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User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1345 times:

Quick...which movie is that from?


Here's another part I thought was funny:

Quote:

Napoleon Dynamite: [referring to Deb's milk] I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

 rotfl 

Quote:


Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me. [Through gritted teeth]

Trisha: It's hanging in my *bedroom*.

Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.



Quote:

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon?
Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!



Quote:

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?

Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!

Don: Did you shoot any?

Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?

Don: What kind of gun did you use?

Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

 rotfl   rotfl 




Who else thinks this movie is funny?

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User currently offlineSYRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1338 times:

The movie may have been funny, but you arent.  Wink

User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1333 times:

Quoting SYRGuy (Reply 1):
The movie may have been funny, but you arent.

I was actually Napolean's acting instructor.


User currently offlineSYRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1329 times:

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 2):

I was actually Napolean's acting instructor.

Which is why now I'm thanking myself that I didnt see the movie.


User currently offlineEvan767 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 2957 posts, RR: 2
Reply 4, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1323 times:

This movie is WAY too overrated.


The proper term is "on final" not "on finals" bud...
User currently offlineTheCoz From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1312 times:

>


Well that's interesting. Thank you everyone for such great input!    

[Edited 2005-09-29 23:04:15]

User currently offlineCactusA319 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 2918 posts, RR: 25
Reply 6, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1297 times:

When I first saw this movie I thought it was the most retarded thing ever made, but at the same time I was laughing becasue I was heavily intoxicated.

The dancing scene did it for me though. I was dying.

Now I own the DVD and am constantly quoting the damn thing.

"You got like 3 feet of air that time"


User currently offlineSrbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 17 hours ago) and read 1279 times:

It was funny, but not the typical laugh your ass off kind of funny.

User currently offlineSenorcarnival From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 16 hours ago) and read 1269 times:

As the wise Ralph Wiggum once said, "It's funny, but not haha funny." "So are you guys Pedros' cousins with all the sweet hookups?"

User currently offlineNUair From Malaysia, joined Jun 2000, 1181 posts, RR: 0
Reply 9, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 3 hours ago) and read 1240 times:

Quoting CactusA319 (Reply 6):
When I first saw this movie I thought it was the most retarded thing ever made, but at the same time I was laughing becasue I was heavily intoxicated.

The dancing scene did it for me though. I was dying.

Now I own the DVD and am constantly quoting the damn thing.

"You got like 3 feet of air that time"

I would have to agree. I saw the movie the first time and thought it was nothing but crap but then I was forced to see it again by my sister, who lives in Idaho, I guess I picked up on the humor because now I have the DVD and have watched it god knows how many times.

As I pointed out in another thread I am a Rex Kwan Do master!



At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
[points to Kip]



"How Many Assholes we got on this ship?" - Lord Helmet
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 7772 posts, RR: 16
Reply 10, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 5 days 1 hour ago) and read 1224 times:

I saw the movie, and frankly I don't get why it is so funny. It does have a few good lines, but that is about it.

Maybe I am just not cool enough and don't get it.



Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
User currently offlineAa757first From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 3347 posts, RR: 8
Reply 11, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 21 hours ago) and read 1197 times:

What is the movie about? Seriously, there is no plot line at all.

AAndrew


User currently offlineSpirtofalaska From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 192 posts, RR: 4
Reply 12, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 1170 times:

Holly crap, BEST MOVIE EVER ( as i write this, its on HBO )

I agree though, the first time i watched it, i was like..This is it??? THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE TALKED ABOUT?!!? but, dang, i can watch that thing all the time, and im starting to quote lines from it all the time..."Is Grandma There..?"



you fo'Coffee?
User currently offlineMdsh00 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 4124 posts, RR: 8
Reply 13, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1163 times:

"Hey Napoleon, let me get your tots!"


"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."
User currently offlineSenorcarnival From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1160 times:

"We both know I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time!"

"If you study with my eight-week program you will learn a system of self defense that I developed over two seasons of fighting in the Octagon."


User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 15, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1155 times:

Welcome to last year, you idiot.


Go big or go home
User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (8 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 1167 times:

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 2):
I was actually Napolean's acting instructor.

Why do I not believe this, LOL!! You mean JON HEDER's Acting Instructor?  Yeah sure

I like when Napoleon says "Pedro offers you his protection" and then in the next scene, the guy is trying to steal the bike and "Pedros Cousins with all the sweet hookups" pulls up with a VOTE FOR PEDRO sign on their car and forcefully shake their heads and the guy runs off. LMAO!!!


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