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User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Posted (8 years 11 months 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 1493 times:

Looking at the facts...

1) He is in charge of the worlds largest terrorist organisation.
2) He is apparently living in a cave in afghanistan
3) He runs the entire operation from a mobile phone

I have the following question...

"WHAT NETWORK IS HE ON?!?!?!" I'm sat at home trying to text a friend and i cant get a signal when the transmitter is just up my road, yet osama deep inside an afghani cave can talk to the friggin world...!!

Secondly! Where does he buy his top up cards? He cant be on a contract or we'd have his address!!! C'mon people!

:D


Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
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User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 50
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 3 days 4 hours ago) and read 1485 times:

Haha. Good points. I see a whole new "Can you hear me now?" campaign. I'll try to work up a Flash for it later today.

BaylorAirBear



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User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31667 posts, RR: 56
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1463 times:

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
WHAT NETWORK IS HE ON

Its not that hes all lonely.
Are you aware of the number of followers in the NWFP.Where even the Pak Army is scared to enter.
I feel using a RT or Sattelite phone might be his means.
regds
MEL



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User currently offlineILOVEA340 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 2100 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1455 times:

Nah... Evryone knows he's a T-Mobile guy. I swear they don't have any service in the USA so in order for them to be a legit company then they must have service somewhere... say the mountains of Afganistan?
BTW. that would mean that I could SMS him for free  Smile


User currently offlineME AVN FAN From Switzerland, joined May 2002, 13920 posts, RR: 25
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1436 times:

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
deep inside an afghani cave

still find it difficult to believe that "Afghan cave" thing. And still fully believe that his "cave" is an apartment somewhere in Central London. His health is looked for by Dr Zawahiri, and his (artificial) beard is maintained and kept ready by his private servant. And the "sightings" in Afghanistan possibly are just videos projected onto the other side of the valley by some of his employees / enthusiasts .


User currently offlineCfalk From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1434 times:

Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter):
"WHAT NETWORK IS HE ON?!?!?!" I'm sat at home trying to text a friend and i cant get a signal when the transmitter is just up my road, yet osama deep inside an afghani cave can talk to the friggin world...!!

Probably a satellite phone. Pretty common, nowadays, and several networks are based out of the Middle East, ensuring that they probably have some friendly guy there who gives them accounts and changes them regularly.

Charles


User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 26
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 3 days ago) and read 1424 times:

Quoting Cfalk (Reply 5):
Probably a satellite phone. Pretty common, nowadays, and several networks are based out of the Middle East, ensuring that they probably have some friendly guy there who gives them accounts and changes them regularly.

ILOVEA340 and ME AVN FAN got the joke  Wink...

Read it again, but this time place your tongue in your cheek :P



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