are there. Of course someone saw something but they may not be game to tell.

Oh well there is my lame effort, interesting and funny thread.



Why fly non stop when you can connect
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 19, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2321 times:

Quoting RedDragon (Reply 17):
Withybush

????

Approximate location please - nearest town or city???

(or village Big grin)



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 20, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2318 times:

The "I Don't Care" Picture Poster

Self Explanatory.
Some a.netters seem to be making a career out of it  Wink



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineRedDragon From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 1135 posts, RR: 7
Reply 21, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2317 times:

Withybush is the esteemed "Haverfordwest Airport" - ie. airfield. It's such a busy place that they held the Pembrokeshire County Show there last week, duck dog an' all!

Having said that, there was some sort of multi-passenger Beech-alike thing parked there.

Rich


User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 22, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2313 times:

Quoting RedDragon (Reply 21):
Withybush is the esteemed "Haverfordwest Airport" - ie. airfield. It's such a busy place that they held the Pembrokeshire County Show there last week, duck dog an' all!

Ah so soon to be Ryanair's new base - Swansea West Big grin



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
User currently offlineRedDragon From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2004, 1135 posts, RR: 7
Reply 23, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2304 times:

Well I'd imagine they'd market Swansea airfield as Cardiff, so would that make Withybush "Cardiff outskirts"? Given that "Oslo Torp" (ie. Sandefjord) is two hours away by coach from the centre of Oslo, and that Haverfordwest is a similar distance (albeit by car, so slightly faster) from Cardiff.....

 scratchchin 


User currently offlineCornish From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2005, 8187 posts, RR: 54
Reply 24, posted (8 years 7 months 3 weeks 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2291 times:

The No-Life Spotter.

I gotta get down to:

Las Vegas today - hope to see a Southwest 737
Stansted today - hope to see a Ryanair 737
JFK today - hope to see a JetBlue A320
Luton today - hope to see an easyJet 737

(delete where applicable)

Still got 198 of that airline's fleet to photograph before I get the full set...



Just when I thought I could see light at the end of the tunnel, it was some B*****d with a torch bringing me more work
25 RedDragon : Don't be such a moron - everyone knows that RyaneasyjetBlueair only has 197 A7322s... look, I'll list the registrations and serial numbers from memor
26 Post contains images Cornish : That makes you..... ...
27 Oly720man : Dadoftwowhohasn'tbeennearanairportrecently 2 young kids who don't have long naps (or sometimes even short naps) during the day so no free time for the
28 Xpat : Great thread! Almost choked on my water.
29 Post contains images RedDragon : The sad thing is that, on subjects I really know, I probably am that much of a pedant... (Smiley chosen not for any particular relevance ("Boxed in"?
30 Post contains images Cornish : Well this thread has got me busy.... The Naiive A.netter. How dare the Euro/US governments try and use unfair political or trade influence and pressur
31 RedDragon : The Spelling/Grammar Pedant: "You spell na�ve with an umlaut over the i, you know..."
32 RedDragon : The Computer-Intolerant Poster: Bloody umlauts not working!! How does this thing work? Why is the spell checker so f*@�ing useless?? AAARRGHH!!!1
33 Cornish : The Illiterate A.netter (or just plain dumb) Thread Starter - Which Far Eastern airlines fly widebodies into San Francisco - JAL, ANA, Cathay for star
34 Post contains images RedDragon : ...Closely related to the Can't Be Arsed A.netter: I couldn't be bothered reading through any of the replies to this thread, so I'll just contribute
35 Post contains images XJRamper : Sounds like me. ------- How bout these: (s)He who cannot take a joke a.netter This is for family guy watchers: the stewie take-over-the-world attitud
36 Post contains images KROC : I can buy that.
37 TedTAce : I thought this was going to be me, glad it wasn't...
38 Post contains images BMIFlyer : I'm not sure Oh well never mind
39 HOONS90 : Aircraft replacements "When will ABC airlines get rid of the DC-9/DC-10/737-200? They are getting so old and dangerous I will never fly on them! I thi
40 GQfluffy : Paging 1MillionFlyer...Your flight is departing...
41 BNE : Well my last effort was a complete flop, try these 2. What about the Erik William Attention whore type; hes even got his own picture. and I am drinkin
42 FLYtoEGCC : The infallible one What I said was right. I am bigger, better and older than you and I have a much higher respect rating so I am obviously right and y
43 Cornish : The "Get Your Priorities Straight" A.Netter: Yes I know airline XX has the most miserable cabin staff on the planet, you pay for everything on board,
44 Wdleiser : What about the wise ass teenager who find's some of the elder A.netter's comments extremely stupid and biased and always says some witty remark that w
45 Jalto27R : The Google Earth Freak Guys look! After searching around Google Earth for 10 hours straight, I found a fighter jet that is flying in mid-air! I bet no
46 ClassicLover : I just have to say that this was probably one of the funniest things I've ever read. Especially the One Man Crash Investigation Committee and the Self
47 Ryanb741 : The Kim Jung Il I don't know why the floods in Europe are causing so many problems, but I reckon it's because of the weather changes caused by Americ
48 KATL757 : OMG this is the funniest thread I have read in such a long time. My wife definately falls into the One-man Crash Investigation Committee catagory. I a
49 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Signed, Falcon84
50 Post contains images NoUFO : This thread really made my day.
51 Post contains images Ilikeyyc : The Shadow Poster One who mainly lurks in the background reading the forums but rarely posts. Generally, the posts are few and far between, never arg
52 AirTranTUS : I like that one! Those threads pop up so often.
53 IslipWN : LOL those are two FINE examples of what a lot of A.netters do on this forum!!
54 Comorin : How about the COWBOY a.netter? This a.netter died and went to heaven in stitches after reading 'AF Plane hits a cow.." ...periodically haunts a.net th
55 Post contains images Fbgdavidson : Great thread! Did someone forget to put the Armchair CEO type in? The *my favourite airline* Apologist I know UA don't fly between Austin, TX and Bill
56 Post contains images TedTAce : Shoot you guys finally nailed me.. Nah, your just pacing yourself
57 ContnlEliteCMH : The Beavis Mmm hmm hmmm. Mmm hmm mmm. Yeah. Boeings rule! They RULE! The Napoleon Dynamite "What are you drawing?" "An EmBoeBusBardier. It's pretty mu
58 TedTAce : Damn, you got me again....Fire is COOL!! Fire FIRE!!!
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