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The Joys Of Living Alone For The First Time  
User currently offlineUTA_flyinghigh From Tunisia, joined Oct 2001, 6495 posts, RR: 50
Posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2521 times:

Hahaha, thought I'd share with you some of the rhaat's predicaments :

Tim @ uni says:
preparing some foolish asian lunch
Tim @ uni says:
rice vegetables and pork
Tim @ uni says:
rhaa the thing is burning
Tim @ uni says:
rhaa the casserole is a f..... mess
Tim @ uni says:
i have a rhaa of a situation now
Tim @ uni says:
i used that tesco cleaning fluid
Tim @ uni says:
now the whole sink is covered in soap
Tim @ uni says:
i'm phoning the rhaatette
Tim @ uni says:
gonna tell her to come and clean the mess


Was this how things happened during your first year living on your own ?

UTA   

Edit to delete the fool's phone number

[Edited 2005-10-17 16:31:43]


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User currently onlineGordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 2122 posts, RR: 21
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 15 hours ago) and read 2495 times:

Quoting UTA_flyinghigh (Thread starter):
Was this how things happened during your first year living on your own ?

What do you mean during my first year? It still fecking happens on a daily basis!!!!!!!!  Smile

My daily life is full of incidents like this, brought on by my complete lack of domestic skills.

It's gotten so bad that I now have to pay a wee old woman to come into my house 3 days a week and do my washing and cleaning for me, lest I feck it up in the most miraculous style.

I even have to get my 19 yr old sister to do my grocery shopping for me online, as if it was left up to me I'd buy 7 of those 'dinner in a tin can' things every week, and then have to phone her to come and cook it for me.

It's been a bone of contention with me for some time, but no matter how often people try to teach me to prepare the most basic of meals (and we're talking toast n' beans here) I still manage to screw it up in a huge way.

It's borderline pathetic and defineately embaressing!  Smile

Regards,
Gordon.



Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
User currently offlineTeahan From Germany, joined Nov 1999, 5294 posts, RR: 61
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 14 hours ago) and read 2463 times:

Quoting UTA_flyinghigh (Thread starter):
Tim @ uni says:
i'm phoning the rhaatette
Tim @ uni says:
gonna tell her to come and clean the mess

I wonder what the rhaatette would say to that.



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User currently offlineRunway23 From US Minor Outlying Islands, joined Jan 2005, 2194 posts, RR: 35
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2431 times:

Quoting Gordonsmall (Reply 1):
It's gotten so bad that I now have to pay a wee old woman to come into my house 3 days a week and do my washing and cleaning for me, lest I feck it up in the most miraculous style.

3x per week man you must really create a warzone mess.

Quoting Teahan (Reply 2):
I wonder what the rhaatette would say to that.

I actually did talk to her and her reply was that she's got enough of her own mess to clean up that she'd like me to come over and do her's. If I do come over it'll be for other purposes (academic ones).


User currently offlineCaptOveur From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 5 days 12 hours ago) and read 2428 times:

Thats pretty sad if you NEED the rhaatette to clean up after you.

User currently onlineGordonsmall From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2001, 2122 posts, RR: 21
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 18 hours ago) and read 2338 times:

Quoting Runway23 (Reply 3):
3x per week man you must really create a warzone mess.

Not really, in fairness the wee old woman only works 5 hours per week, but splits it over 3 days for some reason known only to her.

I couldn't care less, I'm almost always out when she arrives, and when I get home from work my dishwasher is empty, my clothes are washed, dried and ironed and the house is clean.

She gets paid, I get less hassle - win-win for both of us.  Smile



Statistically, people who have had the most birthdays tend to live the longest.
User currently offlineTeahan From Germany, joined Nov 1999, 5294 posts, RR: 61
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 1 week 4 days 15 hours ago) and read 2306 times:

Quoting CaptOveur (Reply 4):
Thats pretty sad if you NEED the rhaatette to clean up after you.

It wouldn't be that sad if you knew the Rhaat.



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