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Jackson To Build An Airstrip For Aliens  
User currently offlineSoups From Ghana, joined Jun 2004, 3438 posts, RR: 14
Posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 1802 times:

The "King of Pop" or "Wacko Jacko" (as some refer to him) may be looking to expand his Neverland kingdom. This time he's looking for those little green guys from another planet.


Next destinations, Suarabaya, beirut, paris, Accra
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User currently offlineAlcregular From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1789 times:

I think he needs to be taken away by the men in white coats.

User currently offlineMhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5047 posts, RR: 25
Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1785 times:

I thought he was practically bankrupt?


No trees were harmed by this message. However, several million electrons were terribly inconvenienced
User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1774 times:

Sounds like a great idea.

Signed,
B744F


User currently offlineSpringbok747 From Australia, joined Nov 2004, 4387 posts, RR: 10
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1767 times:

Source please...

Geez...he is totally nuts...guess the aliens did abduct him after all....



אני תומך בישראל
User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20791 posts, RR: 62
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1759 times:

Quoting Springbok747 (Reply 4):
Source please.

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i9188



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineNWA742 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1757 times:

Quoting Mhodgson (Reply 2):
I thought he was practically bankrupt?

If he is, he can still get all the money he needs from his little stupid group of supporters.

Like this MORON:





-NWA742


User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5722 posts, RR: 19
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 1735 times:

Quoting NWA742 (Reply 6):
Like this MORON:

Can't stand to let a good joke live, huh?  Yeah sure



Dear moderators: No.
User currently offlineMxCtrlr From United States of America, joined Nov 2001, 2485 posts, RR: 35
Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1732 times:

One can only hope that, whatever aliens might look at MJ and see intelligent life there (or maybe they look upon him as a pet monkey), that they would come land on his runway and take this idiot back with them! PLEASE!

Ever notice how much like Liz Taylor he looks like?

MxCtrlr  bouncy 



DAMN! This SUCKS! I just had to go to the next higher age bracket in my profile! :-(
User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31702 posts, RR: 56
Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 1728 times:

If the Aliens know Jacko's History.I dont think they'd accept his Invitation  Smile
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineSoups From Ghana, joined Jun 2004, 3438 posts, RR: 14
Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 1713 times:

Maybe he wanted an airport to himself?


Next destinations, Suarabaya, beirut, paris, Accra
User currently offlinePetertenthije From Netherlands, joined Jul 2001, 3389 posts, RR: 12
Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1636 times:

Perhaps he just wants to go back home?


Attamottamotta!
User currently offlineCarmenlu15 From Guatemala, joined Dec 2004, 4763 posts, RR: 30
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1626 times:

Quoting MxCtrlr (Reply 8):
look at MJ



Quoting MxCtrlr (Reply 8):
see intelligent life there

Amazing how you contradict yourself in the same sentence...  Wink



Don't expect to see me around that much (if at all) -- the contact link should still work, though.
User currently offlineLOT767-300ER From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1606 times:

"Can't stand to let a good joke live, huh? "

We let one live when you told us you were 14 or 15 or whatever you said. Then again doesnt surprise me coming from someone like you!  Silly


User currently offlineChrista From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1592 times:

Maybe Jet Blue can open a route... JFK-WJK.. WJK standing for Wacko Jacko Airport.. Big grin!

Regards,
Chris


User currently offlineWhiteHatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1580 times:

Quoting Soups (Thread starter):
The "King of Pop" or "Wacko Jacko" (as some refer to him) may be looking to expand his Neverland kingdom. This time he's looking for those little green boys from another planet.

I corrected your post...


User currently offlinePHLBOS From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 7554 posts, RR: 23
Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1573 times:

Quoting Christa (Reply 14):
WJK standing for Wacko Jacko Airport..

Will there be any spotters at this airport?  Silly



"TransEastern! You'll feel like you've never left the ground because we treat you like dirt!" SNL Parady ad circa 1981
User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1564 times:

 laughing  LMAO, doesn't this idiot know that most aliens don't need an actual runway to land their spaceship here on earth? I doubt that if they could make it here to erath, they'd have to turn around and go back because there are no runways.  laughing 

User currently offlineNWA742 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1556 times:

Quoting We're Nuts (Reply 7):
Can't stand to let a good joke live, huh?

And how exactly did I kill the joke?

Take your  hissyfit somewhere else.

Speaking of your  hissyfit 's, can't you stand to keep them all to yourself?

If not, I suggest you follow ANCflyer's instructions for Pacificjourney -- edit your profile, and click the check mark at the bottom right corner.




-NWA742


User currently offlinePetertenthije From Netherlands, joined Jul 2001, 3389 posts, RR: 12
Reply 19, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1543 times:

Quoting PHLBOS (Reply 16):
Will there be any spotters at this airport?

Apparantly Kiwi has already been invited.



Attamottamotta!
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 20, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1538 times:

He's trying to bring others of his kind to Earth? God help us all..

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineZippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5501 posts, RR: 13
Reply 21, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1519 times:

I thought he was in Barain where the little boys are! I'm waiting for him to swim in the poo in New Orleans resulting from the Levy breaking/Hurricane Katrina!


I'm Zippyjet & I approve of this message!
User currently offlineGreyhound From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1026 posts, RR: 2
Reply 22, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1516 times:

Quoting Soups (Thread starter):
This time he's looking for those little green guys from another planet.

They're hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee...
http://www.schlusenbach.de/pictures/fun/M_M_Green.jpg



29th, Let's Go!
User currently offlineDAL7e7 From United States of America, joined Jun 2004, 357 posts, RR: 3
Reply 23, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1502 times:

Quoting Greyhound (Reply 22):
They're hhhhhheeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeee...

Hey wrong sex there buddy. Remember who we're talking about, the guy that's just like wal-mart.

They both have little boy's pants half off!

DAL7e7



DAL7e7 is wondering... Do pilots take crash courses?
User currently offlineZippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5501 posts, RR: 13
Reply 24, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 3 days ago) and read 1500 times:

Quoting DAL7e7 (Reply 23):
Hey wrong sex there buddy. Remember who we're talking about, the guy that's just like wal-mart.

They both have little boy's pants half off!

You almost made me spray coffee out my nose with that one I was laughing so hard. Also Jacko is hoping the aliens will be like Gerbils.



I'm Zippyjet & I approve of this message!
User currently offlineJetBlueAtJFK From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 1687 posts, RR: 3
Reply 25, posted (9 years 2 months 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 1473 times:

Quoting Christa (Reply 14):
Maybe Jet Blue can open a route... JFK-WJK.. WJK standing for Wacko Jacko Airport

Maybe but I think B6 will have to have a fuel stop to get there. And then the pilots will realize at the fuel stops, what the hell are we doing going there with kids on board, and back to JFK they go. lol

Anyway aliens don't need runways they just land and if they did they would land as far away from him as possible lol.

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