Airbuzz From Canada, joined Jan 2009, 0 posts, RR: 0 Posted (7 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1257 times:
"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.
Logan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 1, posted (7 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1243 times:
"Let's take a look at the evidence," said ECFR senior fellow Gregory Lunsden."In Matthew 15:14, Jesus says, 'And if the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.' He says nothing about some gravity making them fall—just that they will fall. Then, in Job 5:7, we read, 'But mankind is born to trouble, as surely as sparks fly upwards.' If gravity is pulling everything down, why do the sparks fly upwards with great surety? This clearly indicates that a conscious intelligence governs all falling."
Tmatt95 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2005, 489 posts, RR: 0 Reply 3, posted (7 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1237 times:
Hi,
I guess the next time I fly, I will be flying on a wing and a prayer . I personally like to think that when God created the world, he created gravity to hold everything onto it. So in my opinion at least, they are both more or less correct. God is behind all this but science, as it is, is also correct.
Kevinl1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 51 Reply 6, posted (7 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1205 times:
How many of you include gravity in your prayers? "Dear God.....thank you for our food, our health, Mommy and Daddy and...." The anchient civilations at least worshiped idols representing the elements and were thankful. I would think that "God" is pretty pissed off about mankind completely ignoring this most important force and taking it totally for granted. I think it's time that we all get down on our knees, right now, and show a little appreciation before "God" pulls the plug on gravity and we all go flying off the face of the earth at 1,100 mph.
TedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 7, posted (7 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 9 hours ago) and read 1202 times:
Quoting Kevinl1011 (Reply 6): I think it's time that we all get down on our knees, right now, and show a little appreciation before "God" pulls the plug on gravity and we all go flying off the face of the earth at 1,100 mph.
Birdwatching From United States of America, joined Sep 2003, 3573 posts, RR: 52 Reply 9, posted (7 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1160 times:
Quoting Kevinl1011 (Reply 6): How many of you include gravity in your prayers?
Well, on this side of the planet we're ok. You OZ and NZ guys and gals should be worried though.
All the things you probably hate about travelling are warm reminders that I'm home
Kevinl1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 51 Reply 10, posted (7 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1158 times:
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Kevinl1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 51 Reply 11, posted (7 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 8 hours ago) and read 1140 times:
Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 9): Well, on this side of the planet we're ok. You OZ and NZ guys and gals should be worried though.
We're Nuts From United States of America, joined Jun 2000, 5705 posts, RR: 22 Reply 13, posted (7 years 7 months 2 weeks 5 days 6 hours ago) and read 1079 times:
Quoting Cfalk (Reply 2): I hope you do realize that it is a joke, right?
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Thanks God I'm not in Kansas...
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. I personally like to think that when God created the world, he created gravity to hold everything onto it. So in my opinion at least, they are both more or less correct. God is behind all this but science, as it is, is also correct.
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Great joke, by the way!
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