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How To Get Rid Of Two Fools Squatting My Flat

Runway23 From US Minor Outlying Islands, joined Jan 2005, 1923 posts, RR: 47
Posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1616 times:

I am currently in a huge predicament.

My flat is currently squatted by two a.nutters who are creating havoc. My neighbours are about to declare a jihad on me.

What measures can I take to eradicate those fools and avoid jihad.

34 replies: All unread, showing first 25:

QANTASforever From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 1, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1606 times:

Call the police?

QFF

AeroWesty From United States of America, joined Oct 2004, 16409 posts, RR: 63
Reply 2, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 5 hours ago) and read 1605 times:

Quoting Runway23 (Thread starter):
What measures can I take to eradicate those fools and avoid jihad.

Start charging them Swedish rates for alcohol.

International Homo of Mystery

9VSPO From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 3, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1565 times:

Let off stink bombs in every room until they can't bear it anymore.

FlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4598 posts, RR: 60
Reply 4, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1562 times:

Quoting Runway23 (Thread starter):
creating havoc.

Nooooooo... BNE and UTA!? eek

Not drinking, also isn't a solution!

BHMBAGLOCK From United States of America, joined Jul 2005, 2694 posts, RR: 6
Reply 5, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1554 times:

Take a vacation, have the water, electricity, telephone, internet, etc. turned off ahead of time. Come to think of it, if they're a.netters the internet should be enough.

Where are all of my respected members going?

ClassicLover From Ireland, joined Mar 2004, 4216 posts, RR: 29
Reply 6, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 4 hours ago) and read 1546 times:

Start wearing clogs.

Trent.

I choose to fly oneworld, as a member of Qantas Frequent Flyer.

LHMark From United States of America, joined Jan 2000, 7255 posts, RR: 53
Reply 7, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1528 times:

Take away their photographic gear.

"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller

DL021 From United States of America, joined May 2004, 11346 posts, RR: 89
Reply 8, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1517 times:

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I know....hide all your porn and have your internet service temporarily interrupted......

they'll be gone 5 minutes later....

Is my Pan Am ticket to the moon still good?

Runway23 From US Minor Outlying Islands, joined Jan 2005, 1923 posts, RR: 47
Reply 9, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1501 times:

Rhaa.

Someone shall definately be sleeping in the Bin (Laden) Room tonight after posting untrue facts about sexuality. RHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Pe@rson From United Kingdom, joined Jan 2001, 18042 posts, RR: 56
Reply 10, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 3 hours ago) and read 1488 times:

Get Orion737 down there in his tight-as-anything trousers. He'll soon sort them out. Silly

"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."

FlyAUA From Austria, joined May 2005, 4598 posts, RR: 60
Reply 11, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1470 times:

Quoting Runway23 (Reply 9):

It's ok you don't have to deny it Runway23... we're all friends on here any nobdoy has a problem with it Wink

Not drinking, also isn't a solution!

Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7139 posts, RR: 54
Reply 12, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 2 hours ago) and read 1455 times:

Send Jehovah's witnesses round every ten minutes.

Made from jets!

Mhodgson From United Kingdom, joined Dec 2002, 5035 posts, RR: 37
Reply 13, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1444 times:

Tell them Peter Max is in Gatwick, and that Hibiscus is due into LHR afterwards.

No trees were harmed by this message. However, several million electrons were terribly inconvenienced

ANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 14, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1423 times:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y60/csmpep/DutyWeapons.jpg

Cosec59 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 15, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days 1 hour ago) and read 1418 times:

Quoting 9VSPO (Reply 3):
Let off stink bombs in every room until they can't bear it anymore.

Or get 9VSPO round for an hour. Should have the same effect

HAWK21M From India, joined Jan 2001, 29818 posts, RR: 61
Reply 16, posted (6 years 3 months 6 days ago) and read 1395 times:

Cut the Net connection You all Three would be out of there in Minutes. biggrin

regds
MEL

Think of the brighter side!

Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7139 posts, RR: 54
Reply 17, posted (6 years 3 months 5 days 22 hours ago) and read 1341 times:

One barrel for each squatter. Nice. Is it just coincidence that there are 3 clips for the pistol?

Made from jets!

ANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 18, posted (6 years 3 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1334 times:

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 17):
Is it just coincidence that there are 3 clips for the pistol?

Naaa, standard load . . . one in the weapon, two on the belt.

But in this instance, it does come in handy, eh?? bigthumbsup

Pope From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 19, posted (6 years 3 months 5 days 21 hours ago) and read 1320 times:

Ask B744F to come over. Within 5 minutes of his arrival everyone will be gone. The only problem is that you'll have to fumigate after he leaves.

Jafa39 From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 20, posted (6 years 3 months 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1289 times:

Quoting Runway23 (Thread starter):
What measures can I take to eradicate those fools and avoid jihad.

Offer SlamClick and Logan22L some money to perform "ethnic cleansing".

If that doesn't work send in QFF and tell him they are "Monarchist Dolts"

XXX

Gkirk From UK - Scotland, joined Jun 2000, 24519 posts, RR: 62
Reply 21, posted (6 years 3 months 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1284 times:

Quoting Jafa39 (Reply 20):
Offer SlamClick and Logan22L some money to perform "ethnic cleansing".

If that doesn't work send in QFF and tell him they are "Monarchist Dolts"

XXX

When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!

DLKAPA From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 22, posted (6 years 3 months 5 days 20 hours ago) and read 1279 times:

Ok ANC I gotta ask what kind of shotty is that?

Jetjack74 From United States of America, joined Jul 2003, 7139 posts, RR: 54
Reply 23, posted (6 years 3 months 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1277 times:

A glock, just guessing.

Made from jets!

ANCFlyer From , joined Dec 1969, posts, RR:
Reply 24, posted (6 years 3 months 5 days 19 hours ago) and read 1257 times:

Quoting DLKAPA (Reply 22):
Ok ANC I gotta ask what kind of shotty is that?

Shotgun is a Remington 870 Police Special . . .

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 23):
A glock, just guessing.

That's the hand gun . . .

The rifle is a Bushmaster.

Quoting Pope (Reply 19):
you'll have to fumigate after he leaves.

Bug infestations suck don't they?! biggrin

25 BHMBAGLOCK: I think he's asking about the middle weapon(shotgun), not the pistol. Remington 870 I believe, ANC can you confirm or refute?

26 ANCFlyer:

TheSorcerer: The pistol is a glock 17 or 18 I think. Getting hold of these in Britain might be a bit problematic, now you know what runway23 wants for Christmas th

28 ANCFlyer: 22 .40 Cal . . .

29 Swisskloten: Have Kaz strip and lure them away from the fence. Then, sprinkle something nasty on the ground, particularly something that will stick to their shoes

30 QANTASFOREVER: I'm more inclined toward Neo-Imperialistic slop, or Vice-Vice-Royal swill these days thankyouverymuch. QFF

NWA742: -NWA742

32 Kevinl1011: Put on an Adam Sandler movie.

33 Jafa39: Either should work! Kevin, if i am ever round your house and you want to get rid of me, you know which movies to put on!!!

34 LTBEWR: Start to charge them rent. Every day ask for like 50-100 Pounds maybe at like 6am in the morning. That will chase them out. Maybe you could play reall

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