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Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day  
User currently offlineTexan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4283 posts, RR: 52
Posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1108 times:

Arrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhh, it be drivin' me nuts!"

Have a good one, y'all!

Texan


"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24960 posts, RR: 56
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1102 times:

Quoting Texan (Thread starter):
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhh, it be drivin' me nuts!"

LMFAO  rotfl 
Shiver me timbers!



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineLHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 46
Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1097 times:

Avast ye scurvy swabs! I'll keelhaul the lot of ye!


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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24960 posts, RR: 56
Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1092 times:

Quoting LHMark (Reply 2):
Avast ye scurvy swabs! I'll keelhaul the lot of ye!

Translated to English:
"Give me something for free or I will kill you all"



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineAndz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8459 posts, RR: 10
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1071 times:
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User currently offlineTPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 19
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1069 times:





GAAAAAAAAARH

Steve the pirate!



This is the Last Stop.
User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined exactly 11 years ago today! , 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1068 times:

Hello, I'm with the IRS, I'm here to audit your return.

(real pirates are scary aren't they?)



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User currently offlineTexan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4283 posts, RR: 52
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1043 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 1):
LMFAO
Shiver me timbers!

 Smile Glad you liked it, Gkirk! Happy Pirate Day!

Texan



"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1034 times:

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 6):
Hello, I'm with the IRS, I'm here to audit your return.

(real pirates are scary aren't they?)

 eyepopping   scared  scared  scared  scared  faint 

EEEK!!!! Stop scaring the children!



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineScbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 12786 posts, RR: 46
Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 months 6 days ago) and read 1007 times:
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What does a pirate say when he sees a woman with a huge arse?

"A vast behind there land lubbers!"



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