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Has Your Parents Ever Caught You?  
User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 11
Posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 8281 times:

That mean´s for everything.

Sex, drugs, drunk whatever.

As I have divorced parents, and I left my mom´s quite early, she didn´t have much time to "find" me doing much. I´m sure she knew I was high sometimes, but never said anything.

you guys.


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User currently offlineSabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 8259 times:

Quoting Erikwilliam (Thread starter):
Sex, drugs, drunk whatever.

Yes!

At first I have to say that I have pretty cool parents, the are not very old (my mother is 18 years older than me and my father is 20 years older than me).

Alcohol: I was drunken for the first time with 14, they notice it when I came home but didn't make much trouble, only the usual blah, blah

Drugs: My mother found dope in the pocket of my jacket when I was 17 or so. I expected real trouble but my parents didn't say anything except something the usual: "Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay".

Sex: A couple of years ago I banged my girlfriend in my room and - apparently - we were pretty loud, too bad that my parent's bedroom was on the same level. On the next day my mother came to me and said something like: "It is nice that you love each other so much but please be a bit quieter next time". Big grin

As for alcohol and dope, my parents never said anything (of course they didn't let me drink when I was younger than the official age, 16), probably because they saw that I can handle the stuff and because I was not drunken/high most of the time.

Patrick


User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 29
Reply 2, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 8229 times:

My parents have caught me drunk once. I came home at about 2am, and must have made a lot of noise. I went upstairs, managed to take my contacts out, and then puked. Sitting on the ground next to the toilet, I turned around, and my mom was just standing there. Saying she wasn't happy is an understatement. And of course the Wawa incident I mentioned in the other thread.  Wink

Harry



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User currently offlineMGA From Nicaragua, joined Mar 2005, 726 posts, RR: 3
Reply 3, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 8228 times:

Got home drunk once... Couldnt open the door so I fell asleep on the porch. Parents were walking from the neighbors going away party at a.m..... found me sleeping (passed out) with a bottle as pillow.

MGA



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User currently offlineTbar220 From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7013 posts, RR: 26
Reply 4, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 8217 times:

Never been caught.

Although I will say I walked in on my parents once getting it on.... they left their door open!! Needless to say, that was one of the most disturbing moments of my life...



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User currently offlineMatt27 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 8228 times:

Quoting Sabena332 (Reply 1):
It is nice that you love each other so much but please be a bit quieter next time

 rotf   rotf   rotf 


User currently offlineFlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4604 posts, RR: 56
Reply 6, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 8211 times:

Yes to all of the above. Damn... they must have thought I'm a failure back then!


Not drinking, also isn't a solution!
User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11720 posts, RR: 15
Reply 7, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 8179 times:

My parents never caught me drinking, smoking, or getting high. Long, long ago, my dad did walk in on my boyfriend and I shagging one time. 'Nuff said....

GO CANUCKS!!



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User currently offlineBAxMAN From St. Helena, joined May 2004, 671 posts, RR: 2
Reply 8, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 8163 times:

Stepmother found a porn mag I'd left lying around my bedroom when I was about 15. She told me, quite sternly, that she didn't care what I read but I should be more careful as my little sister might stumble upon it.

She was a humorless little cow and, thankfully, my father has traded her in for a better model.



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User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 23
Reply 9, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 8126 times:

Quoting BAxMAN (Reply 8):
She was a humorless little cow and, thankfully, my father has traded her in for a better model.

Damn, that's heartless Big grin

Never been caught  Smile

Chris



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User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3549 posts, RR: 4
Reply 10, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 8128 times:

My dad caught me smoking a cigarette once. I was trying one that a friend gave me. He just said its bad and not to let my mom find out.

I have tried marijuana a few times and I have told my parents. They know I am smarter than to use it frequently or in an unsafe way. They told me about when they tried it. I had no reason to hide that I tried it. They didn't mind.

[Edited 2005-09-23 01:45:54]


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User currently offlineDfwRevolution From United States of America, joined Jan 2010, 984 posts, RR: 51
Reply 11, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 8101 times:

They havn't caught me, but I've caught them  Wink

It takes all of one margarita to get my mother blazed, so that's a regular occurance anytime we eat Mexican. Oh yeah, and: Italian, Chinese, American, Mongolian, and Thai. Talk about a lightweight

Never seen my father drunk. He really doesn't drink much at all.

When I was 4, definitly walked into my parents bedroom while they were getting it on. Didn't really put 2+2 together until I was 13.


User currently offlineSeptember11 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 3623 posts, RR: 21
Reply 12, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 8082 times:

One story here ...

I smoked a cigarette in my grandfather's house. He did not permit smoking at all. It was very cold outside (Blue Bell, Pennsylvania).

I managed to smoke a cigarette inside bathroom. Smoke disappeared fast (high venting). No smoking odor (door completely shut). I dumped the cigarette butt in the toilet. Flushed. I was pretty safe.

The next day my grandfather .. I do not know how he did it .. he found the butt! And came to me and "You smoked in the bathroom!"

That was like 10 years ago.

[Edited 2005-09-23 02:06:39]


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User currently offlineZippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5488 posts, RR: 13
Reply 13, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 7999 times:

Quoting BAxMAN (Reply 8):
She was a humorless little cow and, thankfully, my father has traded her in for a better model.

Damn, I laughed my ass off! I know that is cruel but, couldn't help it.

BTW, one time I was whipping the skippy fantasizing about eating out Phoebe Cates after I saw the movie Private School. I shot my jizz and oops, my parent's brain dead kitty snuck into my room and caught the cum trails of my efforts. My mom freaked out but, I was able to con her into thinking that I splashed Comet on his head.

And, even farther back into time, I was 13, I was dickey rubbing in the shitter and my little sister yelled; stop playing with your self!" I cussed her our from my state of nirvanna on the throne and called her a retarded dairy goat with plenty of 4 letter words thrown in. My parents heard me and laid me out.



Well, it was goodbye to[ Marcia Brady in one of her miniskirts showing trim (my masturbation fantassy during that episode) All I could then think of was fat dairy-goats so, I went as limp as a wet noodle and then had to endure the wrath of my parents.



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User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3549 posts, RR: 4
Reply 14, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 7997 times:

Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 13):

You sure did/do like your masturbating eh Zippy! :-p



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User currently offlineZippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5488 posts, RR: 13
Reply 15, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 7988 times:

Quoting JAGflyer (Reply 14):
You sure did/do like your masturbating eh Zippy! :-p

Does a body good! And, you get some good sized arms plus manuel dexterity! Now, nothing beats the real thing but, I'll whip the skippy before I lower my standards and say shag a plumper! Where do you think they got the term Fists of fury?



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User currently offlineAA777 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2544 posts, RR: 28
Reply 16, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 7994 times:

Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 13):
I shot my jizz and oops, my parent's brain dead kitty snuck into my room and caught the cum trails of my efforts. My mom freaked out but, I was able to con her into thinking that I splashed Comet on his head.

Have you ever heard of tissues to clean up your mess??? Btw, if I were your mom, I would have flipped out too.... lol...that is something you should not have to come into contact with; your sons semen. gross.  yuck   yuck   crazy   crazy 

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User currently offlineZippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5488 posts, RR: 13
Reply 17, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 7950 times:

Quoting AA777 (Reply 16):
Have you ever heard of tissues to clean up your mess???

Dude, I had and always have tissue at the ready after the big climax. But, that time, I was into the whole dream/fantassy sequence of me licking the luscious triangle patch of Phoebe as I starred in my early 1980's cinematic tour de force and then flipped her over for that special treat so, my trajectory was at hypersonic speed and hence, the load shot to high altitudes and that cat just so happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.



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User currently offlineDiamond From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 3279 posts, RR: 63
Reply 18, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 7950 times:

Quoting Zippyjet (Reply 13):
I shot my jizz and oops, my parent's brain dead kitty snuck into my room and caught the cum trails of my efforts.

WAY too much information.  embarrassed 


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User currently offlineZippyjet From United States of America, joined Sep 2001, 5488 posts, RR: 13
Reply 19, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 7935 times:

Quoting Diamond (Reply 18):
WAY too much information.

But, I had to set the scene for all of you and to answer the thread starter's question. And also a public service reminder that your cat can slip under the radar and get into strange things!



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User currently offlineLFutia From Netherlands, joined Dec 2002, 3345 posts, RR: 30
Reply 20, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 7925 times:
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yeh ive been caught havin a wank or two and uhh my dad's caught me with porn on the screen a few times... oops

Leo

[Edited 2005-09-23 04:11:43]


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User currently offlineCrjonbeez From United States of America, joined Nov 2004, 317 posts, RR: 3
Reply 21, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 7887 times:

i was about 17 on vacation w/ my folks in florida at a time share resort. i met a girl there my age and we had been messing around outside somewhere, when we decided to go back to my parents condo since they were out to a movie that night. sure enough, we were under the covers and i was on top when she whispered something i didn't understand and tapped me on the shoulder, i stopped, noticed her pointing, and looked at the door that was open to the bedroom. there stood my mother, with a quote i will never forget to make things as comfortable as possible; "jonathan, are there two pairs of feet under that blanket?" i was in disbelief. a moment later, my dad pops his head in the door and just gives me this stupid laugh and closes the door behind him. the girl i was with, peggy, refused to keep going and said she would not leave the room until my parents were in THEIR bedroom so nobody would see her. so i had to step outside, horribly embarassed, and explain the situation. my father, being the comic he is, simply said "jonathan, if you need some time with a girl and don't want us around, leave a sign on the door that says 'busy.....please return in 5 minutes' " it was nice to know they took it lightly and nothing worse happened

User currently offlineJasepl From India, joined Jul 2004, 3582 posts, RR: 39
Reply 22, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 7879 times:

I am one in a family of drunks, so being 'caught' drinking was hardly ever a problem!

I have been caught smoking, but both my parents smoked when she was in college so they were hardly in a position to say anything to me!

As for sex, I haven't even been caught in a compromising position by anyone. But the boyfriend has been a regular feature at the breakfast table. That should put paid to that!

I have walked in on my parents once though (and since blocked the incident completely from my mind).


User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3549 posts, RR: 4
Reply 23, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days 3 hours ago) and read 7874 times:

Ok I admit it. My dad has caught me on porn once and whenever he comes in I right away flip to a different screen even if browsing some none porn thing. I am sure he suspects it (and he even asks me in a joking way if I am looking at "naked ladies") He knows I am in "the young horny stage" so he probably doesn't care. I'm lucky though since I have my own computer in my room.

[Edited 2005-09-23 04:58:25]


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User currently offlineBMIFlyer From UK - England, joined Feb 2004, 8810 posts, RR: 58
Reply 24, posted (9 years 1 month 4 days ago) and read 7735 times:

Quoting BAxMAN (Reply 8):
She was a humorless little cow and, thankfully, my father has traded her in for a better model.

 rotfl 

My parents caught me drunk a few times when I was still in school, apart from that, i'm Mr Clean  Wink



Lee



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