Kaddyuk From Wallis And Futuna Islands, joined Nov 2001, 4125 posts, RR: 39 Posted (4 years 3 weeks 6 days 21 hours ago) and read 1305 times:
Well, the first thread is over 350 replies and i cant get to the end of it inside about 5 minutes so here is #2 for continued enjoyment...
A: "How close were you to the victim?" B: "Reeaal close. Until the roofies wore off. Then she woke up and talked about pressing charges so I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left."
and again
A: "Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"
Whoever said "laughter is the best medicine" never had Gonorrhea
BaylorAirBear From United States, joined Jan 2005, 2908 posts, RR: 58 Reply 5, posted (4 years 3 weeks 6 days 20 hours ago) and read 1272 times:
Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter): A: "How close were you to the victim?"
B: "Reeaal close. Until the roofies wore off. Then she woke up and talked about pressing charges so I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left."
Scary Movie
Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter): A: "Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"
Falcon84 From United States, joined Sep 2004, 14983 posts, RR: 82 Reply 7, posted (4 years 3 weeks 6 days 16 hours ago) and read 1250 times:
Quoting Kaddyuk (Reply 2): "We need to get this man to a hospital"
"The Hospital.... What is it??"
"Its a big building with doctors in it but thats not important right now..."
ROTFL. Don't get me going on "Airplane" stuff.
Quoting Psa53 (Reply 3): "Gentlemen,it's a honor to play with you tonight."
Damn! Missed that one! From "Titanic".
Hmm. Let's see if I can pull out some more.
"We've come this far, no thanks to You!"
"The dog? Hehe. You are named after the dog? Hahaha!"
"I picked a helluva day to quit drinking."
"Are you driving with your eyes open? Or are you like using "the force"?
DaddiesSecret From Niue, joined Sep 2005, 270 posts, RR: 0 Reply 11, posted (4 years 3 weeks 6 days 12 hours ago) and read 1222 times:
Quoting Kaddyuk (Thread starter): "Three weeks from now, I will be harvesting my crops. Imagine where you will be, and it will be so. Hold the line! Stay with me! If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!"
PhotoLPPT From Portugal, joined Jul 2004, 447 posts, RR: 3 Reply 12, posted (4 years 3 weeks 6 days 11 hours ago) and read 1216 times:
Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 7): "The dog? Hehe. You are named after the dog? Hahaha!"
Indiana Jones and the Last Cruzade
The full quote is:
Quote:
Sallah: Please, what does it always mean, this... this "Junior"?
Indiana Jones: I like "Indiana."
Professor Henry Jones: We named the *dog* Indiana.
Marcus Brody: May we go home now, please?
Sallah: The dog? You are named after the dog?
Indiana Jones: I've got a lot of fond memories of that dog.
:D:D
The Plane's going to Chicago. The Pilot's going to New York. The Passengers are going to Pieces!
AirEuropeUK733 From United Kingdom (England), joined Apr 2004, 923 posts, RR: 18 Reply 18, posted (4 years 3 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1181 times:
Ok - it was probably on thr original thread but my IE crashed each time I went into it so I couldn't read it..
How about
'That's Classified; I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you..'
AE733
Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.
IAH777 From United States, joined Mar 2008, 0 posts, RR: 8 Reply 21, posted (4 years 3 weeks 6 days 6 hours ago) and read 1173 times:
From one of the best movies about aviation ever made....
Quote: "I hate a man like you so much that I'm gonna get your head down in the mud and tramp on it. I'm gonna make you wish you'd never been born."
"If that's all, sir..."
"I'm just getting started. You're gonna stay right here and get a bellyful of flying. You're gonna make every mission. You're not air exec anymore. You're just an airplane commander. And I want you to paint this name on the nose of your ship: Leper Colony. Because in it you're gonna get every deadbeat in the outfit. Every man with a penchant for head colds. If there's a bombardier who can't hit his plate with his fork, you get him. If there's a navigator who can't find the men's room, you get him."
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
26 CactusA319: "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels". Just saw this last night. Great movie!
27 Tbar220: Hmmm, I'll contribute a couple to this... *** "Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't
28 Kaddyuk: "First thing it's two minutes, then four, then six, then the next thing you know, we're the U.S. mail" Think MD-10
29 PHLBOS: From the very last scene of Coming to America One of my earlier-posted quotes also comes from this film.
31 JetTrader: Well done that man! And as for my other line..."Driving with a load not properly tied down!" John Cusack to the traffic cop in "Sure Thing" after his
32 Psa53: Secondary hints from reply 3 "They had six hours!" "President of what?" Good luck
33 AGC525: I was thinking something with Memphis Belle...the ball turrett guy telling a joke or something. Ok, here's mine... "The godamn thing was made to star
34 BaylorAirBear: Top Gun EA CO AS Okay. I have two guesses. I've seen this within the last month, so my choices are few. I think it's Flight of the Phoenix, old and n
36 Seb146: "Yes I am serious. And don't call me Shirley!" (See my post in Movie One Liners v.1) "Nobody messes with Stella unless Stella wants to be messed!" ---
37 Psa53: Here are the anwers to my liners: Answer:"Escape From New York" Answer:"Das Boot" Answer: "Big Trouble In Little China"
38 BaylorAirBear: I wish I would have seen this quote. I know that movie by heart. Kurt Russell's character Jack Burton was a role model for me when I was little. BAB
39 Drewfly: "Sir, are you currently classified as human?" -"Negative, I am a meat popsicle." and "A chinaman just peed on my f***ing rug!"
41 ANCFlyer: "Stop! Stop in Chinese Motherfu*(er" "How dare you come in here and bark at me like some kind of Junk Yard Dog!"
42 Kevinl1011: The Big Lebowski "Stern! Your nothing but a low down, double dealing, back stabbing, larcenous, perverted worm. Hanging's too good for you....stabbin
43 ANCFlyer: "Murdock . . . I comin' to get you" Lethal Weapon 4
44 Falcon84: "They're in the bear cage! Oh my God! Oh my God!" "You should have let me go to the right. We should have gone to the right...." "Hey kid, what's with
45 9VSPO: I have nipples, Greg, would you milk me? Meet the Parents, spoken by Robert de Niro
46 BaylorAirBear: Back to the future The funny baseball movie with Charlie Sheen BAB
47 PHLBOS: Rambo, First Blood Part II Believe it or not, I did hear on the news a few days ago that in addition to another Rocky film ("Yo Adrian, I'm a geezer"
48 Kaddyuk: "Because you didn't come here to make the choice, you've already made it. You're here to try to understand *why* you made it. I thought you'd have fig
49 BaylorAirBear: Come on Kaddyuk, The Matrix Reloaded BAB
50 ANCFlyer: "A hunderd Barishikovs running around in itchy woolen outfits" "A Party, get outta here, this is ridiculous". "Arctic Command Welcomes New C.O."
51 Falcon84: "It's Idi Amin!" "Oh, I wish I was a loofha!" "Barnicke? Barnicke! He still owes me money!" "Ma'am, I'm sure there are many ways I've gone that you ha
52 Dtwclipper: How about this one: Just panties. What else do I need?
53 SATL382G: Twister Clear and Present Danger Any one of several hundred films..... Come on, the quotes need to be somewhat distinctive.....
54 Falcon84: First one yes, second one, not even close.
56 Kaddyuk: You haven't managed to guess this quote yet... I even gave you a clue...! "Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. That's why I'm gonna let you g
57 ANCFlyer: Movie playing on Home Alone 2 . . . . New York . . . kid scares the hell outta the staff with that one. . . .
58 Jap: Technically, that quote is from the film "Angels With Dirty Wings" Because thats what the movie is called in HA2:LINY
59 ANCFlyer: "And what the hell's that smell?" "I know you didn't shoot that green shit at me" " I ain't heard no fat lady"!
61 BaylorAirBear: I thought it was Homr Alomne. Hey, I just didn't see that the earlier Casr Awajiooo(where thwe hell is y...y)yCast Away BAB Soerry Im trashed again
62 ANCFlyer: "Somebody Wake Me Up"! "I thought your menu for Thanksgiving was Mexican"? "Sputter away Dad, we got married yesterday".
63 EI747SYDNEY: 1. ''Well you work your side of the street, I'll work mine'' 2. ''your a neo maxi zoom dweebie'' C'mon Guys give it your best shot.... Rob
64 Dtwclipper: Miss Casswell is an actress, a graduate of the Copacabana School of Dramatic Art. When you're a secretary in a brewery, it's pretty hard to make-belie
65 Kevinl1011: Steve Mc Queen to Robert Vaughn (The man from Uncle) in "Bullit".
66 Mr Spaceman: Hi guys. Here's a line I've always liked. "Listen boy, to me you're nothing but dogshit! And there's three things that can happen to dogshit. It can b
67 BaylorAirBear: I would like to quote King Kong, but I'm not sure of the appropriate onomatopoeia for "gorilla sound." BAB
68 SATL382G: "I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his as
69 SATL382G: Clint Eastwood as Harry Callahan in Sudden Impact: "Listen, punk. To me you're nothin' but dogshit, you understand? And a lot of things can happen to
70 GLAGAZ: + Also when Will Smith punches the alien and says "Welcome to Earth" then puts the cigar in his mouth. Class Gaz
71 BaylorAirBear: Deniro as Capone Connery as Jim Malone in The Untouchables BAB
72 SATL382G: ...and here are your Bonus Points!! Don't spend them all in place... " B O N U S P O I N T S"
73 Mr Spaceman: Hi guys. >> SATL382G, you got it! Also, Thanks for quoting that line correctly. It's been years since I saw the movie. Then after his words to the pun
74 SATL382G: I confess... I cheated. I knew it was a Dirty Harry movie but couldn't remember which one... IMdB to the rescue... Checked out all the Dirty Harry mo
75 ANCFlyer: . . . . "Turn Right Damnit"! Patton . . . too easy for a retired tanker . . . [Edited 2005-11-06 01:45:32]
76 SATL382G: I had to go put the movie in the DVD player... It's not the defense attorney it's the assistant DA... Hey if us ol' NCOs can't hook each other up...
77 ANCFlyer: We all have to sleep sometime . . . "every morning for five years I've been coming in here to get a tall black coffee, and today there's sugar in it
78 Mr Spaceman: Hi guys. HaHaaaaaaaa .... and then the guys robbing the cafe start eating lead from Callahan's 44 Magnum. This scene of course leads to one of Clint E
79 SATL382G: Chris -- I'm sorry but I think your memory is gone..... What he says after.... Is something to effect of " You don't think we're going to let you wal
80 ANCFlyer: See bold text for additions Still not spot on, but the line - "the most powerful handgun in the world" - that says it all . . . Okay, reposted from ea
81 Mr Spaceman: Hi guys. >> SATL382G, yeah I agree. I've gone and mixed different scenes together from different movies. I'm suffering from Part Timers I guess. I rem
82 SATL382G: Well that's part of the appeal of the Dirty Harry movies. You can mix and match scenes and come up with a complete new movie, Harry is so stereotypic
83 ANCFlyer: "I want a man with a tatoo on his di&k, do I have the right man?" "No disrespect to the USS Rustoleum here . . . . "
85 Fbgdavidson: "You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by midnight" [reaches into the grocery bag and ta
86 AsstChiefMark: "I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die." Mr. Garrison in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
88 PHLBOS: Ketchup quote's already been mentioned at least twice on both threads. Until your post, nobody answered/identified it despite the quote being posted
90 Falcon84: Well, then take a guess, then. "Zimmerman flew and Tyler knew!" "You should have let me go to the right. We should have gone to the right..." "And wh
93 Vaporlock: Here is a good one....I'm sure not too many people will remember what movie this line is in??? "Love means never having to say your sorry." Phyllis
94 Ctbarnes: Love story. Try these on for size: Alma! Check your batteries! I love robbing from the English. They're so polite! Do you play the balalaika? The nee
96 OYRJA: ELAINE: You're through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next! From Seinfeld Episode The Soup Nazi
97 TWISTEDWHISPER: An easy one, but still funny: -"I wanna raise some pulses, don't I?" -"You'll raise hell, never mind pulses!"
98 Mr Spaceman: Hi guys. HaHa, that line is from a great movie ..... A Fish Called Wanda. Here's one .... (spoken in a low, slow tone). "I watched a snale crawl along
99 WrenchBender: Tina Turner as Aunty Entity in Mad Max- Beyond Thunderdome Some new ones- Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadin
100 ANCFlyer: Kelly's Heroes . . . . Don Rickles to Clint Eastwood about getting the German tank crew to "help" them . . .
101 SDLSimme: LOL! The answer is Old School. Will Ferrel and Vince Vaughan (did i spell his name right?) are great in that movie!!
102 EI747SYDNEY: Damn tought that would be impossible for you guys. Well done. Rob
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