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Going In The Pussy Hole: Who Goes On Top?  
User currently offlineMatt D From United States, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 55
Posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2149 times:

I recently bought a [pussy]cat scratch/relaxing post for my cats. It comes with two little semi-private cubby holes for snoozing, plus a soft sheep-wool top shelf. Heck I wouldn't mind if they made something like this for us humans.

Here are my cats, one of them is in each cubby hole. Turbo is in the top hole and Bean is in the lower one.

http://x-2000r.angelcities.com/images/family/CatsPost1.JPG

Now they have sort of switched positions. Bean is on the top shelf and Turbo is below Bean-but still in the top hole.

http://x-2000r.angelcities.com/images/family/CatsPost2.JPG

and another shot from a different angle.

http://x-2000r.angelcities.com/images/family/BeanOnTop1.JPG

So now how do they work this out? Who decides who gets the top shelf and who gets which cubbyhole? Will they develop favorites, work out a timeshare program, or will they just duke it out each time one of them wants to be in a certain position?

27 replies: All unread, showing first 25:
 
User currently offlineWe're Nuts From United States, joined Jun 2000, 5705 posts, RR: 30
Reply 1, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2121 times:

Okay Matt, you got my attention.


Bend over, heads down, stay down!
User currently offlineKiwiinOz From New Zealand, joined Oct 2005, 1473 posts, RR: 5
Reply 2, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2113 times:

Classic

You're a funny bugger. This thread will have 50,000 views!


"I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal. "
User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2105 times:

 rotfl 

Cute!
... don't ask me why I even viewed this  Silly I have absolutely no idea...

User currently offlineMatt D From United States, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 55
Reply 4, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2088 times:

I had no idea so many people would be interested in viewing and discussing yet another thread about my cats and their little cubby hole snoozing tower.

User currently offlinePsa53 From United States, joined Aug 2003, 2311 posts, RR: 6
Reply 5, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2075 times:

I want a deletion just for
the fact you tricked us!


 flamed 

Nice headline.


Tuesday's Off! Do not disturb.
User currently offlineMatt D From United States, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 55
Reply 6, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2065 times:

No deception here. Read the message body. The topic is EXACTLY about what the subject says.

How anybody could get the wrong idea, I'll never know.  angel 

User currently offlineLogan22L From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2042 times:

Quoting Jap (Reply 3):
... don't ask me why I even viewed this

Well, I have an idea, but I'm not willing to get banned for it.  Wink

User currently offlineTedTAce From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 22 hours ago) and read 2019 times:

If this thread wan't talking about pussy I'd say it was gay.

User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 2001 times:

Quoting KiwiinOz (Reply 2):

You're a funny bugger. This thread will have 50,000 views!

Damn, and I just made it 145.

User currently offlineAeroWesty From United States, joined Oct 2004, 15634 posts, RR: 66
Reply 10, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1999 times:

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 8):
If this thread wan't talking about pussy I'd say it was gay.

But it's most definitely ghey.


International Homo of Mystery
User currently offlineKFLLCFII From United States, joined Sep 2004, 3071 posts, RR: 39
Reply 11, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1998 times:

Quoting Jap (Reply 3):
don't ask me why I even viewed this I have absolutely no idea...

Don't worry...It's just that natural attraction to *it* that all females posess  Wink


"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
User currently offlineJap From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1978 times:

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 7):
Well, I have an idea, but I'm not willing to get banned for it.  Wink



Quoting KFLLCFII (Reply 11):
Don't worry...It's just that natural attraction to *it* that all females posess  Wink

 Silly this suddenly became very awkward... I think I've seen way too many sexual related topics on here for one night... the cats calmed me down, thankfully  rotfl 

User currently offlineUsnseallt82 From United States, joined Jan 2004, 4885 posts, RR: 62
Reply 13, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1951 times:

Wow. You got my attention.

Shitty thread but wonderful title.  bigthumbsup 


Fly Navy
User currently offlineDesertJets From United States, joined Feb 2000, 6882 posts, RR: 28
Reply 14, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1945 times:

Not sure what is worse, the thread title, or Matt's continued pic whoring of his cats.





Cute kitties btw.


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User currently offlineMatt D From United States, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 55
Reply 15, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1917 times:

Matt's continued pic whoring of his cats.

I'm sure that Bean and Turbo don't mind if they aren't totally clueless.

I guess I do it because 1) some people do enjoy animal threads (I wasn't a big fan of Pluchette when she first appeared, but she kinda started to grow on me after awhile). 2) As caustic and abrasive as some of you think I am, I have to show some kind of soft and sensitive side lest I get written off as a big oaf altogether. 3) Animals are a subject of much more civil discussion. Even I get tired of engaging in the same pointless take-no-prisoners debates over Bush, gay vs straight, and Iraq over and over and over.

For those threads, I ought to just type up template replies. And when I want to participate, just copy-n-paste, and be done with it. I pretty much argue the same points time and time again as do most people.....

Speaking of animals, there is a difference between cats, dogs, and parrots versus cows, chickens, and pigs. The first group are animals. The second group is food.

User currently offlineTNboy From Australia, joined Mar 2002, 1131 posts, RR: 27
Reply 16, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1917 times:

Matt, if non-av hasn't fully equipped you to determine who is a 'top' and who is a 'bottom', then there's not much hope for you.
In cats, as in life, the dominant one will usually end up on top. Unless, of course, they are a dominant bottom. I think there's enough expert opinion around here to advise you!!  cheeky 
Cheers
Bill


"...every aircraft is subtly different.."
User currently offlineIslipWN From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 17, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1903 times:

LOL I knew it had to do with cats or else this thread would have already been deleted! bouncy 

Joe

User currently offlineRunway23 From Canada, joined Jan 2005, 1739 posts, RR: 51
Reply 18, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 21 hours ago) and read 1889 times:

Rhaa! I was expecting better.

User currently offlineL-188 From United States, joined Jul 1999, 28554 posts, RR: 72
Reply 19, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 19 hours ago) and read 1806 times:

Matt, I think you missed you calling.

Based on the thread title you should be working for the Brocolli Family comming up with names for James Bond Heroines.


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User currently offlineVirgin744 From United States, joined Nov 1999, 793 posts, RR: 8
Reply 20, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 12 hours ago) and read 1685 times:

 banghead 

Damn! you got me again!


Its an opinion...
User currently offlineGarnetpalmetto From United States, joined Oct 2003, 4717 posts, RR: 63
Reply 21, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 1603 times:
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Matt, remind me again which of the two was born as the tom? With the cats I've encountered they tend to give deference to males OR by "age" in the house. Case in point, my mother has 3 cats. One is a female applehead Siamese we purchased approximately 8 years ago, one a female stray who showed up on her doorstep about 5 years ago, and the third a male stray who showed up on her doorstep as a kitten about 3 years ago. Basically the pecking order is Misty (the siamese), India (the male stray), and Baby (the female stray). Why did India jump over Baby in terms of the hierarchy? Best I can figure is because Misty "adopted" him as her kitten - taught him how to hunt, carried him around like he was her kitten, everything like that. Despite that, her dog is firmly at the BOTTOM of the pecking order. And because you were so kind as to share your "kitty porn," here are hers. Pardon if they're poor pics, but I used my cell phone camera last time I visited to snap the pictures.

- Misty

- India

- Baby


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User currently offlineMatt D From United States, joined Nov 1999, 9502 posts, RR: 55
Reply 22, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1530 times:

Turbo is a male and Bean is the female. They are brother/sister from the same litter.

Except for a total of about 3 days, when they were each getting "fixed", they've been together their whole lives.

User currently offlineRJ111 From United Kingdom, joined Sep 2004, 3059 posts, RR: 9
Reply 23, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 1524 times:

Does it have a back door? Big grin


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User currently offlineSrbmod From United States, joined Mar 2001, 14184 posts, RR: 61
Reply 24, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1461 times:
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I like talking about my pussy.

Signed,

Mrs. Betty Slocombe


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User currently offlineRedngold From United States, joined Mar 2000, 6907 posts, RR: 58
Reply 25, posted (4 years 3 weeks 2 days 3 hours ago) and read 1449 times:

Matt,

It looks like Turbo and Bean are co-dominant or mutually non-dominant based on how they behave. Usually if there's a dominant cat that cat will always be the highest cat in a vertical environment. You've raised two cats that share. Congratulations!

My cats are the same way. There's never fighting between them over living space. While Ernie *tends* to be dominant - simply because he's physically larger and stronger - Bert also goes up on top of my bookshelves and dressers. The only place that Ernie shows true dominance is at the food bowl. Bert can come in and share, but Ernie won't move to allow him in if the bowl is blocked.


redngold


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