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Advantages Of Being A Woman  
User currently offlineZKSUJ From New Zealand, joined May 2004, 7084 posts, RR: 12
Posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2627 times:

Just looking at the 'why men are happier thread'. This was in the uni newspaper today (Chaff). A few reasons for woman to have the advantage.

-Breasts, they have them
-'I've got my period' is an excuse no man can argue with
-No premature ejaculation
-Taxis stop for women
-You can almost always have sex when you want it
-Women live longer
-Women can have multiple orgasms
-Women almost always win custody battles
-Women don't have to worry about 'getting it up'
-They look better naked
-They don't have to wear speedos
-If a woman forgets to shave, no one knows
-They are happy to ask for directions
-They are capable of admiring other womans looks without feeling their feminiity threatened
-Woman got off the Titanic first
-They don't do combovers
-They don't have to fart to amuse themselves
-They don't have to worry about cracking a woody at a inappropriate time
-"woman problems" = no questions asked
-Woman can talk to men without picturing them naked
-They can hug their friends without being 'gay'
-Shopping is a hobby, not a form of torture
-They dont keep checking their privates to make sure they are still there
-Its not a woman's fault if the floor around the toilet is wet
-They don't have to worry that he faked an orgasm
-Woman look fine in mens clothes, while men look scary in womans clothes

Women, sucks for men.  Sad

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User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24906 posts, RR: 56
Reply 1, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 13 hours ago) and read 2615 times:

Quoting ZKSUJ (Thread starter):

-Breasts, they have them

So do I, in fact mine are a lot bigger than a lot of womens breasts.
Signed, OYRJA - Owner of the worlds biggest man breasts
 duck 



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineAlcregular From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 2, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2558 times:

Quoting ZKSUJ (Thread starter):
They don't have to fart to amuse themselves

You haven't met my friends  Silly

Quoting ZKSUJ (Thread starter):
Woman can talk to men without picturing them naked

You don't know what goes through my mind  Wink

Quoting ZKSUJ (Thread starter):
Shopping is a hobby, not a form of torture


It is for me


User currently offlineGeoffm From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2004, 2111 posts, RR: 6
Reply 3, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2551 times:

Advantages Of Being A Woman:
They've got us blokes. Biggest advantage ever!

Geoff M.


User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4681 posts, RR: 47
Reply 4, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 7 hours ago) and read 2538 times:

The Police believe what they say and not me...

Signed,
FLAIRPORT



"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24906 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 4 days 6 hours ago) and read 2532 times:

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 4):
The Police believe what they say and not me...

Signed,
FLAIRPORT

And Aerobalance comes out of nowhere and sends FLAIRPORT crashing to the mat. Good night now!



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