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Happy International Talk Like A Pirate Day

Texan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4204 posts, RR: 53
Posted (7 years 8 months 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 762 times:

Arrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh!

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day!

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhh, it be drivin' me nuts!"

Have a good one, y'all!

Texan

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."

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Gkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 58
Reply 1, posted (7 years 8 months 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 756 times:

Quoting Texan (Thread starter):
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender says, "What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrggggggghhhhhh, it be drivin' me nuts!"

LMFAO

Shiver me timbers!

When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!

LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 51
Reply 2, posted (7 years 8 months 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 751 times:

Avast ye scurvy swabs! I'll keelhaul the lot of ye!

"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller

Gkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24621 posts, RR: 58
Reply 3, posted (7 years 8 months 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 746 times:

Quoting LHMark (Reply 2):
Avast ye scurvy swabs! I'll keelhaul the lot of ye!

Translated to English:
"Give me something for free or I will kill you all"

When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!

Andz From South Africa, joined Feb 2004, 8298 posts, RR: 11
Reply 4, posted (7 years 8 months 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 725 times:

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"hello Master Bates! Where's Seaman Staines?"
"He's down below with Roger the cabin boy!"

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TPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 22
Reply 5, posted (7 years 8 months 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 723 times:

GAAAAAAAAARH

Steve the pirate!

This is the Last Stop.

SlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 71
Reply 6, posted (7 years 8 months 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 722 times:

Hello, I'm with the IRS, I'm here to audit your return.

(real pirates are scary aren't they?)

Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.

Texan From New Zealand, joined Dec 2003, 4204 posts, RR: 53
Reply 7, posted (7 years 8 months 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 697 times:

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 1):
LMFAO
Shiver me timbers!

Glad you liked it, Gkirk! Happy Pirate Day!

Texan

"I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library."

DL021 From United States of America, joined exactly 9 years ago today! , 11433 posts, RR: 81
Reply 8, posted (7 years 8 months 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 688 times:

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 6):
Hello, I'm with the IRS, I'm here to audit your return.

(real pirates are scary aren't they?)

EEEK!!!! Stop scaring the children!

Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?

Scbriml From United Kingdom, joined Jul 2003, 11359 posts, RR: 50
Reply 9, posted (7 years 8 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 661 times:

What does a pirate say when he sees a woman with a huge arse?

"A vast behind there land lubbers!"

Four more years!

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