BMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 57 Posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 2497 times:
...or you´ll be in real trouble!!!
Drive Thru Banking... How to do it properly
Please note that "xxx" Bank is installing new "Drive-thru" cash point machines, so customers will be able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
To enable users to use this new facility the following procedures have been drawn up. Please read the procedure that applies to your own circumstances (ie. MALE or FEMALE) and remember them for when you use the machine for the first time
1 Drive up to the cash machine.
2 Wind down your car window.
3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
6 Wind up window
7 Drive off
1 Drive up to cash machine
2 Reverse back the required amount to align car window to machine
3 Re-start the stalled engine
4 Wind down the window
5 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
6 Turn the radio down
7 Attempt to insert card into machine
8 Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive
distance from the car
9 Insert card
10 Re-insert card the right way up
11 Re-enter handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
12 Enter PIN.
13 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
14 Enter amount of cash required
15 Check make up in rear view mirror
16 Retrieve cash and receipt
17 Empty handbag again to locate purse and place cash inside
18 Place receipt in back of cheque book
19 Re-check make-up again
20 Drive forwards 2 meters
21 Reverse back to cash machine
22 Retrieve card
23 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
San747 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 4994 posts, RR: 12
Reply 6, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 2285 times:
My mom is almost as bad! She takes an hour to do the ATM, and when we pull up to it, no one will be there, but by the time we're finished, there's 3 to 5 cars behind us! And then she pulls up about 20 feet to put everything away, and then finally, we leave....
SW733 From United States of America, joined Feb 2004, 6395 posts, RR: 9
Reply 7, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 2274 times:
Haha...I was home visiting about a month ago, and was with my mom in the car when we stopped at an ATM in suburban Chicago. She took so long to get her money that the ATM took the money back...I sh*t you not. Good times.
Quoting BMIFlyer (Reply 9): Quoting SCCutler (Reply 8):
Her "ATM" is my wallet, from which she readily extracts cash she might need, along with he AmEx and Nordstom cards, which she uses to great effect.
One of the reasons why i'm not married yet (keeps my credit card safe)
Geoffm From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2004, 2111 posts, RR: 6
Reply 12, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2054 times:
Female in supermarket finishes packing her bags. Looks at checkout operator expectantly. "That'll be £xx please". Female looks momentarily confused and then realises "oh, you mean I have to PAY?". Gets out handbag. Digs through handbag for purse. Finds purse. Digs through purse to find cards and coupons. Checks through coupons and finds none are valid anyway. Eventually completes transaction.
Male in supermarket. Cards and valid coupons already in operator's hands even before finished packing.
Dtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 6 months 3 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2047 times:
Quoting Geoffm (Reply 12): Male in supermarket. Cards and valid coupons already in operator's hands even before finished packing.
I couldn't agree more. When I am at the supermarket, I have either my Credit Card out, or my Checkbook out, check filled in, except for the amount, ID ready to go, and at the same time making sure the prices are correctly rung up!