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I Hate Skunks!  
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Posted (8 years 11 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1249 times:

I've only had 3 hrs sleep, so if this doesnt make sense forgive me.

I finally get to sleep around 3am. Nice deep sleep, the type I wish I had every night. Well, out of nowhere, I wake up with a big jump, and realize that there is a nasty smell.. And it's getting worse.. After a minute I realize.. HOLY SHIT. A SKUNK just sprayed outside my apartment...

There used to be bushes in front of most of the complex, but they got torn out cause they were in bad shape.. I guess the skunks lived there.. Now they probably live in neighbors bushes or the nearby park, but DAMMIT! Why spray outside my window?!?!?!

Whoever invented skunks should be drug into the street and shot..

Chris

[Edited 2005-10-27 13:15:40]


Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
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User currently offlineUnattendedBag From United States of America, joined Oct 2003, 2328 posts, RR: 1
Reply 1, posted (8 years 11 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1244 times:

Go outside and mark your own territory. Show that skunk who's BOSS!


Slower traffic, keep right
User currently offlineRoger136913 From United States of America, joined Aug 2005, 473 posts, RR: 0
Reply 2, posted (8 years 11 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1242 times:

LOL, Maybe the skunk did not spray? They smell just as bad without spraying. Though the smell does not bothe rme I use to feed the ones we had living under a shed.

I would rather have them on my side when walking out the door knowing they were fed by me and not spraying me lol..


User currently offlineKevinl1011 From United States of America, joined Mar 2005, 2964 posts, RR: 47
Reply 3, posted (8 years 11 months 1 day 1 hour ago) and read 1232 times:

Awww Dude! It smells like some righteous bud!


474218, Carl, You will be missed.
User currently offlineKROC From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (8 years 11 months 1 day ago) and read 1220 times:

Like Skunks are found in the 'hood Chris.

User currently offlineGkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24936 posts, RR: 56
Reply 5, posted (8 years 11 months 1 day ago) and read 1212 times:

Quoting KROC (Reply 4):
Like Skunks are found in the 'hood Chris.

Or in the unemployment office!



When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
User currently offlineBR715-A1-30 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (8 years 11 months 17 hours ago) and read 1184 times:

That wasn't a skunk dude.. That was Matt D trying to get in to steal your big screen TV since he threw a hammer at his while he was watching the World Series.

User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 7, posted (8 years 11 months 14 hours ago) and read 1159 times:

Hmm.. Why does Matt D think I have a big screen tv?

Anyway, it's almost 6pm and I just got home.. STILL Smells like skunks!

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineSYRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 8, posted (8 years 11 months 13 hours ago) and read 1141 times:

Quoting Airlinelover (Reply 7):
Anyway, it's almost 6pm and I just got home.. STILL Smells like skunks!

How many times did you get shot at on the way home?


User currently offlineIslipWN From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (8 years 11 months 13 hours ago) and read 1141 times:

Fuck Skunks! They are gross lol

Joe


User currently offlineAC777LR From Canada, joined Apr 2006, 487 posts, RR: 40
Reply 10, posted (8 years 11 months 13 hours ago) and read 1134 times:

I just boght my new car a month ago, and on my first country drive of it, I was going up to my cottage on Lake Huron and I ran one right over, I killed it but I didnt hit the stink sac, thank god.


Member since April 2000
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 11, posted (8 years 11 months 12 hours ago) and read 1115 times:

Quoting SYRGuy (Reply 8):

How many times did you get shot at on the way home?

What the.........

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 11 months 12 hours ago) and read 1112 times:

Yeah, I hate those slutty, no-good women, too.

Oh, wait...

You said SKUNKS, not SKANKS!

Ah, my bad.  Big grin


User currently offlineAC777LR From Canada, joined Apr 2006, 487 posts, RR: 40
Reply 13, posted (8 years 11 months 11 hours ago) and read 1105 times:

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 12):
Yeah, I hate those slutty, no-good women, too.

Oh, wait...

You said SKUNKS, not SKANKS!

Ah, my bad.

Best post ever!!!



Member since April 2000
User currently offlineSYRGuy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 11 months 11 hours ago) and read 1099 times:

Location: Utica, Michigan

AKA, D-Town. The safest city in the world.


User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 15, posted (8 years 11 months 11 hours ago) and read 1098 times:

DELETE ME! Double post!

[Edited 2005-10-28 02:49:15]


Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 16, posted (8 years 11 months 11 hours ago) and read 1098 times:

ROFL.. It's not THAT bad, even tho KROC says otherwise..

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineMexicana757 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3042 posts, RR: 28
Reply 17, posted (8 years 11 months 8 hours ago) and read 1083 times:

Ever been in a car that has run over a skunk? Its horrible!!!!!!!!! Opening the windows doesnt do the job.  vomit   yuck 

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 12):
Yeah, I hate those slutty, no-good women, too.

Oh, wait...

You said SKUNKS, not SKANKS!

 spit   laughing 


User currently offlineLTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 13115 posts, RR: 12
Reply 18, posted (8 years 11 months 8 hours ago) and read 1079 times:

When I was a teenager (back in the late 1960's) while taking a shortcut through a semi-wooded area to a nearby supermarket, I got sparyed by a skunk. Talk about stink....PHEW!!! Had to take off all my clothes outside, wash up with Fels-Naphata bar laundry soap. I love it on a nice hot, humid summer night getting a snootful of skunk funk... irked 

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