ArmitageShanks From UK - England, joined Dec 2003, 3366 posts, RR: 16 Reply 1, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2486 times:
My girlfriend and I are either going as "Raggedy Ann and Andy" or "Stewart and his mom" from Mad TV.
BHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5 Reply 3, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 18 hours ago) and read 2482 times:
Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 2): Alas, I'll be on duty, so I shall go as a cop . . . . . original 'eh?
Don't forget your donut. It just doesn't work without it!
Stlgph From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 8993 posts, RR: 27 Reply 4, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 14 hours ago) and read 2467 times:
Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 2): Alas, I'll be on duty, so I shall go as a cop . . . . . original 'eh?
you? original? oh come now.....
Eternal darkness we all should dread. It's hard to party when you're dead.
BHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2698 posts, RR: 5 Reply 6, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 2 days 1 hour ago) and read 2453 times:
Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 5): Lorena Bobbit's ex boyfriend.
Or as the world's most dangerous woman, Tonya Rodham Bobbit.
OzarkD9S From United States of America, joined Oct 2001, 4684 posts, RR: 23 Reply 7, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2444 times:
Leather slave here.
Black leather shorts, vest, cap, boots, spiked dog collar and arm strap.
FutureUApilot From United States of America, joined May 2004, 1365 posts, RR: 4 Reply 8, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 23 hours ago) and read 2441 times:
How do we know all those kids who throw a white sheet over their heads are going as ghosts and not a mattress?
Tom in NO From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 7194 posts, RR: 40 Reply 11, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2407 times:
We gave our girls a choice this year. They could choose from:
1) a pile of debris
2) a duct-taped refrigerator
3) the last one to arrive, the slowest trick-or-treater, dressed up as FEMA
Tom at MSY
"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina
ANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 13, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 8 hours ago) and read 2402 times:
Quoting Tom in NO (Reply 11): ) the last one to arrive, the slowest trick-or-treater, dressed up as FEMA
Ha Ha Ha . . . had a Halloween Costume thing on the tonight show a few days ago . . . first kid that came out had what looked like a "desk" hanging in front of him, with the sound of a ringing phone in the background. When Leno asked him what the noise was the kid said "an unanswered phone". Leno asked the kid who/what his costume was . . . kid said, I'm FEMA Director Brown . . . I thought Leno was gonna pass out . . .
Usnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 54 Reply 14, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 7 hours ago) and read 2399 times:
I'm going to dress up as a democrat.....
Long hair, smell like shit, lots of rainbows, and a special cigar.
TheSorcerer From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2005, 1047 posts, RR: 0 Reply 15, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2389 times:
Think it's gonna have to be assassin. I'll just nick one of my dad's old suits, put on some leather gloves and take my BB gun with me.
No don't worry I won't pull the BB gun on random people who will call the police.
The Sorcerer
ALITALIA,All Landings In Torino, All Luggage In Athens ;)
Usnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 54 Reply 16, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2389 times:
Quoting TheSorcerer (Reply 15): No don't worry I won't pull the BB gun on random people who will call the police.
Shit, if you dress the part might as well play it.
TheSorcerer From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2005, 1047 posts, RR: 0 Reply 17, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2386 times:
Quoting Usnseallt82 (Reply 16): Shit, if you dress the part might as well play it.
LOL, the police will probably be too busy chasing drunk boys that smashed up some car.
*ding dong* *woman answers the door* * I pull out gun* " ahhhhhhhhh help he's got a gun , here take all the sweets ahhhhhhhhhh".
Maybe I should try that .
In America I'd probably get shot for doing that , but I think I'll get away with it in Britain.
The Sorcerer
ALITALIA,All Landings In Torino, All Luggage In Athens ;)
Usnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 54 Reply 18, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 2385 times:
Quoting TheSorcerer (Reply 17): In America I'd probably get shot for doing that , but I think I'll get away with it in Britain.
You kidding me? In America, the kids are already packin'!
AA61Hvy From United States of America, joined Nov 1999, 13975 posts, RR: 59 Reply 20, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 5 hours ago) and read 2381 times:
I went as Hulk Hogan last night and the night before. I can't go out on Halloween because I have to work early the next day.
Usnseallt82 From United States of America, joined Jan 2004, 4891 posts, RR: 54 Reply 24, posted (7 years 7 months 3 weeks 1 day 3 hours ago) and read 2359 times:
Quoting TheSorcerer (Reply 22): Although the only thing people in Aberdeen do for Halloween is commit acts of vandalism and get drunk.
Welcome to the U.S..........we operate year round.
Crye me a river
25 Stlgph: Mark -- that's great! Letterman did their own homage to Michael Brown, along with great ones for Chad Pennington, Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes. funny stu
26 TheSorcerer: Think US immigration would let a well known assassin into the country?:D The Sorcerer
27 Usnseallt82: As long as you don't try to bring fruit in your carryon.
28 TheSorcerer: LOL. What about raw chicken meat? There's my alternate costume, I can dress up as a chicken and have a sticker on my head saying, caution bird flu. T
29 AirplaneDork: Last night for a party I went as a Michigan Militia member. This consisted of a buttoned-up flannel shirt, black beret, sunglasses, combat trousers, b
30 Stlgph: that i can tell! the other night i had a drink at a bar with Je$u$ and his boyfriend. quite funny.
31 FlyingTexan: I'm going as Elwood Blues. An old high school buddy is Jake Blues. We are trying to find a used police cruiser to arrive in.
32 Usnseallt82: Not bad. But, I wouldn't wear it to a party with any hopes of scoring that night. Might not be the best turn on for the ladies.
33 Superfly: Me and my friend were drunk Muslims. Here are some scenes from Halloween in San Francisco. Does anybody know what airline uniform she is wearing?
34 FlyingTexan: Thats awful. I love it!!! No - Braniff. Heck, I don't know. And you have a photo of a station wagon on your fridge?
35 TheSorcerer: Yeah assassin is a bit more glamorous isn't it? I'm going to a party on Saturday ( a mixture of bonfire night party,Halloween party and my birthday p
37 LooneyToon: Now THAT is awesome! People go to their parties/trick-or-treating on the subways dressed in their costumes. That is plain cool.
38 PHLBOS: Looks like a mid '90s Buick Roadmaster Estate. I'm surprised nobody has yet noticed/commented on the Boeing plane profile magnets(?) on Superfly's re
39 Superfly: FlyingTexan & PHLBOS: Yes that is the beautiful 1991-1996 Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon on the refrigerator. The one pictured is the 1992 model. The p
40 Superfly: My costume wasn't meant to offend anyone. It was funny, a few Muslims really thought I was Muslim. My goodness, they couldn't smell the alcohal?
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