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Noooooooo! You Complete Plonker!  
User currently offlineLeigh Pilgrim From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2000, 392 posts, RR: 0
Posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1069 times:

I am sooo angry, when is Carl gonna get it in his head that Izzy is the biggest waste of space ever, hes so stupid!!!

PLEASE ANYONE IN OZZ, TELL ME THIS WILL ALL STOP SOON!!

For those of you who have no idear what Im talking about, its 'Neighbours'!!!!!

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User currently offlineBanco From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2001, 14752 posts, RR: 53
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 3 hours ago) and read 1049 times:

I'll let you into a secret:















It's not real.



She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
User currently offlineLeigh pilgrim From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2000, 392 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 1032 times:

Yes, I wondered how long it would take for someone to post that........!

User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1020 times:

What the hell is a Plonker?

Is that like a Twonk?

The British have the best insults.


User currently offlineBigOrange From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 2365 posts, RR: 3
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1005 times:

A plonker is the polite way of calling someone a pr*ck!

User currently offlineNighthawk From UK - Scotland, joined Sep 2001, 5151 posts, RR: 33
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 1002 times:

i love the fact that he was going off his nut until he finds out he raped her, then its suddenly all ok!

Wasnt it the fact that she lied that got him annoyed to start with? It cant be the sleeping with someone else, as Karl knows she was with Guss b4 she met him!

Stupid idiot.

Oh, and whats with all the old characters coming back? Dave Bishop + Family, then paul, now Annalise and phil + friend!

Despirate for characters? Why not bring Anne and Flic back, then do a late night edition Big grin



That'll teach you
User currently offlineLeigh pilgrim From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2000, 392 posts, RR: 0
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 985 times:

Quoting Nighthawk (Reply 5):
Oh, and whats with all the old characters coming back? Dave Bishop + Family, then paul, now Annalise and phil + friend!

Despirate for characters? Why not bring Anne and Flic back, then do a late night edition

Its the 20th Anniversary of the show!!!!, its amazing how they all appear suddenly!!


User currently offlineCtbarnes From United States of America, joined Mar 2000, 3491 posts, RR: 50
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 16 hours ago) and read 943 times:

Neighbors taught me the Americans aren't the only ones who produce bad television.

Ugh!  ill 

Charles, SJ



The customer isn't a moron, she is your wife -David Ogilvy
User currently offlineXr8FordGirl From Australia, joined Jun 2005, 89 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 13 hours ago) and read 922 times:

Good grief people actually watch Neighbours? What is it you Poms love about that show so much?  duck  I don't get it. Never have

User currently offlineKaddyuk From Wallis and Futuna, joined Nov 2001, 4126 posts, RR: 25
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 902 times:

Looks like its time to get the gay bashing stick out... Neighbours really does seem to bring the queen out of even the straightest homo's

And for those who dont understand the word plonker...


dope, idiot, moron, wally, pillock, dunderhead, dimwit
You are such a plonker, Rodney.


[Edited 2005-10-15 12:38:15]


Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 886 times:

Been watchin that show on and off since 85 Smile

Hate it when i miss it, but keep up to date on the net, and when at work, always make sure my lunchbrek is either on the first show, or the 2nd showing of it. I have a feeling Carl will find out soon, izzy will run in disgrace, not that she has not tried before, but shes such a evil COW. Karl ans susan will get back together me thinks, i dont know why, but they are made for each other


User currently offlineDemoose From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 1952 posts, RR: 23
Reply 11, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 881 times:

If you're so desperate to see what is going to happen have a look at www.neighbours.com

I'd just like to add that Neighbours is the common denominator of all 18-21 year olds in full time education in the UK!  Wink

Mark

[Edited 2005-10-15 13:32:59]


Take a ride...fly across the sky
User currently offlineDaddiesSecret From Niue, joined Sep 2005, 270 posts, RR: 0
Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 831 times:

have the australians ever made a watchable tv programme?

User currently offlineDavid L From United Kingdom, joined May 1999, 9524 posts, RR: 41
Reply 13, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 824 times:

Used to watch Neighbours and A Country Practice from time to time till I got cable. Now I can't stand any soaps, although... earlier in the year I accidentally stumbled across Gilmore Girls and I'm utterly hooked. Not technically a soap, I suppose, as it has "seasons", but close. Waiting with baited breath for the current season to make its way over here. I want to move to Stars Hollow. Every other soap I'm aware of is complete junk food for the mind.

User currently offlineBR076 From Netherlands, joined May 2005, 1086 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 812 times:

Quoting DaddiesSecret (Reply 12):
have the australians ever made a watchable tv programme?

they sure did, Bangkok Hilton , with Nicole Kidman before she ever heard of plastic chirurgie  Smile


And Flying Doctors was a very good tv show



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User currently offlineDaddiesSecret From Niue, joined Sep 2005, 270 posts, RR: 0
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 2 hours ago) and read 803 times:

Quoting DaddiesSecret (Reply 12):
have the australians ever made a watchable tv programme?

sorry, i forgot 'prisoner cell block h'!


User currently offlineLeigh pilgrim From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2000, 392 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 795 times:

Quoting DaddiesSecret (Reply 12):
have the australians ever made a watchable tv programme?

Erm Id have to say yes,

Flying doctors
Police Rescue
Neighbours
Home and Away

Erm sorry for using the term 'plonker', it comers from 'Only Fools and Horses', that TV serise makes 'Friends' a load of rubbish! (ohhh Im gonna get hammered for that one, haha!)


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 765 times:

I miss Nabes. I used to watch it religiously in SYD, and have a major withdrawal episode when the show when on hiatus in the summer - aarghh !! I haven't watched it in years though. They don't have soaps in France, so I have to make do with Desperate Housewives in Italian.

User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 759 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 17):
They don't have soaps in France

Yes, we know that.

Signed,

Those of us with noses.


User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 756 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 18):
Those of us with noses.

There speaks the Sanitation Engineer. Get back in your sewer !


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 20, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 751 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 19):
There speaks the Sanitation Engineer. Get back in your sewer !

Pot. Kettle. Black
 duck 



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 21, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 751 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 19):
There speaks the Sanitation Engineer. Get back in your sewer !

Welcome back - that was one long meal!

http://home.att.net/~rcoffey/French_Frog.jpg


User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 22, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 746 times:

Fantastic Logan22L  bigthumbsup 


When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineJGPH1A From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 23, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 740 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 21):
Welcome back - that was one long meal!

I know - the government just extended the mandatory 2 hour lunch break to 3 months, in an effort to improve inefficiency and waste. Apparently not enough of us are going on strike, so they had to take drastic action. Ain't socialism wonderful ?


User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 1 day 4 hours ago) and read 739 times:

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 23):
Ain't socialism wonderful ?

If there's one thing I'm jealous of, that's it. Oh, and the fact that you live in arguably the nicest spot on Earth.


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