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Tapping The Vast Resource Of College Women  
User currently offlineChris28_17 From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1439 posts, RR: 10
Posted (13 years 4 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 855 times:

Alright, first day back at college today for me. Let me explain something real quick (im sure jetservice can back me up on this one) my school is notorious for swarms and myriads of absolutely gorgeous women... walking through the halls can be compared to having a full ramp access pass to an airport 20X the size of ORD...

Well, im going on year #3 and i really havent had too much luck tapping this vast and infinite resource of ladies... its not that easy, really, with a bunch of lecture-only classes, you have to luck out the first day and sit next to some babe in order to strike up a conversation with anyone... i have gone out with some pretty cool chicks here and there but as a whole, havent really done jacksquat in the first 2 years...

SO im looking for some creative ideas, maybe its a personal story that i and everyone else on the forums can benefit from... here i'll give an example to stir up your creativity...

-- my first year i was in the computer lab (ya know, dont really talk to anyone in there) so this absolutely hot girl comes in and sits by me!! "okay, chris, calm down, think straight... must-- break --- ice...) so i peek over her shoulder at her email and get her address... then i get into my hotmail, and send her a message saying "HELLO FROM THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO YOU" about 15 min later, she busts out laughing (very quiet room, them thar computer labs) needless to say we became friends....

okay, well to finish that story, she had a boyfriend, about a month later broke up, and started going out with me for 2 months... well, old boyfriend came back and i was history... shit happens...

soooo anyhew, your assignment, my fellow A.net members, is to come up with effective ways of delving into this abundant reserve that is my college campus... also, there are no dorms here, about 12,000 students but no dorms... so thats another obsticle...

good luck  Smokin cool


CHRIS

BTW... i use the term "tapping" metaphorically, not perverted... just realized i better clarify that...

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User currently offline174thfwff From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (13 years 4 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 815 times:

How about you go and use the nightlife to your advantage. To to clubs, the local java house, what about going to those tree hugger things? There are always hot single chicks at those. But I am sure they are anti aircraft(hehe).

Don't just think you have to meet people via your classes, but go out and PARTY!!!!


User currently offlineChris28_17 From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1439 posts, RR: 10
Reply 2, posted (13 years 4 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 798 times:

unfortunetely in this town you really cant do crap till your 21, so no clubs (gimme a year).... and parties, well most that i go to are with friends at work who are all much older, my H.S. friends have all filtered away to other schools, or alternate lifestyles, jail... etc... so my "hook-ups" at my college are very very limited....

yes... anyway, "do you have the time, to listen to me whine" green day, yes, song happens to be playing right now, they read my mind...

anyhow, im off to work, i will check back here later tonite....

CHRIS!


User currently offlineUs330 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 3877 posts, RR: 14
Reply 3, posted (13 years 4 months 2 days 20 hours ago) and read 789 times:

Title is hilarious

User currently offlineRedraider From United States of America, joined Oct 2000, 531 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (13 years 4 months 2 days 17 hours ago) and read 784 times:

Where do you go to school?


My wife can't wrestle, but you should see her box.
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 5, posted (13 years 4 months 2 days 15 hours ago) and read 766 times:

Screw going out and partying, THROW A PARTY!
Which school?

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offline174thfwff From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (13 years 4 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 760 times:

Brigham Young!!!! AHAHAHH


(just kidding, i am not sure)


User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 7, posted (13 years 4 months 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 755 times:

Chris must go to the Indiana U.-Purdue U. campus in Fort Wayne (IPFW). It is a babe-a-rarium. Great school. You may have caught it on national news regarding the showing of a play called 'Corpus Cristi'.

Chris, aren't they getting dorms soon? If they do, I bet enrollment explodes.



"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineBO__einG From Canada, joined Apr 2000, 2771 posts, RR: 18
Reply 8, posted (13 years 4 months 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 750 times:

Come to Calgary Chris,.
Remember.. Alberta has the lowest age law in North America.. when ur 18 you can do ANYTHING!
From drink to smoke to party at western Bars and watch strippers dance and rent adult movies.

and i see that you have already used your method of the Email to meet the girl in previous times.

hehe Maybe I may have to start some serious searching to get that email of yours that you were supposed to have during the school season.


bo  Smile



Chance favors the prepared mind.
User currently offline777YYC From Canada, joined May 2000, 744 posts, RR: 6
Reply 9, posted (13 years 4 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 741 times:

Alberta is awesome for the age thing!

Back to the thread... I love the topic heading!

 Big grin


User currently offlineWestjet_737 From Japan, joined Nov 1999, 869 posts, RR: 6
Reply 10, posted (13 years 4 months 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 740 times:

I third BO__eing's statement. Gotta come to alberta man.

User currently offlineChris28_17 From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1439 posts, RR: 10
Reply 11, posted (13 years 4 months 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 734 times:

Chris must go to the Indiana U.-Purdue U. campus in Fort Wayne (IPFW). It is a babe-a-rarium. Great school. You may have caught it on national news regarding the showing of a play called 'Corpus Cristi'.


Yes, yes, IPFW, with the reputation i've gained here on the political side of things, its great that you bring up the fact that i go to a school where they portray Jesus as gay...  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

And "babe-a-rarium" doesnt begin to describe it!! (but i like the way you think) alberta has some competition here fellas, trust me... first day back is always a dose of wonderful reality, i was still reeling from my meandering down the hallways this morning, thus i HAD to start this post!!

Chris, aren't they getting dorms soon? If they do, I bet enrollment explodes.

supposedly yes, they've been handing out "surveys" for the last 2 years about our, the students, opinions on the new dorms, where to locate them, would we use them, etc... hopefully they will have them before i leave (not that i plan to use them, living 15 min away) but im going pretty slow and probably wont be out by year #4 anyway... but gracious, the chick population would multiply exceedingly...


--------------------

BO>>

hehe Maybe I may have to start some serious searching to get that email of yours that you were supposed to have during the school season.

Ahhh yes, my friend! lest we forget! your school should be resuming as well shortly!!  Wink/being sarcastic

--------------------

I third BO__eing's statement. Gotta come to alberta man.

from talking to Bo, i believe you!! im convinced you fellas have it pretty damn good up there too, unfortunetely its not really an option, im pretty well rooted in alot of things here right now...


SO, back to the drawing board, anyone up for some brainstorming??!!!!

 Laugh out loud im serious here!


CHRIS


btw... jetservice, i remember you had a good idea for me before, "ymca girl" remember? she ended up having a boyfriend, i kinda figured, so i didnt get a chance to do what you said... great thought tho

oh, glad you guys like the title, i was feeling overwhelmingly witty this afternoon....



User currently offlineBO__einG From Canada, joined Apr 2000, 2771 posts, RR: 18
Reply 12, posted (13 years 4 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 720 times:

Heheh.eh
Oh and I forgot.. I also like your title.
Very Clever man!!
Tapping .. ah what a word.



Chance favors the prepared mind.
User currently offline174thfwff From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (13 years 4 months 1 day 17 hours ago) and read 716 times:

I guess I am the only one who got my Brigham Young Joke...

Peace In,
-174thfwff-
_________________________________________________________

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.


User currently offlineSFOintern From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 770 posts, RR: 5
Reply 14, posted (13 years 4 months 23 hours ago) and read 696 times:

THREE WORDS:

~*HORNY SORORITY GIRLS*~

(GIRLS GONE WILD!!!)


User currently offlineSuperfly From Thailand, joined May 2000, 40066 posts, RR: 74
Reply 15, posted (13 years 4 months 23 hours ago) and read 692 times:

Listen to SFOintern!
He's got ladies all over town!  Smokin cool



Bring back the Concorde
User currently offlineChris28_17 From United States of America, joined Jul 2000, 1439 posts, RR: 10
Reply 16, posted (13 years 4 months 22 hours ago) and read 688 times:

I guess I am the only one who got my Brigham Young Joke...


yes, yes, my friend, i got the joke  Laugh out loud very tasteful



C


User currently offlineIvailo From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (13 years 4 months 5 hours ago) and read 678 times:

In Bulgaria we do not have age restrictions about drinking, smoking and having sex.

The girls here are very pretty and horny and very easy to get, and on the seaside in the summer girls are even easier (that's basically because they went there to party and have sex).

Every year when two friends of mine from USA come to visit me here in BG, they get laid a lot and can't believe there is so big difference between American and Bulgarian girls !

So here you don't have to wait to be 21 - see me for example - I'm 16 and I drink and have sex with nice ladies as much as I have time - all of my 16 aged friends and girlfriends have sex - I just don't understand you guys talking about difficulty getting girls Smokin cool

You should come here in Sofia one day - to take shots of rare russian aircrafts and to have sex with very sexy *free* women  Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile Smile

If you've been here, you know what am I talking about...
 Big thumbs up


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