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Doing A Line Of Charlie  
User currently offlineWhiteHatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 3814 times:

Thieves burgling a house found a pot of white powder labeled 'Charlie' and proceeded to help themselves to a couple of lines of what they thought was Charlie.

(charlie = cocaine)

Except it wasnt...it was the ashes of a dog called Charlie...

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/42e23aa3/70b02d04

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User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 20784 posts, RR: 62
Reply 1, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 7 hours ago) and read 3802 times:

I realize these aren't the sharpest tools in the shed, but just wait until they get to prison.

"Why are you here?"

"We got caught sniffing a dog."

 rotfl 



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User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 2, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 3775 times:

Ever seen "cremains" of dog or human?

They are not a white powder but fairly coarse pieces of burned bone. No way it could be confused with coke.

If the story is true these guys are even dumber than you think.



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User currently offlineWhiteHatter From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 3729 times:

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 2):
Ever seen "cremains" of dog or human?

They are not a white powder but fairly coarse pieces of burned bone. No way it could be confused with coke.

only from a cheap crematorium. Respectable ones at least grind the bits up afterwards into a coarse grey powder.

However smackhead burglars will snort anything. They probably thought it was just raw coke!


User currently offlineGordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 2162 posts, RR: 21
Reply 4, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 16 hours ago) and read 3667 times:

I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice-cubes got stuck to my nose ..........  Smile




[runs and hides]



Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
User currently offlineCHRISBA777ER From UK - England, joined Mar 2001, 5964 posts, RR: 62
Reply 5, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 15 hours ago) and read 3651 times:

LOL if they were from London, you could confuse ANYTHING with coke - they cut it with everything round here.


What do you mean you dont have any bourbon? Do you know how far it is to Houston? What kind of airline is this???
User currently offlinePyrex From Portugal, joined Aug 2005, 4038 posts, RR: 28
Reply 6, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 3643 times:

Quoting CHRISBA777ER (Reply 5):
they cut it with everything round here.

I sure hope you have a legitimate reason for knowing this...  Silly



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User currently offlineCHRISBA777ER From UK - England, joined Mar 2001, 5964 posts, RR: 62
Reply 7, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 3636 times:

LOL yes i do as it happens.


What do you mean you dont have any bourbon? Do you know how far it is to Houston? What kind of airline is this???
User currently offlineRoger136913 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 473 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 3633 times:

Quoting WhiteHatter (Reply 3):
only from a cheap crematorium. Respectable ones at least grind the bits up afterwards into a coarse grey powder.

However smackhead burglars will snort anything. They probably thought it was just raw coke!

Not only is it grey but there is black in it also. Even the best Crematoriums also have small pieces of bones in them.

I never saw raw coke so I can't say it's grey let alone with black in it. Have to be one stupid bastid to snort ashes thinking it's coke lol...


User currently offlineCHRISBA777ER From UK - England, joined Mar 2001, 5964 posts, RR: 62
Reply 9, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 3631 times:

This is the biggest urban myth - tabloid tripe - nothing more.


What do you mean you dont have any bourbon? Do you know how far it is to Houston? What kind of airline is this???
User currently offlinePyrex From Portugal, joined Aug 2005, 4038 posts, RR: 28
Reply 10, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 2 hours ago) and read 3591 times:

Quoting CHRISBA777ER (Reply 7):
LOL yes i do as it happens.

Well, in your user profile it does say "various mind expanding substances"...



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User currently offlineJAGflyer From Canada, joined Aug 2004, 3568 posts, RR: 4
Reply 11, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 3 days 1 hour ago) and read 3583 times:

I have heard of this happening before. People mistake ashes for cocaine and end up snorting it.


Support the beer and soda can industry, recycle old airplanes!
User currently offlineCHRISBA777ER From UK - England, joined Mar 2001, 5964 posts, RR: 62
Reply 12, posted (9 years 1 month 1 week 2 days 9 hours ago) and read 3546 times:

Quoting Pyrex (Reply 10):
Quoting CHRISBA777ER (Reply 7):
LOL yes i do as it happens.

Well, in your user profile it does say "various mind expanding substances"...

Yeah, and?



What do you mean you dont have any bourbon? Do you know how far it is to Houston? What kind of airline is this???
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