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Ms. Cleo  
User currently offlineJm-airbus320 From Jamaica, joined Aug 2000, 304 posts, RR: 0
Posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 956 times:

Am I ever tired to see this woman making up and talking rubbish. The thing that I hate the most is that she keeps claiming to be Jamaican.......oh that sucks! If anyone knows a Jamaican accent they'll know that she is in no way a Jamaican even though she made up this place in Jamaica to say she was born there (that area has just begun construction last year) . She is in fact a Bahamian (can't understand why she wants to be Jamaican.......guess we're just good at everything) and so she tells the world that she is. For all those who are interested she used to live in Canada and moved to the US recently. So all those who believe in this psychic Jamaican.....guess what? You too are psycho.
Have a great day!

Jm-airbus320

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User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 1, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 917 times:

My god.. I am glad to see someone else who despises the fact that she can get on TV with all that CRAP about tarot cards and the such.. Pardon my french.. but she is a BEEEOTCH!!! God. I can't stand her....

Give me a Betazoid anyday.. They at least can READ MINDS, unlike psychics, who GUESS at what the hell is going on, usually being SO basically general that what they say can apply to ANYTHING..

Anyway..

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineIflycoach From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 1015 posts, RR: 2
Reply 2, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 21 hours ago) and read 910 times:

Telephone Call Last Night


SP = Salesperson
Me = IFlycoach

Me: Hello
SP: Would you like a free psychic reading?
Me: If you were psychic you would know the answer.
Me: Hang Up


User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 3, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 20 hours ago) and read 906 times:



ROFLMAO!!! That's PERFECT!!

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineL-188 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 29813 posts, RR: 58
Reply 4, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 19 hours ago) and read 899 times:

Isn't she under indictment in Indiana for consumer fraud....

I bet she didn't see that one !



OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
User currently offlineDerek H From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 886 times:

What I find funny is she is telling poeple (on the commerical) things they already know!

Cleo: Now There is someone in your faimly that their name starts with a "S", Am i correct?

User: Yes! Oh my god! This is so amazing!


User currently offlineAvion From Bouvet Island, joined May 1999, 2205 posts, RR: 7
Reply 6, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 12 hours ago) and read 880 times:

Dont call her. They have caller id and if you ever call her they will call you back 10 of times everyday.

Regards
Tom


User currently offlineSFOintern From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 770 posts, RR: 5
Reply 7, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 866 times:

Cawl may noww fer yer fa-ree reedin!

User currently offlineN312RC From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 2683 posts, RR: 16
Reply 8, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 11 hours ago) and read 865 times:

Call me now fo your free readin!


N/A
User currently offlineBH346 From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 3265 posts, RR: 14
Reply 9, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 10 hours ago) and read 855 times:

caa me now fo ya free readin'!!!

BH346



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User currently offlineJFKspotter From United States of America, joined Jan 2001, 448 posts, RR: 7
Reply 10, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 845 times:

(($3.95 a minute, must be 18 or older to call, entertainment purposes only.))

-JFKspotter


User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 11, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day 9 hours ago) and read 842 times:

(First 3 minutes of every call FREE!!!!)

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineNorthwestMSP From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day ago) and read 821 times:

Ms. Cleo is being investigated for fraud. Shocking!

User currently offlineOlympic A-340 From United States of America, joined Apr 2000, 780 posts, RR: 10
Reply 13, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 1 day ago) and read 823 times:

Ms. Cleo: "Now is there a man in your life?"
Wacko Caller: "OMG Ms. Cleo you know my whole life this is amazing"


User currently offlineAirlinelover From United States of America, joined Jun 2001, 5580 posts, RR: 22
Reply 14, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 23 hours ago) and read 814 times:

Just saw this commercial.. (Not exactly right in the convo..)

MC=Cleo
CA=CAller

CA= Is he ever gonna come back?? (Crying)
MC= No honey, he's not..
CA= Are you sure? He's not coming back? (still crying)
MC= He ain't comin bak..
CA= But he has to! I love him so much!! (hysterical)
MC= I loveya to death, but i canna lie to ya.. He's not coming back this time.

JHC.. What are people thinking these days..

Chris



Lets do some sexy math. We add you, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply
User currently offlineFlyVirgin744 From United States of America, joined Jul 1999, 1313 posts, RR: 1
Reply 15, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 799 times:

I like the new commercials when she acts like she's on a radio show.


Sometimes I go about in pity for myself and all the while a great wind carries me across the sky.
User currently offlineI Like To Fly From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 1188 posts, RR: 2
Reply 16, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 21 hours ago) and read 797 times:

I like the new commercials when she acts like she's on a radio show.

What makes you believe she is acting? She is on a real radio show. Do you really think they had to have her ACT like she was REALLY telling people what they already knew? She was really doing a radio show, it's sad those people were actually astonished by the fact that she could actually tell them what they already knew. No acting necessary. Big grin


User currently offlineLewis From Greece, joined Jul 1999, 3672 posts, RR: 5
Reply 17, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 18 hours ago) and read 792 times:

This whole thing must be hilarious! Is it like a live show???

User currently offlineLehpron From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 7028 posts, RR: 21
Reply 18, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 793 times:

She says, "I heard it a tousand times!"

She can't even pronounce thousand like the rest of us.




The meaning of life is curiosity; we were put on this planet to explore opportunities.
User currently offlineTransactoid From Canada, joined Mar 2001, 788 posts, RR: 0
Reply 19, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 7 hours ago) and read 787 times:

Cal mey now fo yo faree taaro reedin!

If she's psychic, shouldn't she be calling ME??



User currently offlineJm-airbus320 From Jamaica, joined Aug 2000, 304 posts, RR: 0
Reply 20, posted (13 years 2 months 4 weeks 3 hours ago) and read 778 times:

Let me repeat .............she is not a Jamaican and could never be. Her language just sucks.

Jm-airbus320


User currently offlineSeb146 From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 11766 posts, RR: 15
Reply 21, posted (13 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 22 hours ago) and read 762 times:

Say what you will about her, but she knows how to rake in the dough and make herself a household name! Even with the bad accent and horrid mumu's, I'd give her $3.99 per minute to read my tarot if I could afford it.
I did call one of those psychics one time years ago. She gave me the song-and-dance about "You'll be coming into some money in the next month" (payday was a week away) and "You have a friend whos name starts with a 'C'" (My roommate's name was Chris). But the thing that blew me away is when she heard him say "I'll be right back" she went off on a trip about everything that would happen between me and Chris in the next 2 months. EVERYTHING she said came true. Some people really do have a gift...



Life in the wall is a drag.
User currently offlineBoeing747-400 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (13 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 19 hours ago) and read 762 times:

There are several words that describe Ms. Cleo...

moron
1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of mild mental retardation having a mental age of from 7 to 12 years and generally having communication and social skills enabling some degree of academic or vocational education. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.


asshole
1. The anus.
2. A thoroughly contemptible, detestable person.
3. The most miserable or undesirable place in a particular area.


idiot
1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.


whore
1. A prostitute.
2. A person considered sexually promiscuous.
3. A person considered as having compromised principles for personal gain.




That's just the start of it here, should I go on?

 Smile



User currently offlineMbj-11 From Jamaica, joined Aug 2000, 386 posts, RR: 1
Reply 23, posted (13 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 752 times:

Fakest Jamaican accent I ever heard. "Call mi now!", "we not going put this on mainstreet"....ha! I wonder which Jamaican even if (mental) would ever talk like that. If you called Ms. Cleo, you are just as crazy


Jesus is the Christ and he alone saves
User currently offlineI Like To Fly From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 1188 posts, RR: 2
Reply 24, posted (13 years 2 months 3 weeks 6 days 10 hours ago) and read 749 times:

Seb146, the person you talked to was the same lady that worked the phone sex lines yesterday. The two are very similar. In both cases you are paid to read stuff off index cards as slowly as possible. None of the people on the phones have any special ability, except they know how to read. 60 Minutes went undercover once in them places and it was just a bunch of people watching little TVs while they talked to the morons who were crying on the other end of the phone cause they were just told their dog's gonna die within the next 10 years. Seb146, don't kid yourself. Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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