BristolFlyer From United Kingdom, joined May 2004, 2135 posts, RR: 0 Posted (7 years 7 months 15 hours ago) and read 2712 times:
Inspired by another thread...
Ever been kicked out of a bar, and for what reason?
Twice for me -
Dos Gringos, Scottsdale AZ. Blind drunk, was just about to wheel out some chat up lines on the barmaid and she called security. Next thing I know I'm being escorted off the premises
Some pub in the Barbican, Plymouth in the UK. Accused the landlord of watering down his beer. Likewise he got a security guy over there to see if I wanted to change my mind. I didn't, and it was time for me and the 5 or so others in my group to move on.
Lumberton From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 4708 posts, RR: 21 Reply 4, posted (7 years 7 months 15 hours ago) and read 2700 times:
Newport, RI. My associates and I were "invited" to leave since our Wild Turkey's & water never needed recharged except for the ice and water. We were (correctly) accused of having a bottle of W.T. concealed. Talk about cheap ***#!&^....
"When all is said and done, more will be said than done".
VSLover From United Kingdom, joined Feb 2004, 1886 posts, RR: 24 Reply 5, posted (7 years 7 months 15 hours ago) and read 2699 times:
oh sure. twice for bringing in my own can of redbull--hey i was drunk and brought it with me--well they didnt want any of that!
another for getting into a verbal spat with a certain socialite and we both got kicked out. we ended up laughing when outside and went to another bar and started another fight "fake" but agitated others around us who got into it and then they were kicked out. that was an awesome night.
Sabena332 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 8, posted (7 years 7 months 15 hours ago) and read 2676 times:
Yes, in Spain! I had a fight with some "UK" dude, a minute later the owner and some other guests took us out. We continued drinking later in another bar and forgot the fight.
BaylorAirBear From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 2913 posts, RR: 52 Reply 9, posted (7 years 7 months 14 hours ago) and read 2668 times:
If you're ever in Waco, we'll go to Crickets. 150+ beers on tap. Yummy!
I was on the second floor balcony, standing at the railing, talking to my friend. The ladies went to the restroom and left their purses on the table *dumb asses* I glanced over my shoulder and caught a guy with sticky fingers. I moved to restrain him, and he pulled a gun. So I threw him off the balcony. Though I am a well known patron there, considering the circumstances, they politely asked me to leave. It was like 1:55 a.m. anyway. Oh well, an understandable formality.
Jafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 12, posted (7 years 7 months 14 hours ago) and read 2644 times:
I got chucked out of a bar with a bunch of other students when we were on a Uni residential in Twickenham (2002) we spent 400 quid on food and piss between us, we got served a round of drinks and then the barman came out from around the bar and started grabbing our drinks straight back and told us to leave because we were drunk, one guy resisted and his wine glass broke showering glass and wine all over us.
Two of the girls then grabbed a 5 litre tub of olives and threw them across the bar floor, one guy ran into the kitchen and pinned the chef against the wall by his throat, I grabbed all the cell phones off the table and rescued the chef, the manger grabbed me and I told him that if he wanted to make money but not have to suffer drunk people that there was a hypocrisy in barwork that maybe he couldn't resolve.
He told me to fuck off or he'd call the police, I told him to go ahead and at the same time noticed that one of our crowd was rock-climbing up the front of the building in an attempt to steal the pub sign, I followed him to try to persuade him down, by this time the girls had trashed the toilets, the police were allegedly on their way and the bar had emptied.
We sat in the pavement waiting for paddy to come down (he did) and for the police to arrive, (they didn't).
One bloke rang his missus to ask if he could bring 18 friends home...you could hear her negative and prolonged response despite the phone being clamped to his ear.
All in all not a night I am proud of but it was fun at the time.
Srbmod From United States of America, joined Mar 2001, 16888 posts, RR: 51 Reply 14, posted (7 years 7 months 14 hours ago) and read 2632 times:
Nope, but have come close. And it was a dive bar/strip club. We ended up there one night as part of a bachelor party and the groom's brother started tossing his change at the strippers. Had he not run out of change, we all would have been chucked out.
Adam From United States of America, joined Jan 2005, 465 posts, RR: 0 Reply 16, posted (7 years 7 months 13 hours ago) and read 2622 times:
I did with a group of people...we were in the Bar/Restaurant in Rome, and one of the guys I was with refused to remove his hat.
We weren't "thrown" out...they told us he had to take off his hat or leave.. He was an asshole who threw around "I'm an American" to everyone when he didn't get his way. We left in embarassment, and never went out with him after that again.
Adam
Texas: You'll come for the Alamo, You'll stay because you were wrongfully executed. - Conan O'Brian State Quarters
Acho From Mexico, joined Jan 2004, 339 posts, RR: 2 Reply 19, posted (7 years 7 months 10 hours ago) and read 2592 times:
Yes once for fighting, and another for being underage (I had already been there 3 hrs, and was really drunk), the bouncer let me in easily, but when the manager saw me inside he called security!
Swisskloten From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR: Reply 22, posted (7 years 7 months 8 hours ago) and read 2561 times:
Quoting Aloges (Reply 3): Damn. I was going to type "cue GKirk joke".
Yeah, and I was hoping you'd beat Kirkie to it too!
Never been tossed out of a bar but I have seen one of my mates get in a huge fight with a bouncer. Wasn't even his fault. The bouncer was being a sh*thead and accused him of having too much to drink. I don't think one beer is too much. Maybe the bouncer had a few too many!
Aggieflyboi04 From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 207 posts, RR: 0 Reply 24, posted (7 years 7 months 6 hours ago) and read 2538 times:
Been kicked out of 2, one for breaking a pool cue across some guys back.. and the second was no acutally being thrown out but escorted to the door by TABC when I was 18 for drinking underage.
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25 Soups: yeah im barred from a pub in Long Eaton, Nottingham. 2 of my friends had a little bit to drink, the landlady came and ask us to keep out voices down,
27 Ibhayi: Yes I have, Arsenal went the season unbeaten, it was cause for celebration, was dancing and hugging and screaming at the top of my lungs with some rog
28 SlamClick: I do know a guy who got, not only kicked out, but arrested at The Blue Fox in Tijuana (donkey show) and spent the night in a Mexican jail in his Air F
29 PROSA: I would ask what the Tijuana donkey show entails, but I'm not sure I want to know the answer.
30 Skidmarks: I was ejected from "Raouls Rose Garden", a bar/brothel in Belize, for walking around pissed shouting "Buck a fuck" at all the girls. Wouldn't have bee
31 Pyrex: I am sorry but now you will have to elaborate on that one...
32 Pe@rson: I got kicked out once for being sick. I got kicked out once for helping myself to a drink because the server was being too slow. I am sure there are a
33 BigOrange: I got kicked out of a Champs sports bar in Virginia for being too drunk. The manager didn't want to lose his license for continuing to serve me when I
34 Stirling: I've been kicked out of a bar, and the country it was located in. Winnipeg Manitoba Canada....Yankee go home. Oh to be young, and full of piss.
35 Pyrex: Congratulations, you won the award for worst piss-up yet! Actually I have heard a story (I don't know if it is true or not) of a Portuguese Air Force
36 FlyingTexan: Oh yes, many. Most notably in Key West, Fla. And I have been asked to leave casinos – non alcohol related – on multiple occasions.
37 Kaddyuk: By far the funniest post i've read ALL DAY!! Drinking at a bar in my home town and i get completely trashed... I'm in this bar, dancing away when the
38 CaptOveur: We need details on this.. It is too intriguing to leave us hanging.
39 BHMBAGLOCK: Unfortunately, too many times. I can't think of a case where it was my doing but then again it was probably karma being equalized for the times I shou
41 Jasepl: Oh yes! Some stupid bar in Chicago. They wouldn't accept my ID card ("the date's all fucked up dude"). My already drunk friend got angry and start yel
42 SlamClick: It is a better teaser than a story. We had a very long layover, it was a nice place (Red Lion) and we had a crew party. Someone complained. They thou
43 Airlinelover: The bars would NEVER kick me out.. I pay all their bills! Signed, LHMark
44 NWOrientDC10: Sounds about right, some barkeeps take sides ... I've been asked to leave several places for doing "bar exercises". It was late, I was tired, and I b
45 MD11Engineer: I got kicked out once, but not through a fauklt of my own. I went to a bar with two American, a German and one Filipino colleagues. Now for myself, I
46 AirworldA320: Yeah kicked out and barred and before I was 18!! (legal drinking age in the UK!!!) for swearing and treading chewing gum into the carpet, both of whic
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