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Tired Of His Womanizing, Wife Cuts Husband’s Penis  
User currently offlineJetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7405 posts, RR: 50
Posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1594 times:
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Wouldn't want to be this guy. Looks like she went to Lorena Bobbit's marraige seminar.If you're going to cheat, beware of crazy wife


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User currently offlineTPASXM787 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 1730 posts, RR: 20
Reply 1, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1575 times:

Damn, I saw womanizing, and thought that Hillary finally got fed up with Bill Big grin

Anyways, damn, note to self: never cheat, or marry a psycho



This is the Last Stop.
User currently offlineCurtisMan From Canada, joined Jun 2005, 1002 posts, RR: 50
Reply 2, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1549 times:

Do you think she had it bronzed and mounted to display on the coffee table for all their guests?

 trophy 



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User currently offlineNewark777 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 9348 posts, RR: 30
Reply 3, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1541 times:

One of the only times I would contemplate killing.

Harry



Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
User currently offlineXr8FordGirl From Australia, joined Jun 2005, 89 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 1494 times:

Yeek has Lorraine Bobbit taken up marriage guidance now? I think Bill Clinton should be getting a tad worried about now scared 

User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29791 posts, RR: 58
Reply 5, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 6 days ago) and read 1493 times:

We had a case last year.

Guy got it cut off, girl flushed it down the john.

The police called the local water/wastewater utility to come and remove the toilet, and the member was found in the trap.

It was successfully re-attached.

But it does raise the question....at what point do you decide that you don't want it back?



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineDLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 23 hours ago) and read 1480 times:

Quoting L-188 (Reply 5):
But it does raise the question....at what point do you decide that you don't want it back?

They can pry it from my cold dead body...being that it is a monument and all...


User currently offlineAviation From Australia, joined Dec 2004, 1143 posts, RR: 21
Reply 7, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1464 times:

Ouch my balls just clenched!


Signed, Aaron Nicoli - Trans World Airlines Collector
User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1448 times:

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

This thread can not die quickly enough.


User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1443 times:

How do you not wake up before the chick makes a clean cut of your member?

User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3078 posts, RR: 20
Reply 10, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1434 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 9):
How do you not wake up before the chick makes a clean cut of your member?

Reallllllyyyyyyy Sharp knife...

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlinePHLBOS From United States of America, joined Mar 2004, 7511 posts, RR: 24
Reply 11, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1411 times:

This gives a whole new meaning to the question the Cut or Uncut?  duck   Silly


"TransEastern! You'll feel like you've never left the ground because we treat you like dirt!" SNL Parady ad circa 1981
User currently offlineHAJFlyer From Switzerland, joined Sep 2005, 1473 posts, RR: 9
Reply 12, posted (8 years 9 months 2 weeks 5 days 18 hours ago) and read 1408 times:

Well, in spite of all the tremendous advances in medical technology, this is one "spare part" that you cannot order yet.

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