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Best Picu-up Lines..  
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 1330 times:

The topic says it all. What are some of the best pick-up lines you know? They may work, or may just be really funny? Here's one I thought of at work the other day.

Your name must be Melody, because when you talk, it's like music to my ears!

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
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User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 1, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 1293 times:

Ok.. My bad.. it's Besk Pick-up lines..

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineUSAir767 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 190 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1286 times:

If you are from some nationality like Polish you can say, Hey do you want some Polish in you?

User currently offlineCannibalZ3 From United States of America, joined May 2001, 392 posts, RR: 0
Reply 3, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 1283 times:

So, is it hot in here, or is it just you?

User currently offlineSEA nw DC10 From United States of America, joined Oct 1999, 491 posts, RR: 1
Reply 4, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1279 times:

Can I have your number, I forgot mine.

Do you wash your pants with windex? Because I can see myself in them.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money.

If I could arrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.

Are you tierd? Because you've been running thru my mind all day.

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Ezmarelda?

 Smile SEAnwDC10



User currently offlineCba From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 4531 posts, RR: 3
Reply 5, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1274 times:

1. That dress looks great on you. It would look even better on my bed.

2. Your right leg is Thanksgiving, and your left is Christmas. I want to visit you between the holidays.


User currently offlineKiss My L-1011 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1275 times:

Hey, baby; I'm a pilot, wanna ride my jumbo?

User currently offlineRyanb741 From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 3221 posts, RR: 15
Reply 7, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 1272 times:

If you've lost your virginity can I have the box it came in?


I used to think the brain is the most fascinating part of my body. But, hey, who is telling me that?
User currently offlineDeltaRNOmd-80 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1266 times:

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see myself in your pants.

If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

The word of the day is 'legs', wanna come to my house and help spread the word?


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (13 years 4 months 1 week ago) and read 1249 times:

You have a good jaw line. Yeah, it lines up real good with my nuts.

User currently offlineAA777-200 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 323 posts, RR: 2
Reply 10, posted (13 years 4 months 6 days 18 hours ago) and read 1234 times:

Is that keg in your pants????? Cuz i'd sure like to tap that ass!

User currently offlineDC10Tony From United States of America, joined May 2001, 1012 posts, RR: 0
Reply 11, posted (13 years 4 months 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1227 times:

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!

User currently offlineAerorobnz From Rwanda, joined Feb 2001, 7394 posts, RR: 16
Reply 12, posted (13 years 4 months 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1211 times:

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again??

Are you hurt? (no why?) Because that fall from heaven is quite a drop.

Do you spit or swallow?

Do you have a Boyfriend (no) Do you want one? (yes) Well when you want a MANfriend come to me



User currently offlineSESGDL From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 3489 posts, RR: 10
Reply 13, posted (13 years 4 months 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1208 times:

"Hey, I like your clothes! But I bet they'd look better on my bedroom floor!"

User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40070 posts, RR: 74
Reply 14, posted (13 years 4 months 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1206 times:

Hey baby, can I slide down your runway and do some spotting? Big grin



Oh that was awful! Embarrassment
Never try that at home!
It's time for me to go to bed.



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 15, posted (13 years 4 months 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1205 times:

Superfly!! OMG.. Hilarious..

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineLoneStarMike From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 3867 posts, RR: 34
Reply 16, posted (13 years 4 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1202 times:

1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

2. Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR:
I want to call your mother and thank her.

3. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]

4. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

5. Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

6. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

7. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

8. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

9. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

10. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

11. My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."

12. Nice shoes. Wanna sleep together?

13. Can I flirt with you?

14. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

15. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?"] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
OR:
Checking to see if you're the right size.

16. All those curves, and me with no brakes.

17. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

18. Screw me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

19. I like every muscle in your body, especially mine.

20. [Grab his/her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

22. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

23. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

24. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

26. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

27. So... How am I doin'?

28. How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

29. [Tap your thigh] You just think this is my leg.

30. Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

31. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

32. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

33. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

34. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it.

35. Wanna go halves on a baby?

36. Do you know what screws like a tiger and winks? [When he'she says no, wink]

37. Do you come here often, or do you wait til you get home?

38. Hey baby, you must be a Campbell's soup girl, cause you look umm umm good.

39. Hey baby, you smell like smoke. Wanna stop, drop, and roll?

40. I know milk does a body good, but damn baby, how much milk you been drinking?

41. I'd love to take you out for breakfast. Shall I call you or nudge you?

42. If I were the milkman, would you make me leave it on the porch, or could I bring it all the way in?

43. You'll do.

LoneStarMike

User currently offlineJiml1126 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (13 years 4 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 1197 times:

This is the one I saw from a gay porn star's interview. Really funny.

"Time to go, wanna F...?"


--Jim's 1399th post--


User currently offlineTim From Australia, joined Jun 2000, 705 posts, RR: 3
Reply 18, posted (13 years 4 months 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1195 times:


1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.
2. (Lick your finger and wipe it on her shirt) Let's get you out of
these wet clothes
3. Nice legs, what time do they open?
4. I may not be the best looking guy in here but I'm the only one
talking to you.
5. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher, have you seen one?
6. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on Earth
tonight.
7. Wanna play army? I'll lay down so you can blow the hell outta me.
8. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug so I could ride
you all day long for a quarter.
9. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag
10. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
11. Is that a ladder in your stockings or a stairway to heaven?
12. You might not be the best looking woman in here but beauty is
only a light switch away.
13. Are those real?
14. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
15. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles and even farther
for that thing you do with your tongue.
16. If it's true you are what you eat, then I could be you by
morning.
17. (Look down at your crotch) Well it's not just going to suck
itself.
18. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
19. You. Me. Whipped Cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
20. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom
21. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom
floor.
22. My name is (name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
23. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I just walk by
again?
24. Hi, I'm Mr Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
25. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
26. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to
27. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been
drinking?
28. Wanna come over for pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza?
29. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home
without me.
30. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I??
31. How do you like your eggs in the morning?
32. Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?
33. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
34. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
35. Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would
you take this for a swallow?
36. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken
the ice, will you sleep with me?"
37. My name's [your name] That's so you know what to scream.
38 Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt!
39. (Use index finger to call someone over then say) "I made you come with
one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand!"
40. At the office copy machine "Reproducing, eh? Can I help?"
41. Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
42. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the
energy?"
43. Can you believe that just a few hours ago we'd never even been to bed
together?
44. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cos I can see myself in your
pants!
45. We can either fuck or I will just tell everyone we did.
46. Pleased to meet you. I have meat to please you.
47. You have the best set of tits I have ever seen.
48. Can I buy you a drink or would you prefer the money?
49. I'd like to get into your pants, but I guess you've already got an
arsehole in there.
50. Do you come here often or do I take you home for that sort of thing?



User currently offlineHigh_flyr69 From Australia, joined Apr 2001, 510 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (13 years 4 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 1189 times:

if any of u have seen the wog boy this will be familiar
I believe you are what you eat, and i believe by tomorrow morning i will be you!!!!!
u like it
pretty lame but funny neve the less
cheers
high_flyr69



Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggy' until you find the shot gun
User currently offlineHairyass From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (13 years 4 months 4 days 23 hours ago) and read 1185 times:

Do you want to see my Johnson?

Women love dogs.


User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 21, posted (13 years 4 months 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 1176 times:

We've been invaded by Hairyass!! AAARRRGGGHHH!!!

And, no.

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
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