Dragon-wings From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3920 posts, RR: 0 Posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 1144 times:
I seen and heard this cricket under my TV tonight and when it finally came out I tried to kill it but boy those things are fast! Now it's somewhere under my bed and I don't see or hear it anymore!
DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11433 posts, RR: 81 Reply 1, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 1125 times:
There's a particular cricket on these threads who seems to be a common irritant...I don't waste hatred on it, but I understand those that do.
Aerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4634 posts, RR: 51 Reply 4, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1100 times:
Chocolate covered crickets are good...
Crickets on a hook for catching trout are great...But,
the best crickets are the ones who are quiet.........
Bobster2 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 8, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1080 times:
I spent half the day on Saturday finding and killing a cricket in my bathroom. It was driving me insane because I could hear it constantly for two days, even with the door closed, but I couldn't find it. I repeatedly sprayed bug spray around the bathroom and the cricket kept chirping. I finally figured out that it had to be under the toilet because that was the only place left. So a couple squirts under the toilet and silence. Now I have to clean up all the bug spray that I got everywhere.
Falcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 9, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1060 times:
Quoting DL021 (Reply 1): There's a particular cricket on these threads who seems to be a common irritant...I don't waste hatred on it, but I understand those that do.
Damn, seeing this, I had hoped you hadn't gotten here yet, Ian!
No, mosquitoes are.And it gets worse while you are sleeping.Little motherfuc*ers!
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....Bzzzzzz!!!!ZAP!!!Ouch....Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......Bzzzzzz!!!!!ZAP!!!ouch.....
DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11433 posts, RR: 81 Reply 13, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 995 times:
Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 4): ...But,
the best crickets are the ones who are quiet.........
Amen!
Quoting Carmenlu15 (Reply 5): Quoting DL021 (Reply 1):
There's a particular cricket on these threads who seems to be a common irritant...
When I saw the thread title, I thought it would be about that particular cricket...
As did I, and I think it may become so.
Quoting Bobster2 (Reply 8): I spent half the day on Saturday finding and killing a cricket in my bathroom. It was driving me insane because I could hear it constantly for two days, even with the door closed, but I couldn't find it. I repeatedly sprayed bug spray around the bathroom and the cricket kept chirping.
I know the feeling and want to welcome you to the club.
Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 9): Damn, seeing this, I had hoped you hadn't gotten here yet, Ian!
Quoting B744F (Reply 12): I don't hate crickets as much as I hate blind sheep and lemmings
Chirp...chirp......chirp...... hey did anyone just hear something?
SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 71 Reply 14, posted (7 years 8 months 2 weeks 5 hours ago) and read 994 times:
Quoting DL021 (Reply 13): Chirp...chirp......chirp...... hey did anyone just hear something?
Oh man, you beat me to that one.
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
Garnetpalmetto From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 5244 posts, RR: 55 Reply 16, posted (7 years 8 months 1 week 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 971 times:
Man, crickets and loons...I hate 'em. Loud and obnoxious prattle.
South Carolina - too small to be its own country, too big to be a mental asylum.
Wow another bitter person to add to my fanclub. Isn't it interesting once somebody gets their arguments handed back to them they then turn around and join with others to insult said person?