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User currently offlineKlmfan From Austria, joined Jun 2001, 445 posts, RR: 4
Posted (12 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 16 hours ago) and read 941 times:

Just came across these while surfing on a local newspaper's website:

LUFTHANSA
Let Us F*** The Hostess As No Steward Available

ALITALIA
Always Late In Take-off And Late Late In Arrival

IBM
Invented By Monkeys

PC
Powered Chaos

Have fun! Big grin

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User currently offlineSinlock From United States of America, joined Dec 2000, 1637 posts, RR: 2
Reply 1, posted (12 years 10 months 3 weeks 4 days 5 hours ago) and read 882 times:

I work on engines and I have always liked:

TIT....Turbine Inlet Temp



My Country can beat up your Country....
User currently offlineNotar520AC From United States of America, joined Jul 2001, 1606 posts, RR: 4
Reply 2, posted (12 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 18 hours ago) and read 848 times:

http://www.chris.brady.ukgateway.net/airlineabbrevs.htm

hehehehehehehe!



BMW - The Ultimate Driving Machine
User currently offlineKlmfan From Austria, joined Jun 2001, 445 posts, RR: 4
Reply 3, posted (12 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 14 hours ago) and read 833 times:

Notar520AC,

Cute abbrev.!! Big grin


User currently offlineHigh_flyr69 From Australia, joined Apr 2001, 510 posts, RR: 0
Reply 4, posted (12 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 13 hours ago) and read 830 times:

wel here are a few
Darren I Knabel... DIK, my initials
ADIDAS- A d*** is dirty after sex
FORD - found on a rubbish dump
MILF- mother id like 2 F***
cheers
high_flyr69



Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice Doggy' until you find the shot gun
User currently offlineAirsicknessbag From Germany, joined Aug 2000, 4723 posts, RR: 34
Reply 5, posted (12 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 11 hours ago) and read 824 times:

I got a few German ones, I feel it´s OK to post them, as the original poster KLMFan will understand them:

SKODA - so kennen Ossis das Auto
VW Golf - voellig wertloses Gefaehrt ohne logische Funktion

There are more, this is just from top of my head, will post more if I remember them.

Daniel Smile


User currently offlineJetService From United States of America, joined Feb 2000, 4798 posts, RR: 11
Reply 6, posted (12 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 9 hours ago) and read 818 times:

FORD has a few more

Found On Road Dead
Fix Or Repair Daily
F--ked Over Rebuilt Dodge

PONTIAC
Poor Owners Naturally Think Its A Cadillac



"Shaddap you!"
User currently offlineAirsicknessbag From Germany, joined Aug 2000, 4723 posts, RR: 34
Reply 7, posted (12 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 7 hours ago) and read 813 times:

FIAT - Fix it again, Tony.
or: Faulty in all times.

Daniel Smile


User currently offlineJoona From Finland, joined May 2001, 1038 posts, RR: 10
Reply 8, posted (12 years 10 months 3 weeks 3 days 6 hours ago) and read 812 times:

This is the best:

SABENA - Such A Bloody Experience Never Again

Joona



1740 days idle. Beat that.
User currently offlineKlmfan From Austria, joined Jun 2001, 445 posts, RR: 4
Reply 9, posted (12 years 10 months 3 weeks 1 day 6 hours ago) and read 806 times:

Vielen Dank, airsicknessbag, you can find more German abbreviations at www.krone.at! Follow "Fun und Spiele", "Witze", "Kurz ist gut" oder/und "Markennamen"
I posted only English ones because I thought it's easier to understand for the non German speaking members.

Thanks to all of you!
For funny Airline Abbrevition check out the link mentioned by Notar520AC!
The site is really great!



User currently offlineTrickijedi From United States of America, joined May 2001, 3266 posts, RR: 5
Reply 10, posted (12 years 10 months 3 weeks 17 hours ago) and read 779 times:

I heard another version of Pontiac but I can't quite post it here.


Its better to be on the ground wishing you were in the air than be in the air wishing you were on the ground. Fly safe!
User currently offlineSophieMaltese From United States of America, joined Feb 2001, 2064 posts, RR: 3
Reply 11, posted (12 years 10 months 2 weeks 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 769 times:

I mentioned something about a CFI, and my brother asked, "What's a CFI, Certified Fecal Inspector?" Ewwww.....

User currently offlineUs330 From United States of America, joined Aug 2000, 3866 posts, RR: 14
Reply 12, posted (12 years 10 months 2 weeks 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 766 times:

ADIDAS-All day I dream about sex

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