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User currently offlineSaintsman From United Kingdom, joined Mar 2002, 2065 posts, RR: 2
Posted (10 years 7 months 21 hours ago) and read 844 times:

I heard this story today and I wondered what put downs you've had / used / heard.

A waiter took a bottle of champagne to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender. She regarded the champagne coolly for a second; without looking over at the man decided to send a reply note. The waiter, who was waiting for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants."

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded his note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return it to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account. However, not even for a woman as beautiful as you would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."

[Edited 2005-10-04 20:27:39]

[Edited 2005-10-04 20:28:46]

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User currently offlineXJRamper From United States of America, joined Dec 2003, 2511 posts, RR: 42
Reply 1, posted (10 years 7 months 20 hours ago) and read 808 times:

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


Look ma' no hands!
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (10 years 7 months 20 hours ago) and read 775 times:

Your Momma dresses like ErikWilliam!!!

User currently offlineErikwilliam From Brazil, joined Mar 2004, 2152 posts, RR: 10
Reply 3, posted (10 years 7 months 19 hours ago) and read 758 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 2):
Your Momma dresses like ErikWilliam!!!

and what tha hell do I have to do with this???

nice joke, heard it before in portuguese

Dida, Cafu, Lucio, Roque Junior, Roberto Carlo, Emerson, Ze Roberto, Ronaldinho, Kaka, Adriano, Robinho, Ronaldo
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (10 years 7 months 18 hours ago) and read 712 times:

Quoting Erikwilliam (Reply 3):
and what tha hell do I have to do with this???

Just having fun  Wink

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