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Do You Have Any Cool Scars?  
User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 11 hours ago) and read 2936 times:

I have a scar on my arse shaped like the state of Florida. It's about 2"x1". I burned myself on a baking stone when I was cooking naked.

Do y'all have any nifty/unique markings? I heard that FlyingTexan has a wicked rip.

BAB


I'm just skipping stones...
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User currently offlineDtwclipper From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2931 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I have a scar on my arse shaped like the state of Florida. It's about 2"x1". I burned myself on a baking stone when I was cooking naked.

I am having a great deal of difficulty with this one.

How do you burn your arse whilst baking?

What were you baking that had a resemblance to the state of Florida (a red or blue state?)?

Why were you baking naked?

The visuals on this are very disturbing.


User currently offlineHAJFlyer From Switzerland, joined Sep 2005, 1473 posts, RR: 9
Reply 2, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2927 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
burned myself on a baking stone when I was cooking naked.

Would it be correct to assume that this naked cooking session also included your sexy neighbour ?  Wink  Wow! Maybe as desert ?  duck 


User currently offlineAlcregular From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2923 times:

I have a scar on my right arm, which looks like I was slashed. I got my strawberry birthmark taken off when I was 12 or 13. I tell people I was bitten by a shark, and the gullible gits believe me, lol. You can't see it much now but is still quite visible to a great big blob on your arm.

User currently offline9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 4, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2923 times:

Maybe he was cooking her a hot-dog with extra relish.  Wink

User currently offlineHAJFlyer From Switzerland, joined Sep 2005, 1473 posts, RR: 9
Reply 5, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2915 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 4):
Maybe he was cooking her a hot-dog with extra relish

 rotfl   rotfl   rotfl 


BTW: I don't necessarily think of scars as cool. I have some on my lower left leg from a nasty bike accident (a car drove across my lower leg) and one on my left arm from cancer surgery. I am thankful that I recovered from both incidents and value my health much more for it.


User currently offlineHAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 31702 posts, RR: 56
Reply 6, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2913 times:

Mark on Left hand near base of ring finger.Rope climbing.
regds
MEL



Think of the brighter side!
User currently offlineKFLLCFII From United States of America, joined Sep 2004, 3309 posts, RR: 30
Reply 7, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2906 times:

Quoting Alcregular (Reply 3):
I tell people I was bitten by a shark, and the gullible gits believe me, lol.

Ha! I've got a few scars down my right arm from a cast cutter, and I tell people the same thing! "Yup, I was out diving for lobster, when this giant Mako came out of nowhere, sunk his teeth into my arm, and thrashed me around...!"

 Big grin



"About the only way to look at it, just a pity you are not POTUS KFLLCFII, seems as if we would all be better off."
User currently offlineStirling From Italy, joined Jun 2004, 3943 posts, RR: 21
Reply 8, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2897 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I have a scar on my arse shaped like the state of Florida. It's about 2"x1". I burned myself on a baking stone when I was cooking naked.

The shit that flys out of your mouth cracks never ceases to crack me up!
 crackup 

As for scars....

I have one from my "Boomerang" to my belly-button from back surgery....ugh.



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User currently offlineFlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 9, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2894 times:



The back of my head.


User currently offlineFlyingTexan From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 10, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 10 hours ago) and read 2893 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
I heard that FlyingTexan has a wicked rip.

See reply #9 ~ I have no fear now ~


User currently offlineGreasespot From Canada, joined Apr 2004, 3086 posts, RR: 20
Reply 11, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 8 hours ago) and read 2861 times:

I have one about 8 inches on my shin from when I was in a hurry and shaved my legs dry while standing on the bed before a date.........I hit a little scar and turned it into a big scar......The shin bleeds realy badly.

GS



Sometimes all you can do is look them in the eye and ask " how much did your mom drink when she was pregnant with you?"
User currently offlineUAL777 From United States of America, joined Aug 2003, 1564 posts, RR: 5
Reply 12, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2856 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Do y'all have any nifty/unique markings?

Just the scratches your mother left on my back last night..... Wink

(tasteless I know, but irresistable)



It is always darkest before the sun comes up.
User currently offlineAsstChiefMark From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 13, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2850 times:

I have dozens of dings and dents. I should go to a body shop and get them buffed out.  Smile

User currently offlineTheSorcerer From United Kingdom, joined Oct 2005, 1048 posts, RR: 0
Reply 14, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2840 times:

I didn't actually get a scar from this but I got hot soup on my cheek once.
I was camping with scouts and there was an empty soup tin in the fire which still had a tiny bit of soup left in it and someone chucked it in the fire and another was trying to get it out but it was jammed in so he was trying hard to get it out with a stick and when it did come out scalding hot soup hit me in the face. Lucky I didn't get a scar actually.

The Sorcerer

Ps anyone here actually been bitten by a shark? Big grin



ALITALIA,All Landings In Torino, All Luggage In Athens ;)
User currently offlineMexicana757 From United States of America, joined Apr 2001, 3047 posts, RR: 28
Reply 15, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2837 times:

I have a inch long scar on the palm of my left hand, shape like a backwards J. When I was five i tripped and fell, but my left hand landed on the broken bottle.

User currently offlineFalcon84 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 16, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2834 times:

"Yeah, I do, and I showed the whole world"

Signed,

Lyndon B. Johnson


User currently offlineAAFLT1871 From United States of America, joined Dec 2004, 2333 posts, RR: 10
Reply 17, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2831 times:

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 1):
Why were you baking naked?

He was getting ready to put the icing on the cupcakes.


As for me, all the knuckles on my left hand are scarred up from fights in the past, and the gifts I brought home from Bosnia were my right thigh has a scar from a bullet entry, and across my stomach where the bullet skimmed across (shot from the side) and ended up in the Marine crouching next to me in his arm.



Where did everybody go?
User currently offlineDL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11447 posts, RR: 75
Reply 18, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2827 times:

Several scars for everything from stupidity to idiocy to high speed idiocy to shrapnel.

The stories get better everytime I tell them.... Remember, chicks dig scars.....if the story is good enough.

Quoting FlyingTexan (Reply 9):
The back of my head.

Is there a story that accompanies that one?



Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?
User currently offlineRossbaku From United Kingdom, joined Jun 2005, 673 posts, RR: 1
Reply 19, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 7 hours ago) and read 2821 times:

I small scar on my right hand pointer fingers joint. When I was 12 and doing Craft and Design I was filing a piece of metal which was held in a vice and needless to say I filed too fast and too long and caught my finger on the vice. Blood dripping everywhere. Nice.

RossBaku  Silly


User currently offlineSlamClick From United States of America, joined Nov 2003, 10062 posts, RR: 68
Reply 20, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2820 times:

If I ever go bald I will check to see. I should have some dandy scars on my crown. (But I have outlived the guys who gave them to me.)

Quoting TheSorcerer (Reply 14):
Ps anyone here actually been bitten by a shark?

Yeah, I was.
Well, not a shark, more like a barracuda.
Well, not really a barracuda. More like a leech I guess.
Yes, a disgusting leech. Infected and left a nifty round scar just above my left knee.

Plus:
World's smallest machete wound, web of right thumb.
Left index finger where knife blade stuck in the bone. That was ugly!
Surgical scar inside right ear canal - I suppose, you can't see it.
Outside of right forearm, broken bottle.
Hundreds of little scars from wrist to nail on both hands from a lifetime of manual labors.



Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
User currently offlineTNboy From Australia, joined Mar 2002, 1131 posts, RR: 19
Reply 21, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 6 hours ago) and read 2809 times:

Scar on my chest where I burned myself with boiling hot water when I was about 2. Can't remember it, fortunately. At the beach last year someone asked if it was a bullet wound, so now that's my story if anyone asks. Small one where I sliced a finger open with a chisel (accidentally), as a kid, and another small one on my stomach where an enthusiastic surgeon cut out a freckle, which he thought was something else. Couple of broken/fractured fingers and toes from karate.

Oh, and the lobotomy, of course, but that's healing nicely.
Cheers
Bill



"...every aircraft is subtly different.."
User currently offlineBoeing744 From Canada, joined Jun 2005, 1844 posts, RR: 23
Reply 22, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2792 times:

A small but visible scar on my right knee-cap. It's uninteresting to look at, but the story is great... I was about 8 and I slipped and fell on aggregate. Blood everywhere, could see the bone etc. Anyways, my dad put me in the car, and instead of driving to the hospital, he took me to his friends house who is an ER doctor. He stitched me up right on his dining room table, with his whole family watching!

Another weird one I have is a slash across my forearm. My sister was doing cartwheels and I did not see her. She ran right over me and her toenail(!) left a big cut across my arm.


User currently offlineBaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 49
Reply 23, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2787 times:

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 1):
How do you burn your arse whilst baking?

I took the baking stone out of the oven and sat it on the counter. I turned and dropped my towel. When I bent over to pick it up, I pressed my ass on the edge of the baking stone.

Quoting Dtwclipper (Reply 1):
Why were you baking naked?

I do most things around the house naked. I am naked as I type this.

Quoting HAJFlyer (Reply 2):
Would it be correct to assume that this naked cooking session also included your sexy neighbour ?

I wish. I was cooking for my family. No, they weren't here yet  Wink My sis had an ass hair or two in her cordon bleu, though Big grin

Glad your wounds have healed.

Quoting FlyingTexan (Reply 10):
~ I have no fear now ~

I'm glad for you. I think we'd all like to here the story if you don't mind.

Quoting Greasespot (Reply 11):
shaved my legs dry while standing on the bed

Yeah, I always shave on the bed, too  scratchchin 

Quoting UAL777 (Reply 12):
Just the scratches your mother left on my back last night.....

If you shagged my mom, then I truly am sorry for you. I guess she got desperate.

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 16):
"Yeah, I do, and I showed the whole world"

Signed,

Lyndon B. Johnson

Ummm...

Quoting TNboy (Reply 21):
Oh, and the lobotomy, of course, but that's healing nicely.

I think they left a few nuts and bolts loose  Wink

Quoting Stirling (Reply 8):
The shit that flys out of your mouth cracks never ceases to crack me up!

Thank you. Coming from you that means a great deal. Okay, okay. I don't know who in the hell you are  Wink

BAB



I'm just skipping stones...
User currently offlineCanuckpaxguy From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (9 years 1 month 3 weeks 2 days 5 hours ago) and read 2791 times:

Quoting BaylorAirBear (Thread starter):
Do y'all have any nifty/unique markings?

Yes, I have several. In fact, I could probably top FlyingTexan's, but this isn't a contest!

The plastic surgeons did a good job on my face, so most of those are almost gone, and most of the rest are fairly hidden.

They used to bother me a lot, but they've become apart of who I am now. I often forget they're there.

G

[Edited 2005-10-29 01:36:45]

25 AC777LR : I have a few on my left arm, from sliding through a glass window, the one was so deep I could see all the way to the bone when I cut it open.
26 Post contains images BaylorAirBear : Yeah, the last thing this needs to be is a pic thread. I don't feel like shaving my ass tonight When I was 15 (I think) I was bitten by a brown reclu
27 SmithAir747 : Yes, I have LOTS of them--from an entire childhood full of surgeries on my face! (The result of a rare craniofacial syndrome--Treacher Collins). Surge
28 Post contains images ANCFlyer : Lots of them. Having spent a lot of time banging my head on the roof of a tank turret I will be even worse looking should I ever lose my hair. . . .
29 Kevinl1011 : I was working at a Mercedes Dealer in Palm Springs, 1990. One fine 110 degree afternoon, a 450SL rolled in with a coolant leak. I opened the hood and
30 Lentigomaligna : Several... One on my foot from where my father "tried" to cut off my hospital tag when I was a newborn. One from wherea cat decided to walk across my
31 Dragon-wings : This thread reminds me of the movie Lethal Weapon 4 where Mel Gibson and Rene Russo are comparing scars.
32 Dtwclipper : No really, what did you do...I saw that episode of "the Simpsons". OK, I hope you use Windex when you get off your chairs!
33 CRJonBeez : a cut on my face from rugby cleats to the nose, one on my chin from a hip check gone bad in hockey, multiple cuts on my back from different biz jet no
34 Post contains images FlyAUA : I've got 2 on my face, and 1 on my chin, but NO, I don't think they look cool. Scars on the face are annoying
35 JCS17 : I have a small infinity symbol branded into my right forearm. Long story, short... Junior year of high school, my buddies and I were trashed, and some
36 IAH777 : I had a schlong-shortening procedure when I was 10. It was making me slouch, so I had about 8 inches removed. Now it only hangs to my knees, but has a
37 LTBEWR : I have a couple of interesting but small scars. I have a scar on the palm of my left hand (no, not from THAT). I was out drinking in a bar in Amsterda
38 Seb146 : This is the dumbest thing I have ever done, IMO: I was at work, opening a box. I cut towards my body and the knife slipped and went across my other ha
39 TheCoz : I've got a few interesting scars. I've got a 3 inch scar on my upper left shoulder from a fight, one on my arm from getting caught on a nail while cha
40 Post contains images FlyingTexan : Craniotomy – a surgical procedure to remove a 2” hemaglioblastoma (brain tumor). Last December, a co-worker and I were leaving the Luxor in Las V
41 Newark777 : I have a nasty gash on my arm currently, which is probably going to be a nice scar. There's also a nice long one on my back from a couch run-in. Also
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