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User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 48
Posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 880 times:

Ok...that "ask me anything" was a great post. I think I'll copy the idea and put out an open q+a session about yours truly. No question, no matter how tasteless, vapid, or egregious will be ignored....


Have fun!

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User currently offlineAirsicknessbag From Germany, joined Aug 2000, 4723 posts, RR: 34
Reply 1, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 837 times:

What´s the meaning of life?

Daniel Smile


User currently offlineAirsicknessbag From Germany, joined Aug 2000, 4723 posts, RR: 34
Reply 2, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 830 times:

What does "D" stand for ? Big grin

Daniel Smile


User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29705 posts, RR: 59
Reply 3, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 20 hours ago) and read 828 times:

If a tree falls in the forest and lands on a mime.....

Does anybody care?



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 48
Reply 4, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 826 times:

The meaning of life? Do you want what I really think, or do you want a smartass answer?

The "D" is the first letter of my last name, but on this Forum, it's been called just about every undesirable adjective you can think of, including "dunce", "dickhead", "democrap", and so on.

No.


User currently offlineLH423 From Canada, joined Jul 1999, 6501 posts, RR: 54
Reply 5, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 815 times:

If a tree falls in the forest and lands on a democrat trying to save the forest...do you care?

LH423



« On ne voit bien qu'avec le cœur. L'essentiel est invisible pour les yeux » Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 36
Reply 6, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 19 hours ago) and read 814 times:

What is your last namE?

possible answers could be, Dunce, dickhead or democrap Big grin



User currently offlineBlink182 From Azerbaijan, joined Oct 1999, 5477 posts, RR: 15
Reply 7, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 805 times:

What does cheese say when you take a picture of it?
rgds,
blink182



Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
User currently offlineBlink182 From Azerbaijan, joined Oct 1999, 5477 posts, RR: 15
Reply 8, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 803 times:

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
rgds,
blink182
ps- I am normally not this immature



Give me a break, I created this username when I was a kid...
User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 48
Reply 9, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 799 times:

No

None of your business.

"Camera"

That's a tough one. I would imagine that the answer to this age old philosophical debate depends on who got laid first.  Big grin


User currently offlineEGGD From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2001, 12443 posts, RR: 36
Reply 10, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 792 times:

No question, no matter how tasteless, vapid, or egregious will be ignored....

None of your business

LOL!

Dan  Laugh out loud


User currently offlineRodney King From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 784 times:




spit or swallow?



User currently offlineSingapore_Air From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2000, 13735 posts, RR: 19
Reply 12, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 783 times:

Why do people in the forums stalk me?


Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
User currently offlineFlyf15 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 784 times:

I'll help Matt out, the Chicken came first.

User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 48
Reply 14, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 784 times:

Well I DID at least acknowledge the question.

Spit or swallow?

Spit when I'm indulging in Marlboros or cigars, swallow all food and drink.

As for 'what' you are likely referring to, neither. I'm not a sausage eater. So it does not apply.


User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 48
Reply 15, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 779 times:

Singapore Air:

who cares? I'd take it as a compliment.


User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 12
Reply 16, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 773 times:

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineRodney King From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 769 times:

Ex-LAPD Chief Daryl F. Gates...

Good or Bad?




User currently offlineFlight152 From United States of America, joined Nov 2000, 3369 posts, RR: 6
Reply 18, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 765 times:

What is your airliners.net password?

User currently offlineMatt D From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 48
Reply 19, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 17 hours ago) and read 763 times:

No on the Turkish prison.

Chief Gates was leaps and bounds above those political choices that succeeded him, and was unjustly forced out of his position. Bernard Parks and Willie Williams were both wimpy politicians disguised as cops and were a disgrace to the force, especially since they were both put there solely to appease the Black Community.

I'm sorry Mr King, but you deserved every single whack you got. You brought it on yourself. When you are impaired through drugs, alcohol, or both, and then drive, leading the cops on a high speed goose chase endangering innumerable innocent people, you deserve to have some justice knocked into you. So what if it was 4 cops against 1 you? It should've been 10 cops using you as a baton pinata. The only mistake the cops made was allowing themselves to be videotaped. Had they done it right, they would've gently assisted you into the cruiser, handed you a cup of coffee so you could sober up, then take you down to the precinct house and wailed away on you until you became nothing but a limp, lifeless stain on the ground. Case closed. No cameras. No riots. No looting. And Chief Gates would still be in charge.

Sound cruel you say? Well don't drive drunk. And when the cops want to pull you over, you pull over. And if they order you to the ground, don't keep trying to get up. Sounds pretty simple, eh?


User currently offlineGocaps16 From Japan, joined Jan 2000, 4334 posts, RR: 21
Reply 20, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 756 times:

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
What's is A cow's favourite song?
Do you like Hairyass's Johnson?

Kevin/DCA


User currently offlineRodney King From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 755 times:

Thank you Mr. D.

owie!
*walking with a limp*



Johnnie Cochran?


User currently offlineAloha 737-200 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 730 times:

When are you EVER going to get out of L.A. ?

For God's sake move to San Diego at least, it's SOOOO much better there!!! Big grin

Cheers,

Aloha 737-200!  Wink/being sarcastic


User currently offlineSingapore_Air From United Kingdom, joined Nov 2000, 13735 posts, RR: 19
Reply 23, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 719 times:

What is your real name?

Why do we "worship" Johan Lundgren in a way?

What do you think of Singapore Airlines?

Can we have a picture of you on this post?

I guess you have brown hair and brown eyes. Is this correct?

What do you mean by: "Occupation: Fuel Tanker Operations"?

Are you grateful I asked you these questions?

Goodnight.



Anyone can fly, only the best Soar.
User currently offlineSaloth Sar From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 379 posts, RR: 0
Reply 24, posted (12 years 8 months 1 week 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 716 times:

What do you mean by: "Occupation: Fuel Tanker Operations"?


Gas station attendant


25 P&M : MattD, why are you loosing popularity ?
26 Post contains images Rodney King : When are you EVER going to get out of L.A. ? Like Randy Newman's song, I Love L.A.
27 Aloha 737-200 : Hello Cstar...
28 Mx5_boy : What is a Cockatrice and how would you (or do you) cook it? Cheers, mb
29 Aloha 737-200 : Which is better: Circumcised or Uncircumcised?
30 Aloha 737-200 : Alaska or Hawaii?
31 Aloha 737-200 : Is the glass half-full or half-empty?
32 Post contains images Aloha 737-200 : Boeing or Airbus?
33 Post contains images Aloha 737-200 : Beer.......or Michelobe?
34 SQA340 : Ilushyin (sp?) or Douglas.
35 Aloha 737-200 : Spellcheck= Ilyushin
36 Tupolev154B2 : 2 engines or 4 engines?
37 Post contains images SFOintern : Will this question be ignored? You've already set a disappointing precendent. SFOintern
38 Aloha 737-200 : Old plane or new plane?FBW or "Manual control"Lap dance or Hamster Dance?Yahoo or Lycos?Boxers or Briefs?Cashews or peanuts?Chicken or fish?
39 CVG777 : How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a tree fa
40 KLM672 : Ever been to Vermont? C'mon u are getting kinda slow......
41 Matt D : Ok...here we go to answer the latest round of questions. When are you EVER going to get out of L.A. ? Probably never. What is your real name? Why do y
42 Singapore_Air : What do you think of Singapore AIrlines except for their livery? Are you Jewish? Can you post a less scary picture here please? I do care if you're gr
43 Airlinelover : When was your "First Time"? Any Pets? What do you drive? What interent connection do you have? Favorite band? If you were naked and had to cover the b
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