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Ever Had Sex Outdoors?  
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Posted (9 years 2 months 16 hours ago) and read 5069 times:

I must admit the only time I did, it was on a deserted island in the Maldives so no-one was watching but have you ever done it where you almost got caught?

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User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 5056 times:

Yes. In the Wilderness National Battlefield Park in Virginia. Late fall, and no one else was around. At least we thought that was the case.....

User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 2, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 5048 times:

Yes, my backyard with the ex gf (bitch), on the diving board.

I plan on doing some crazy shit this coming T-giving when I see my girl at home.



Go big or go home
User currently offlineHAJFlyer From Switzerland, joined Sep 2005, 1473 posts, RR: 9
Reply 3, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 5044 times:

Wow, a new sex-related thread has been running for 5 minutes and FlyAUA hasn't posted yet. This must be a new record for a.net.  Big grin

And for the record, no I am more of any indoor person when it comes to sex.


User currently offlineHalls120 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 5040 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 2):

And for the record, no I am more of any indoor person when it comes to sex.

You really need to try it. Quite liberating.....


User currently offlineAlcregular From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 5, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 5030 times:

I have, round the back of the magistates court/tax office late at night. Also on the beach in Spain as the police walked past. Looking back it was quite funny but wasn't at the time.

User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 6, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 5020 times:

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 4):
You really need to try it

Especially in the sea. Although all that sand is a pain!
 Big grin


User currently offlineBCAInfoSys From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 7, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 5010 times:

Kind of ashamed to admit this one.. my worst outdoor experience was in a graveyard! I was sloppy drunk at the time; otherwise, I wouldn't have done it. But I was dating a girl that was a little gothic-ish and that was her thing. And after that many drinks, I didn't really much care where I got it... lol!

User currently offlineSaigonhouston From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 398 posts, RR: 0
Reply 8, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 5003 times:

To honest with you guys........when I was in my early 20s.....many many many times. It's fun.

In the park
On the patio
On the beach (inside the tent)
Backyard
Balcony

saigonhouston


User currently offlineAA777 From United States of America, joined May 1999, 2544 posts, RR: 28
Reply 9, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 5003 times:

Quoting HAJFlyer (Reply 3):
Wow, a new sex-related thread has been running for 5 minutes and FlyAUA hasn't posted yet. This must be a new record for a.net.

Thats because apparently Fly AUA is off to Vienna today.... 'guess he doesnt have a comp handy...yet.

-AA777


User currently offlineTrekster From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4986 times:

Quoting HAJFlyer (Reply 3):
Wow, a new sex-related thread has been running for 5 minutes and FlyAUA hasn't posted yet. This must be a new record for a.net

He has a excuse this time Smile Hes on his way, or should now be in vienna with his parents, flew there after work with, of all airlines AUA lol. He will read this soon, and things will get back to normal with his normal style of post lol

Me, never done it outside, dont see a reason, too bloody cold for one thing lol


User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 11, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4969 times:

Quoting HAJFlyer (Reply 3):
a new sex-related thread has been running for 5 minutes and FlyAUA hasn't posted yet.

Give it time....
 Big grin  Big grin  Big grin

Quoting Trekster (Reply 10):
too bloody cold for one thing lol

Then you should go somewhere hot!
 Big grin


User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 46
Reply 12, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4956 times:

Quoting BCAInfoSys (Reply 7):
Kind of ashamed to admit this one

Raising the bullshit flag Stevie  redflag  - I thought you were quite proud of this achievement.

The beach is my surf, I mean turf.



"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19259 posts, RR: 52
Reply 13, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4946 times:

My now-ex fiancee and I did it a few times outdoors. Firstly, we did it, while intoxicated, in a donkey field (!). Secondly, we did it, while sober, in a disused and somewhat crumpling – hence somewhat outdoors (  Wink ) – building (!). Thirdly, we did it someplace else, the location of which I forget.

With my first proper girlfriend, I had a few blowjobs in her hot tub. Mmmm.

Not outdoors, but...

I have had a blowjob or three from the said ex fiancee aboard a busy bus and on a train, plus the mandatory feels.  Wink

My first girlfriend, who was very innocent, felt me nicely in the back of her parents' car, while they were in the front.

Etc.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineAA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13977 posts, RR: 57
Reply 14, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4931 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 13):
With my first proper girlfriend, I had a few blowjobs in her hot tub. Mmmm.

What did you drowned her? Or did she have a scuba tank on her back?



Go big or go home
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19259 posts, RR: 52
Reply 15, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4922 times:

Quoting AA61Hvy (Reply 14):
What did you drowned her? Or did she have a scuba tank on her back?

LOL.

It had indents in areas around the side. I lifted myself up so that my **** came to the surface. She raised herself up and did the deed. She probably got some bubbles in her mouth, but hey.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineAerobalance From United States of America, joined Sep 2000, 4683 posts, RR: 46
Reply 16, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4918 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 13):
My now-ex fiancee and I did it a few times outdoors. Firstly, we did it, while intoxicated, in a donkey field (!).

Dump you for the donkeys I imagine....



"Sing a song, play guitar, make it snappy..."
User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19259 posts, RR: 52
Reply 17, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4913 times:

Quoting Aerobalance (Reply 16):
Dump you for the donkeys I imagine....

Bestiality! I hear GKirk actively encourages it. Indeed, he has a regular porn show, entitled Let’s Do It, whereby transvestites, lead by himself, have sex with non-human animals. It has a huge following, with over 98% of viewers based in Scotland. 'Nuff said.  Big grin



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineL104me From United States of America, joined Apr 2004, 105 posts, RR: 0
Reply 18, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4904 times:

Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 15):
She probably got some bubbles in her mouth, but hey.

I've never heard it called "bubbles" before...


User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4903 times:

Although the bath is indeed a fine spot it isn't outdoors! Can we please get back to the original thread! 

I once had a blowjob in a schoolyard but by then I had left school as I was 17.  

[Edited 2005-10-27 22:33:18]

User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19259 posts, RR: 52
Reply 20, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4895 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 19):
Although the bath is indeed a fine spot is isn't outdoors!

Hmm. Who mentioned bath? It was a hot tub OUTDOORS.

She lived in a very remote area of Exmoor - the nearest big shop was 15 miles away. Those were the days. *Snif*. She had a cool name, too - Lisanne.

[Edited 2005-10-27 22:34:31]


"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offlineRobertNL070 From Netherlands, joined Sep 2003, 4534 posts, RR: 9
Reply 21, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4874 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Thread starter):
Ever Had Sex Outdoors?

Frequently during my misspent youth. The sand dunes here are so extensive...out of the wind...in the sun...with only seagulls, cormorants (shags!!!) and rabbits as spectators.

Regards, Robert  bouncy 



Youth is a gift of nature. Age is a work of art.
User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (9 years 2 months 15 hours ago) and read 4874 times:

Quoting Halls120 (Reply 1):
Yes. In the Wilderness National Battlefield Park in Virginia

Boy, talk about desicrating hallowed ground.  Wink

Seeing that 1. I'm at work, and 2. AA61hvy gets so distressed when it's mentioned, I'll not comment on the subject further.  Big grin


User currently offlinePe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 19259 posts, RR: 52
Reply 23, posted (9 years 2 months 14 hours ago) and read 4862 times:

Quoting L104me (Reply 18):
I've never heard it called "bubbles" before...

LOL.



"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (9 years 2 months 14 hours ago) and read 4862 times:

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 22):
AA61hvy gets so distressed when it's mentioned

Ok spill the beans! No-one else is listening...  Wink


25 Post contains images Falcon84 : Sorry, I'm at work, and like I said, AA61hvy would break out in a rash.
26 BristolFlyer : Is in a car outdoors? Got a bj in the parking garage at Phoenix Sky Harbor Airport earlier on this yr. BF
27 Waterpolodan : In the water at a public beach in the keys, I was 14 at the time (I know that's young to be having sex... bla bla bla... but it was worth it) so I did
28 Post contains images 9VSPO : Lucky you! I hope she didn't charge too much!
29 Pe@rson : I think Capital146's services were so poor he ended up paying BristolFlyer! :O
30 Post contains images DrP : Many many times, including on a golf-course on a very snowy Xmas Day last year PS - No comments about holes-in-one please
31 Post contains images 9VSPO : Bunkers at 2am are the best places!
32 Pe@rson : That reminds me - an ex-girlfriend (the one who gave me the blowjobs in the hot tub*) also gave me blowjobs in the woods near her during the winter.
33 Post contains images DrP : Dunno what you mean
34 Post contains images Capital146 : Cheeky little b*gger! Don't throw any stones when you are in the land of farm animal lovers!
35 Aerobalance : Trying to understand how this can be, what exactly didn't work?
36 Post contains images NoelG : Of course the mandatory hot tub (outdoors on holiday in Devon), we've also done it in a tent with her parents in a caravan next door if that counts!!
37 Post contains images Pe@rson : I am an angel. When you have a round (or near enough) tub, it's hard to get into the right position, not least because the water is quite deep. I thi
38 Post contains images 9VSPO :
39 Aerobalance : I just thought you were drunk.
40 Pe@rson : Not then.
41 Post contains images Capital146 : Her parents were in the tub too? Incestious little gathering, you really do get worse!
42 Post contains images Pe@rson : LMAO. Well, you know what us Devonians are like.
43 Post contains images 9VSPO : I think we should see some video evidence!
44 Post contains images Matt27 : A balcony in Thailand....... Lucky for us no one caught us.
45 Oneworldman : Oh soooo many times, but her are a few that I can remember right off hand: In an SUV in The Roosevelt Field Mall parking lot ( and yes the mall was op
46 Post contains images BristolFlyer : Nothing against Capital146, but according to his profile he's male and I aint that way inclined! BF
47 Post contains images Alcregular : Eek, do we really need to?
48 Post contains images Usnseallt82 : Shame.....you're really missing out. Your girl is too.
49 Post contains links and images Vaporlock : Oh ya, several times - almost caught and several times caught!!!! haha Once we got hot while visiting a small airport just outside the city of Toront
50 Post contains images A340600 : Yep, that's really unnoticeable, wonder how anyone could have possibly found you
51 Post contains images NoelG : Crikey Phyllis - I bet the incoming pilots had something to say about that! "Going around......I can't concentrate on this landing"....... Noel.
52 Post contains images 9VSPO : Vaporlock, that almost made me blush lol
53 IslipWN : LOL!! As for me, I have not done it outdoors, but I'm sure that its fun. Joe
54 Post contains images Vaporlock : Well, if you don't take advantage of a great opportunity....it may never come along again!!! LMAO Phyllis
55 Alcregular : Yeah. the only problem is the sand gets everywhere. Sex is beter outdoors than indoors.
56 Bikergirl : Okay since the other girls had the courage to answer, here is mine. Only 1 time did i attempt sex outdoors, what should have been a nice and romantic
57 Post contains images Vaporlock : Alcregular, I'm with you girl!!! Phyllis
58 Alcregular : Not the most pleasant of feeling, I must say, but (if there is a) next time, I would use a blanket to put down first, lol.
59 Bridogger6 : LOL hm.. unforuntately I haven't done it on the beach... but have whilst camping... I'm sorry but you have to find the PERFECT spot, free from rocks a
60 QANTAS077 : gave it to my ex on a golf course one day....
61 Post contains images 9VSPO : Alcregular! You naughty girl! I think you should elabotare on this!
62 Alberchico : I hope to one way do IT by the park next to LaGuardia's runway 4
63 Alcregular : What's to elaborate? lol
64 SPREE34 : Yes. Back garden, mountain trail, off mountain trail, in a hammock.
65 AC777LR : I have lost count, I am Canadian, we do everything outdoors.
66 Post contains images Vaporlock : Now there is a true statement if I've ever heard one!!!!! Phyllis
67 Post contains images Zippyjet : Have gone down on several nice honeys by the beautiful sea. Sets the mood for when I eat fish, I eat as much as I wish!    [Edited 2005-10-28 01:33:
68 Post contains images NZPM : On a hotel balcony, in a gazebo at the university, the front yard...and I'm sure there's been a few other places. I really like it
69 KiwiinOz : You kiwis will know a couple of these places: On the side of Mt Maunganui In a car on Parnell Rise Beach in Hahe, Coramandel. All a while ago now. My
70 Stlgph : been there. done that. just didn't enjoy it.
71 Post contains images Toulouse : In the back of a Renault clio years back (uncomfortable), on a public balcony of a large holiday complex in Spain (late at night, nobody around, but
72 Post contains images IAH777 : Does a barnyard count? And did it have to be with a human? Signed, The Ag Dept at TAMU My acheivements: - parking lots of several bars - middle of a b
73 OYRJA : I have had sex outdoors twice. Once in the park of Karup and the other time was on the beach in Blåvand.
74 N1120A : How does she deal with the steroid induced shrinkage? Wait a second...does this mean you actually got a blowjob from a woman in front of her parents
75 Post contains links and images Aviation : Hahahaha. Far out you give the old Kirkie a hard time. We need a a.net poll, "have you joined the mile high club" Cheers,[Edited 2005-10-28 11:50:18]
76 N1120A : For the record, I have had sex outdoors. The most brazen time was in East Grinstead, England in a wooded (huh huh, I said wooded) area behind a field
77 Post contains images KROC : The best was Hatchers Pass Alaska along side a stream. Gotta take advantage of the 5 minutes of decent temperatures up there.
78 Post contains images ANCFlyer : What's the matter KROC, not enough willy for the weather conditions? Must be that cheap ass beer you drink . . .
79 Post contains images KROC : Oh I got the job done. Yeah, I gotta lay off this stuff ...
80 Post contains images NZPM : Doing it in a car doesn't count as outdoors! Honestly, who hasn't had sex in a car?
81 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Yeah, but does Brenna know that???
82 Post contains images Alcregular : I think sex in the car is as common as having sex in a bed. I've had some of my best 'moments' in the car
83 Post contains images KROC : There is nothing worse than getting blasted by an Army puke. Ugh. You'll excuse my while I pick up my chicklets off the canvas...
84 Pe@rson : No. I meant her parents were inside the house - the tub was outdoors - but they could, for all I know, have looked from the top floor, for there was
85 Aviation : You are lucky! in two ways!
86 BristolFlyer : Hmmm, just cos they didn't say anything doesn't mean they didn't see you. Could you really imagine them, over the breakfast table the next morning, s
87 Post contains images Pe@rson : When you put it like that... If I recall correctly, her father - who was a nice man - was 72 or 73. He might have had a heart attack if he saw us.
88 ClassicLover : *raises hand* Not me! Though for the life of me I can't think why not... I've had two exs that I was with when they had cars... Trent.
89 Pe@rson : Me neither!
90 Post contains images Leezyjet : When I used to live back up North, had most of my sex in a car, a Fiat Panda. Great for Shagging in. Loads of space in the front as there is hardly an
91 Post contains images Falcon84 : Probably four time, that I can remember. All with my wife, of course. -On a golf cart behind some tall grass at my parents' summer campground park. -B
92 Kaddyuk : Stan Collymoore's Local i heard... East Grinstead SUCKS...!!! but yes... there are alotta hot women who live there... Haha
93 Post contains images Jap : Sex outdoors? No... sounds... interesting though Getting caght on the other hand.... I can probably do without that...
94 Halls120 : I haven't, but years ago, I witnessed the following. Our ship was being repaired in a shipyard that had several ships in dock at the time. Being the
95 Post contains images FlyAUA : -Highway resting place -Park bench -On one of the rides in the Efteling where we were alone Outdoors is great, you get an extra thrill from it
96 Post contains images Dvk : In a hot tub at a resort in Palm Springs.
97 Post contains images NoelG : No but my missus is trying to get me to take her to La Chambre in Sheffield - google it if you want to see why I'm not so sure!
98 Post contains images Capital146 : I am a respectable member of the community and thus would never know such places! Incidentally Lee, would this have been at about the time when you w
99 Post contains images Captaink : My speciality.. I have more outdoor sex than I have indoor I think.. And oh my poor car... I think it is rather exciting actually... Gets a little tri
100 Jafa39 : My first time was outside and we did get caught, she legged it into the graveyard and i ran out of the park into the road where all my mates were line
101 9VSPO : I don't suppose it does your suspension much good either!
102 Post contains images Leezyjet : No not her - we just stuck to my bedroom. Ah I know the place. I've seen it on TV on that show they did about real wife swapping. Looks ok, but most
103 Captaink : 9VSPO have you ever heard of the energizer bunny? HAHA.... maybe the sighting just adds to the excitement.. Wanna try it? All in the name of science
104 Post contains images NoelG : Hmmm now you know why I'm not keen on the idea! Now if they were twenty-something pornstars for instance then I may possibly be interested!
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