Tim From Australia, joined Jun 2000, 704 posts, RR: 3 Reply 18, posted (12 years 4 months 3 days 12 hours ago) and read 978 times:
1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. (Lick your finger and wipe it on her shirt) Let's get you out of
these wet clothes
3. Nice legs, what time do they open?
4. I may not be the best looking guy in here but I'm the only one
talking to you.
5. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher, have you seen one?
6. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth
7. Wanna play army? I'll lay down so you can blow the hell outta me.
8. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug so I could ride
you all day long for a quarter.
9. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
10. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
11. Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?
12. You might not be the best looking woman in here but beauty is
only a light switch away.
13. Are those real?
14. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
15. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles and even farther
for that thing you do with your tongue.
16. If it's true you are what you eat, then I could be you by
17. (Look down at your crotch) Well it's not just going to suck
18. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
19. You. Me. Whipped Cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
20. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom
21. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
22. My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
23. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I just walk by
24. Hi, I'm Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
25. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
26. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to
27. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
28. Wanna come over for pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
29. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home
30. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??
31. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
32. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
33. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
34. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
35. Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would
you take this for a swallow?
36. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken
the ice, will you sleep with me?"
37. My name's [your name] That's so you know what to scream.
38 Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt!
39. (Use index finger to call someone over then say) "I made you come with
one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand!"
40. At the office copy machine "Reproducing, eh? Can I help?"
41. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
42. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the
43. Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed
44. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cos I can see myself in your
45. We can either fuck or I will just tell everyone we did.
46. Pleased to meet you. I have meat to please you.
47. You have the best set of tits I have ever seen.
48. Can I buy you a drink or would you prefer the money?
49. I'd like to get into your pants, but I guess you've already got an
arsehole in there.
50. Do you come here often or do I take you home for that sort of thing?
High_flyr69 From Australia, joined Apr 2001, 510 posts, RR: 0 Reply 19, posted (12 years 4 months 3 days 10 hours ago) and read 972 times:
if any of u have seen the wog boy this will be familiar
I believe you are what you eat, and i believe by tomorrow morning i will be you!!!!!
u like it
pretty lame but funny neve the less
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggy' until you find the shot gun