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Toughest Man Of The Year (Stitches On Penis)  
User currently offlineMidnightMike From United States of America, joined Mar 2003, 2892 posts, RR: 14
Posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 3595 times:

Chavdar Yankow, 21, sustained a three-inch gash playing for Hamburg 96 in Germany.

Amazingly, after the painful incident Yankow returned to the pitch and played on.


http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-13437430,00.html?f=rss

[Edited 2005-09-15 04:59:14]


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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 3591 times:

Talk about spit your teeth out and play like a man!!!

User currently offlineMidnightMike From United States of America, joined Mar 2003, 2892 posts, RR: 14
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 3555 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 1):
Talk about spit your teeth out and play like a man!!!

Who are you kidding, just the thought of it has me bending over in pain  Smile



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User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 3548 times:

My scrotum hurts just reading this...

User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 3540 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 3):
My scrotum hurts just reading this...

What are you talking about? You don't have a scrotum.


User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 3523 times:

Nice one Coz, but in reality



You're goin back to the bench where you're the most useful.


User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 3512 times:

D'oh, foiled again!  cry 

User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 14 hours ago) and read 3503 times:

You should be used to the feeling of failure by now.

User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 3483 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 7):
You should be used to the feeling of failure by now.

Isn't that what the doctor told your mom when you popped out?


User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 3476 times:

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 8):
Isn't that what the doctor told your mom when you popped out?

No, that's what your kindergarten teacher told you after your 3rd year in her class.


User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 3465 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 9):
No, that's what your kindergarten teacher told you after your 3rd year in her class.

Ouch...  Sad


User currently offlineDoona From Sweden, joined Feb 2005, 3769 posts, RR: 13
Reply 11, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 3408 times:

Meeow! You guys are going at it like women. Like something out of "Bring it on"...

Cheers
Mats



Sure, we're concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving 9 bucks on a roundtrip to Ft. Myers.
User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3398 times:

Actually the guy did play on AND HE SCORED!!!

Gives me second thoughts about what to do as a coach if my strikers refuse to score  Wink Big grin



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 15
Reply 13, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3396 times:

Quoting Andreas (Reply 12):
Gives me second thoughts about what to do as a coach if my strikers refuse to score

You can do it on Jon Dahl Tomasson and Jesper Grønkjær Big grin


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 14, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 3376 times:

Quoting OYRJA (Reply 13):
You can do it on Jon Dahl Tomasson and Jesper Grønkjær

Why should I?? Jon Dahl scores on a regular basis now...and I really don't want to declare war on all Danish girls age 15-30, who are obviously fans of JDT and certainly would hate me for cutting up their dream man. And Jesper is getting better and better....



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 15
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 3359 times:

Quoting Andreas (Reply 14):
Why should I?? Jon Dahl scores on a regular basis now...and I really don't want to declare war on all Danish girls age 15-30, who are obviously fans of JDT and certainly would hate me for cutting up their dream man. And Jesper is getting better and better....

Why???? Because the sure cant score on the national team. And thats where they are supposed to score and not in a minor club like Stuttgart  Wink


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 3341 times:

Erm..JDT scored in most games...he's got, what...75 games or so, and nearly 40 goals..not bad for a striker!

Quoting OYRJA (Reply 15):
And thats where they are supposed to score and not in a minor club like Stuttgart

See that's the big error...Stuttgart pays his rent, and not those crazy Danes, and he knows that! Big grin



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 15
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 3330 times:

Quoting Andreas (Reply 16):
Erm..JDT scored in most games...he's got, what...75 games or so, and nearly 40 goals..not bad for a striker!

Thats true of course. But he always score when we don't need it. He never really focuses on the big games like he should. But thankfully we have Søren Larsen from Schalke04 now. He knows how to score in crucial moments  Smile


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 3311 times:

Quoting OYRJA (Reply 17):
He knows how to score in crucial moments

Right...like in Eindhoven for example  Wink Big grin Big grin Big grin

JDT knows that, too...he prefers the crucial moments of his club!! Jon Dahl, we love you Big grin



I know it's only VfB but I like it!
User currently offlineOYRJA From Denmark, joined Feb 2007, 78 posts, RR: 15
Reply 19, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 3306 times:

Quoting Andreas (Reply 18):
Right...like in Eindhoven for example

He got pushed in the back!!! Big grin


User currently offlineAndreas From Germany, joined Oct 2001, 6104 posts, RR: 31
Reply 20, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 3302 times:

Ah yes...in the back...right! Bloody Dutch cowards...always from behind, no matter where Big grin Big grin Big grin


I know it's only VfB but I like it!
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