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Why Men Are Happier...... (Funny)  
User currently offlineSonOfACaptain From United States of America, joined May 2004, 1747 posts, RR: 6
Posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 1207 times:

This is funny stuff.

Why ARE Men Happier?

Men Are Just Happier People.

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one
is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress- $5000. Tux rental- $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood - all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 24 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!


-SOAC


Non Illegitimi Carborundum
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User currently onlineGordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 2109 posts, RR: 21
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1116 times:

This single post probably makes more sense and speaks more truth than all the other posts in Non-av put together.

Women - take note, and learn!  Smile



Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
User currently offlineMatt27 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 2 weeks 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 1115 times:

Quoting SonOfACaptain (Thread starter):

Great, man!!!  rotf 


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