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Friday Stupid Thread: When You Are In The Toilets!  
User currently offlineRootsAir From Costa Rica, joined Feb 2005, 4186 posts, RR: 40
Posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2248 times:

Its already Friday here in Switz...so i told myself would post up my first Friday thread...and a very stupid one to begin with  bouncy 

Concerning me, I read this chilean comic called condorito...I love it. When my bro's friends come home they wonder why I laugh while doing my needs...well there you go !

what do you do
Do you sing?
Do you read?
too busy trying to get it out?
Too much in a hurry to do anything?
cover your nose?

share the ultimate experience here on a.net

cheers BM


A man without the knowledge of his past history,culture and origins is like a tree without roots
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User currently onlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20500 posts, RR: 62
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2237 times:

Do my business, flush, and go.

Occasionally, I've pee'd on my cat's head by accident, though.



International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 12
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2237 times:

When I´m home I like to sing or call the friends.
When I´m at the office I like to smoke.
When I´m someone else´s I like to be fast.

Sometimes I like to scream:
Either it´s a simple loud and long scream of relieve, either can be some curse words like: Go satan, get out of my body.
Sometimes I call for help: Jesus, please lord, help me dump this thing.



Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2226 times:

Usually I listen to the radio, read the newspaper (sports page), smoke a ciggi and use the bidet as ashtray. Sometimes I also read airline timetables or other stuff, the main thing is that I have something to read.

Patrick


User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 12
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 11 hours ago) and read 2217 times:

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 2):

it´s also nice to leave a present for you friends, specially if it´s extra smelly or XXX-large.
SO so funny!



Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlineAlcregular From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2201 times:

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 2):
When I´m home I like to sing or call the friends.
When I´m at the office I like to smoke.
When I´m someone else´s I like to be fast.

Sometimes I like to scream:
Either it´s a simple loud and long scream of relieve, either can be some curse words like: Go satan, get out of my body.
Sometimes I call for help: Jesus, please lord, help me dump this thing.

WAY too much information.


User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3509 posts, RR: 4
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2192 times:

In public I read the crap people write on the walls. If I have a pen I add my own. At home I listen to my iPod or read a magazine.


Support the beer and soda can industry, recycle old airplanes!
User currently offlineOmoo From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 10 hours ago) and read 2183 times:

this is like asking people if the "shit then shower?" or "shower then shit?"....lol

User currently offlineJet-lagged From United States of America, joined Mar 2002, 872 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 7 hours ago) and read 2151 times:

On occasion I've taking my laptop in to read a.net. I have a wireless connection, but it doesn't always work so well, especially if the door is closed.

I've never posted from there. Not yet, anyway.


User currently offlineYegmaster From Canada, joined Dec 2004, 1023 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 2149 times:

Every morning 07:00am sharp. lay my log and of to work I go.

User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 5 hours ago) and read 2130 times:

I usually read something while on the crapper... makes the oomphing much less painful


signed,
nobody


User currently offlineAndrewUber From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 2528 posts, RR: 40
Reply 11, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 4 hours ago) and read 2107 times:

I take my laptop with me, connect to wi/fi, and post in the airliners.net forums. yuck 

Drew



I'd rather shoot BAD_MOTIVE
User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 2101 times:

Quoting AeroWesty (Reply 1):
Occasionally, I've pee'd on my cat's head by accident, though

Poor Kitty  Sad



Lee



Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own
User currently offlineGlidepath73 From Germany, joined Mar 2005, 1020 posts, RR: 45
Reply 13, posted (8 years 11 months 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 2074 times:

I read most of the times airline magazines.......

 conehead 

Cheers,
Patrick



Aviation! That rocks...
User currently offlineXpat From United States of America, joined Nov 2004, 634 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2039 times:

At one time or another I:

Smoke
Talk on the phone
Do crossword puzzles

Never tried all three simultaeously, though.



The only thing we have to fear is the sky falling on our heads. -Asterix
User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2033 times:

Quoting Xpat (Reply 14):
Never tried all three simultaeously, though.

Maybe you should  Wink


User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7092 posts, RR: 12
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 21 hours ago) and read 2027 times:

Talk on the phone sometimes. Ad I sometimes study when in the toilet. It is the only place without distractions.  Wink

User currently offlineOrion737 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 2013 times:

My time 'sat' on toilet is precious to me. Its my reading/thinking time. I have something to read, else I cant 'do it' I have even see me read back of toilet duck, or shampoo bottles if I have forgot to take in a book.

I can never do a number two except in my own toilet and I tell people I am going up so mum and dad stay downstairs. I have to have complete privacy as well.

Jimmy riddles are ok. I can do them anywhere, even in the bus station or airport toilets, I especially like doing my p's there if I am stood next t some Ryanair Chav with his trackies round his ankles mmmmmmmmm Big grin


User currently offlineBongo From Colombia, joined Oct 2003, 1863 posts, RR: 5
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 4 days 20 hours ago) and read 1994 times:

Read Shampoo, soap, deodorant, tissue and toothpaste labels !!!


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