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Bush Sucked Into..........Joke  
User currently offlineRsmith6621a From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 194 posts, RR: 2
Posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 17 hours ago) and read 1064 times:

Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some fun.

After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men's room and they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who says:

"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror, that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps
up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and he suddenly finds the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore steps up and says, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three," and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush looks into the mirror and says, "I think...", and is promptly sucked into the mirror.


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User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 983 times:

LOL... Randy made a funny  Smile

User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24815 posts, RR: 56
Reply 2, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 9 hours ago) and read 981 times:

ROTFLMAO!  rotfl 
Pretty funny and oh so true  Wink



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User currently offlineMatt27 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 6 months 1 week 4 days 8 hours ago) and read 958 times:

LOL  rotf   rotf   rotf 

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