Airlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 27 Posted (7 years 6 months 4 weeks 6 hours ago) and read 1057 times:
I've only had 3 hrs sleep, so if this doesnt make sense forgive me.
I finally get to sleep around 3am. Nice deep sleep, the type I wish I had every night. Well, out of nowhere, I wake up with a big jump, and realize that there is a nasty smell.. And it's getting worse.. After a minute I realize.. HOLY SHIT. A SKUNK just sprayed outside my apartment...
There used to be bushes in front of most of the complex, but they got torn out cause they were in bad shape.. I guess the skunks lived there.. Now they probably live in neighbors bushes or the nearby park, but DAMMIT! Why spray outside my window?!?!?!
Whoever invented skunks should be drug into the street and shot..
[Edited 2005-10-27 13:15:40]
Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
LTBEWR From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 12331 posts, RR: 12 Reply 18, posted (7 years 6 months 3 weeks 6 days 13 hours ago) and read 887 times:
When I was a teenager (back in the late 1960's) while taking a shortcut through a semi-wooded area to a nearby supermarket, I got sparyed by a skunk. Talk about stink....PHEW!!! Had to take off all my clothes outside, wash up with Fels-Naphata bar laundry soap. I love it on a nice hot, humid summer night getting a snootful of skunk funk...