BristolFlyer From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 2266 posts, RR: 0 Posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3193 times:
Inspired by another thread...
Ever been kicked out of a bar, and for what reason?
Twice for me -
Dos Gringos, Scottsdale AZ. Blind drunk, was just about to wheel out some chat up lines on the barmaid and she called security. Next thing I know I'm being escorted off the premises
Some pub in the Barbican, Plymouth in the UK. Accused the landlord of watering down his beer. Likewise he got a security guy over there to see if I wanted to change my mind. I didn't, and it was time for me and the 5 or so others in my group to move on.
Lumberton From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 4708 posts, RR: 21
Reply 4, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3181 times:
Newport, RI. My associates and I were "invited" to leave since our Wild Turkey's & water never needed recharged except for the ice and water. We were (correctly) accused of having a bottle of W.T. concealed. Talk about cheap ***#!&^....
"When all is said and done, more will be said than done".
VSLover From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2004, 1887 posts, RR: 23
Reply 5, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 12 hours ago) and read 3180 times:
oh sure. twice for bringing in my own can of redbull--hey i was drunk and brought it with me--well they didnt want any of that!
another for getting into a verbal spat with a certain socialite and we both got kicked out. we ended up laughing when outside and went to another bar and started another fight "fake" but agitated others around us who got into it and then they were kicked out. that was an awesome night.
BaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 51
Reply 9, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 11 hours ago) and read 3149 times:
If you're ever in Waco, we'll go to Crickets. 150+ beers on tap. Yummy!
I was on the second floor balcony, standing at the railing, talking to my friend. The ladies went to the restroom and left their purses on the table *dumb asses* I glanced over my shoulder and caught a guy with sticky fingers. I moved to restrain him, and he pulled a gun. So I threw him off the balcony. Though I am a well known patron there, considering the circumstances, they politely asked me to leave. It was like 1:55 a.m. anyway. Oh well, an understandable formality.
Jafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 12, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3125 times:
I got chucked out of a bar with a bunch of other students when we were on a Uni residential in Twickenham (2002) we spent 400 quid on food and piss between us, we got served a round of drinks and then the barman came out from around the bar and started grabbing our drinks straight back and told us to leave because we were drunk, one guy resisted and his wine glass broke showering glass and wine all over us.
Two of the girls then grabbed a 5 litre tub of olives and threw them across the bar floor, one guy ran into the kitchen and pinned the chef against the wall by his throat, I grabbed all the cell phones off the table and rescued the chef, the manger grabbed me and I told him that if he wanted to make money but not have to suffer drunk people that there was a hypocrisy in barwork that maybe he couldn't resolve.
He told me to fuck off or he'd call the police, I told him to go ahead and at the same time noticed that one of our crowd was rock-climbing up the front of the building in an attempt to steal the pub sign, I followed him to try to persuade him down, by this time the girls had trashed the toilets, the police were allegedly on their way and the bar had emptied.
We sat in the pavement waiting for paddy to come down (he did) and for the police to arrive, (they didn't).
One bloke rang his missus to ask if he could bring 18 friends home...you could hear her negative and prolonged response despite the phone being clamped to his ear.
All in all not a night I am proud of but it was fun at the time.
Srbmod From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3113 times:
Nope, but have come close. And it was a dive bar/strip club. We ended up there one night as part of a bachelor party and the groom's brother started tossing his change at the strippers. Had he not run out of change, we all would have been chucked out.
Adam From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 465 posts, RR: 0
Reply 16, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 10 hours ago) and read 3103 times:
I did with a group of people...we were in the Bar/Restaurant in Rome, and one of the guys I was with refused to remove his hat.
We weren't "thrown" out...they told us he had to take off his hat or leave.. He was an asshole who threw around "I'm an American" to everyone when he didn't get his way. We left in embarassment, and never went out with him after that again.
Texas: You'll come for the Alamo, You'll stay because you were wrongfully executed. - Conan O'Brian State Quarters
Swisskloten From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (8 years 4 months 1 week 4 days 4 hours ago) and read 3042 times:
Quoting Aloges (Reply 3): Damn. I was going to type "cue GKirk joke".
Yeah, and I was hoping you'd beat Kirkie to it too!
Never been tossed out of a bar but I have seen one of my mates get in a huge fight with a bouncer. Wasn't even his fault. The bouncer was being a sh*thead and accused him of having too much to drink. I don't think one beer is too much. Maybe the bouncer had a few too many!